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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Iain Duncan Smith says that anyone healthy enough to claim benefits doesn't need benefits

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has outlined a new philosophy on benefit claimants while talking to the BBC, suggesting that anyone well enough to claim benefits probably doesn't need them. Speaking of people with mental...
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Funny story: Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

London. The PM 'Dave' Cameron announced that the coalition plans using savings made from denying the poor and vulnerable their basic needs to dig up the bodies of deceased welfare cheats and display them in public until "their relatives do the decent...
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Funny story: Benefits Mum Michelle Taylor to 'Stop' after 36th Child!

Benefits Mum Michelle Taylor to 'Stop' after 36th Child!

Pregnant baby machine, and NHS nightmare Michelle Taylor has vowed to go on the pill after the birth of her latest child, her 36th. Michelle 39, from Rotherham who now lives in 'Wentworth House', just outside the town, is missing her friends and f...
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Funny story: Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Mail Exclusive - People Drawing Pensions Instead of Dying

Evidence has been leaked of a report showing the records of thousands of people drawing old age pension hand outs instead of complying with State expectations to die and save taxpayers' money. A DVD containing the records of thousands of people w...
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Funny story: Benefits Street, Surrey 'A Disgrace' Says Tory MP

Benefits Street, Surrey 'A Disgrace' Says Tory MP

A statement for Tory MP Ian Duncan Rant has been issued condemning the 'indescribable bully' and 'spoof writer' JW for the 'cruel depiction of the fine residents of Surrey's Benefits Street as low life scroungers.' An early Day Motion by Rant, in...
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Funny story: More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

In a move to bring more accountability to the Royal "non Monarchs" (or scroungers), they will be made to appear on T.V. after Premier League football managers on "Final Score" and give an account of where our hand-outs went for the previous week.
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Funny story: Benefits Street, Surrey

Benefits Street, Surrey

A shocking dramatic picture of the underside of life in a Surrey town near the Thames is to be shown on Channel 4. It is the first in a series of five programmes which will make you sick. There is Joseph Potty, who works in the City on one day a w...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

Selena Gomez Angrily Drops The F-Bomb At A Concert

LOS ANGELES - Selena Gomez performed at the Annual KIIS-FM Jingle Ball and was really excited since she heard that Vice-President Joe Biden and is wife Jill were going to be in the audience. After Selena began her first song, the microphone cut ou...
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Funny story: Age Related Benefit Shock

Age Related Benefit Shock

The Government has been urged to re-think the whole matter of age related benefits after several amazing events. Flora Robson (91) took the stage at Wimbledon in a short but impressive run. Tennis guru John Muckyroe (63), formerly a Tennis comment...
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Funny story: Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne

Man on benefit calls for investigation into "continuing subsidisation" of George Osborne

A Man on Jobseekers Allowance today called for questions to be asked about whether privilege, massive inherited wealth, and membership of the aristocracy had helped to subsidise George Osborne's lifestyle as "a Vindictive Conservative Chancellor up t...
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Funny story: Benefit changes come into effect

Benefit changes come into effect

Across the UK there was outrage today among benefit fans, when long-expected changes to the benefits system came into place. "I'm outraged," said deceased political activist Spencer Perceval. "This has completely destroyed the benefits system as we know it. Don't they realise that by making small changes that I barely understand but completely disapprove of, the system will cease to exist at al...
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Funny story: Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Crap Towns attract a range of dodgy characters

Following the dubious award of Top Crap Town UK for the fifth year running, the residents of Baconsthorpe seem to have embraced the notoriety of their depressing abode. Mayor Jimmy (The Knife) Roberto has taken out a full page advertisement this...
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Funny story: Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Government to Help Workers Boost Earnings by Sending Them Text Messages

Under new plans from The Department of Work and Pensions, part-time workers could receive monthly statements telling them how much better off they would be if they increased their hours. They could also be sent texts telling them that working mor...
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Funny story: Government declares passion for rations

Government declares passion for rations

In the quest to simplify the morass of tax credits and welfare benefits, the government is to trial a novel cashless scheme, first pioneered in the 1940s. Today a spokesman for the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP, colloquially pronounced 'do...
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Funny story: Tory's new 'ducking-stool' disability assessment launched

Tory's new 'ducking-stool' disability assessment launched

George Osborne has announced the governments new method of assessing claimant's disability, known as the 'ducking-stool'. The contract, worth £134 trillion, is expected to be awarded to Cameron, Osbourne & Cronies Consultants. "For far too lon...
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Funny story: Benefits for all!

Benefits for all!

Labour leader 'Crazy Eddie' Miliband has taken another happy pill and vowed to deliver a 'living wage' to millions if he wins the next election in 2015. Always assuming that there will be anyone still working by May 7th 2015 Crazy Ed predicts the...
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Funny story: Benefit Buggers defraud local authorities by millions - So, what else is new?

Benefit Buggers defraud local authorities by millions - So, what else is new?

Councils are being de-frauded to the tune of two billion pounds a year through fraudulent disability allowances and child benefit claims. Councillors are obviously frustrated at this because this money could be getting put towards the entertainme...
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Funny story: Government Considers Bringing Back The Workhouse

Government Considers Bringing Back The Workhouse

A leaked government document has revealed the coalitions plans to reduce our countries benefits bill. The solution? Bung the poor and needy into newly established workhouses. Government officials reckon all the UK's economic problems would be s...
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