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Cameron comes up with yet another moronic policy!

Funny story: Cameron comes up with yet another moronic policy!

CIA HQ in 10 Downing Street (Yes we have our reporters there too, the golden bogs are filthy!) reports! CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star political reporter, Cederic Upyourarse-Thraithwaite, reporting from below a bog seat and looking up Cameron's arse has just sent this mind-blowing report (If Cameron farts it really will be mind-blowing!) Brit PM, David Cameron, divulging his latest g...

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Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

Funny story: Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

A late night tweet by Dr. Bernard-Fortesque-SmallPeace of the Council for the Rehabilitation of Bloodsucking Creatures, labelling tapeworms as good for nothing parasites has upset the Society for for symbiotic organism equality. Dr. Fortescue-S...

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Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

Funny story: Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

London. The PM 'Dave' Cameron announced that the coalition plans using savings made from denying the poor and vulnerable their basic needs to dig up the bodies of deceased welfare cheats and display them in public until "their relatives do the decent...

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Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Funny story: Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Evidence has been leaked of a report showing the records of thousands of people drawing old age pension hand outs instead of complying with State expectations to die and save taxpayers' money. A DVD containing the records of thousands of people w...

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English Parliament to Criminalize the Celebration of Christmas by Welfare Claimants

Funny story: English Parliament to Criminalize the Celebration of Christmas by Welfare Claimants

There will be no dreaming of a white trash Christmas on the council estate or the trailer park for benefit claimants from 2016 if the Government succeed in passing a law to prohibit the celebration of Christmas by those in receipt of welfare revealed...

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Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

Funny story: Convicted war criminal scrounges free funeral for mum

A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...

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Royal family is worse than pleb scroungers the Philpotts says Bishop

Funny story: Royal family is worse than pleb scroungers the Philpotts says Bishop

Isle of Dogs - The Bishop of Barking says the House of Windsor has set a bad snouts-in-the trough example that makes reviled benefit scroungers the Philpotts look like Mother Theresa by comparison. Speaking to reporters at lunchtime today Bishop R...

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