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Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Funny story: Local Man Unimpressed By 3D Johnny Depp Pirate Movie

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...

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Below Decks - Chapter 28 - The Hebridean Reunion

Funny story: Below Decks - Chapter 28 - The Hebridean Reunion

Oh my good Lord! Do my eyes deceive me? Surely that cannot possibly be a tri-masted man o' war dropping anchor in the bay? Tis nobbut a hallucination. The northerly wind blows down from the arctic with unparalleled fury as I prepare kebab, pizza, and fish and chips for my handful of ravenous customers. By crikey, it is! It's the bloody Buggerall! And they're sending a landing party.

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Below Decks Chapter 26: Gunga Din Reports in on the Pissgums!

Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 26: Gunga Din Reports in on the Pissgums!

As I sit at my beach side table here on the sand of the Virgins, back to the coconut palms, facing the gently lapping sea watching the sun set on yet another day on what used to be HM's Realm, nostalgia overwhelms me as I review Birbee's tale of Riches earned from Religion, and his ultimate fate of being laid low by an ungrateful WAG. Ah Birbee. First to discover the internet and make it pay.

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Somali Pirates Thwarted

Funny story: Somali Pirates Thwarted

Whoah there Neddy! Incoming news indicates that there was a shocking surprise in store for a group of Somali pirates, hoping to rip off another Western freight vessel in order to boost the coffers of various international terrorist groups. The pir...

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Below Decks, Chapter 25: The Church of the Damned

Funny story: Below Decks, Chapter 25: The Church of the Damned

HMS Buggerall............. The ship, the memories, the mammories, the crew, the friendships struck, the enemies made. It all came flooding back to me, the thoughts I have tried so hard to forget, when I received the telegram from Morse in morse. The lessons that we were given were a big help, but not big enough, and I had to take a trip to the local code shop to have deciphered. It trans...

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Below Decks: Legends In our Own Minds Revisited. Chapter 24

Funny story: Below Decks: Legends In our Own Minds Revisited. Chapter 24

The heretofore unedited, unpublished chapter 23 of Below Decks written by the uncircumcised Cook, Skoob, suddenly appearing in Twitter Space, has created an unprecedented demand for "MORE" and presented a huge dilemma for me, Morse, Captain of the Buggerall, now retired on half pension and declared redundant. "More tits, more booty, more blood, groping , grogging, lashes & keel hauling,...

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Below Decks - "Hebrides And Haemorrhoids" - The Cook's Journey

Funny story: Below Decks - "Hebrides And Haemorrhoids" - The Cook's Journey

I don't really know what I'm doing right now. Somebody just woke me up and asked me how I'm feeling. Not great, to be totally honest. I mean, who would be, in my situation? I got meself roped into this pirate adventure, lured in there by the evil Captain Morse, and the notorious Pompey Lil. It was tough. We got sunk, I got fired out of the Nautilus by Captain Nemo and ended up with me...

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Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

Funny story: Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord...

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'Below Decks' Enjoys Resurgence As Shamed Pirate Captain Limps Into Port

Funny story: 'Below Decks' Enjoys Resurgence As Shamed Pirate Captain Limps Into Port

Ironic though it may be, the misfortunes which have befallen disgraced pirate ship captain, Morse Morse, of Moosejaw, Maine have sparked a massive resurgence of interest in the Spoof.com's collaborative Magazine Section saga, 'Below Decks'. The s...

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UN Emergency Summit Meeting - Spoof Star Trek Saga May Never Be Completed

Funny story: UN Emergency Summit Meeting - Spoof Star Trek Saga May Never Be Completed

Consternation tonight from New York City as the UN called an emergency meeting, suspecting that TheSpoof.com's hugely anticipated Star Trek collaboration may never be completed. "This news is devastating," President Barack Obama announced. "It's s...

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Rear Vice Admiral Morse Calls Off QM2 Transatlantic Trip

Funny story: Rear Vice Admiral Morse Calls Off QM2 Transatlantic Trip

South Carolina based nautical hero, Rear Vice Admiral Morse, one time captain of HMS Buggerall out of the port of Bristol today called off a planned trip to Europe on the QM2, where he would have tracked down some Norwegian and German ancestors. R...

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Spoof Star Trek Saga Has Far Reaching Consequences

Funny story: Spoof Star Trek Saga Has Far Reaching Consequences

It seemed like a straight forward enough assignment, take a bunch of spoof writing nut jobs and get them to cobble together an amusing team effort Star Trek spoof for the enjoyment of spoof readers everywhere. Just make it like a proper Star Trek sto...

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Reclusive Pirate, Captain Morse, Spotted Skulking Around

Funny story: Reclusive Pirate, Captain Morse, Spotted Skulking Around

The New World, brunchtime. - Reclusive American pirate, and erstwhile Captain of HMS Buggerall, Morse has been spotted by SI6 (Spoof Intelligence 6) agents skulking around the fringes of satirical website theSpoof.com. Since the rip roaring succes...

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Bob The Builder Jumps On Pirate Bandwagon

Funny story: Bob The Builder Jumps On Pirate Bandwagon

It all started off on TheSpoof.com, a a UK based satirical website. A diverse group of contributors banded together to produce the now legendary 'Below Decks' Pirate story collaboration. Before long, everybody who was anybody in the glam world of...

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Pirate Book Founders Found Guilty - Sent to Jail

Funny story: Pirate Book Founders Found Guilty - Sent to Jail

A court in Sweden has jailed several people behind The Pirate Book (TPB), also known as Below Decks, the world's most high-profile pirate-themed collaborative story, in a landmark case. The writers were found guilty of breaking decency laws and we...

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Somali Pirates Advised Not To Take On Navy Seals

Funny story: Somali Pirates Advised Not To Take On Navy Seals

In a completely unexpected statement from the UK today it has been revealed that several UK commentators have advised Somali pirates to not, under any circumstances, attempt to tackle the US Navy Seals in any form of revenge attack, following the kil...

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Navy Seals Sort Out Somali Pirates

Funny story: Navy Seals Sort Out Somali Pirates

The US Navy Seals today announced in the clearest possible terms that they are not about to take any crap from Somali Pirates. Somali Pirates commandeered a Maersk Line ship and pointed AK 47's at the head of Captain Phillips, at which point the N...

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Pirates All Set To Wage War On Scunt

Funny story: Pirates All Set To Wage War On Scunt

Following the heart-stoppingly scandalous revelations that website Scunt has been nicking stories from classic spoof website TheSpoof.com, the group of scurvy seadogs who united to bring you all the 'Below Decks' saga has vowed to set the record stra...

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