Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was treated to his first 3D cinematic experience last night, when he attended a local theatre to see Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Initial reports indicate that Shuttlec...
Oh my good Lord!
Do my eyes deceive me?
Surely that cannot possibly be a tri-masted man o' war dropping anchor in the bay?
Tis nobbut a hallucination. The northerly wind blows down from the arctic with unparalleled fury as I prepare kebab, pizza, and fish and chips for my handful of ravenous customers.
By crikey, it is!
It's the bloody Buggerall! And they're sending a landing party.
Captain Morse scowled as he reviewed his 401k's, he realized the fatal mistake he had made converting his booty and doubloons into US currency, what had once been riches fit for a king to retire on in the shores of South Carolina were now but worthless paper.
"What a fool I have been, what kind of pirate would base his retirement based on a participant-directed plans. I should have stuck with g...
As I sit at my beach side table here on the sand of the Virgins, back to the coconut palms, facing the gently lapping sea watching the sun set on yet another day on what used to be HM's Realm, nostalgia overwhelms me as I review Birbee's tale of Riches earned from Religion, and his ultimate
fate of being laid low by an ungrateful WAG.
Ah Birbee. First to discover the internet and make it pay.
Whoah there Neddy! Incoming news indicates that there was a shocking surprise in store for a group of Somali pirates, hoping to rip off another Western freight vessel in order to boost the coffers of various international terrorist groups.
The ship, the memories, the mammories, the crew, the friendships struck, the enemies made.
It all came flooding back to me, the thoughts I have tried so hard to forget, when I received the telegram from Morse in morse.
The lessons that we were given were a big help, but not big enough, and I had to take a trip to the local code shop to have deciphered.
The heretofore unedited, unpublished chapter 23 of Below Decks written by the uncircumcised Cook, Skoob, suddenly appearing in Twitter Space, has created an unprecedented demand for "MORE" and presented a huge dilemma for me, Morse, Captain of the Buggerall, now retired on half pension and declared redundant.
"More tits, more booty, more blood, groping , grogging, lashes & keel hauling,...
I don't really know what I'm doing right now.
Somebody just woke me up and asked me how I'm feeling.
Not great, to be totally honest. I mean, who would be, in my situation? I got meself roped into this pirate adventure, lured in there by the evil Captain Morse, and the notorious Pompey Lil.
It was tough.
We got sunk, I got fired out of the Nautilus by Captain Nemo and ended up with me...
A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.'
The woman, who can not be named in ord...
Ironic though it may be, the misfortunes which have befallen disgraced pirate ship captain, Morse Morse, of Moosejaw, Maine have sparked a massive resurgence of interest in the Spoof.com's collaborative Magazine Section saga, 'Below Decks'.
Consternation tonight from New York City as the UN called an emergency meeting, suspecting that TheSpoof.com's hugely anticipated Star Trek collaboration may never be completed.
"This news is devastating," President Barack Obama announced. "It's s...
South Carolina based nautical hero, Rear Vice Admiral Morse, one time captain of HMS Buggerall out of the port of Bristol today called off a planned trip to Europe on the QM2, where he would have tracked down some Norwegian and German ancestors.
It seemed like a straight forward enough assignment, take a bunch of spoof writing nut jobs and get them to cobble together an amusing team effort Star Trek spoof for the enjoyment of spoof readers everywhere. Just make it like a proper Star Trek sto...
The New World, brunchtime. - Reclusive American pirate, and erstwhile Captain of HMS Buggerall, Morse has been spotted by SI6 (Spoof Intelligence 6) agents skulking around the fringes of satirical website theSpoof.com.
Since the rip roaring succes...
It all started off on TheSpoof.com, a a UK based satirical website. A diverse group of contributors banded together to produce the now legendary 'Below Decks' Pirate story collaboration.
Before long, everybody who was anybody in the glam world of...
A court in Sweden has jailed several people behind The Pirate Book (TPB), also known as Below Decks, the world's most high-profile pirate-themed collaborative story, in a landmark case.
The writers were found guilty of breaking decency laws and we...
In a completely unexpected statement from the UK today it has been revealed that several UK commentators have advised Somali pirates to not, under any circumstances, attempt to tackle the US Navy Seals in any form of revenge attack, following the kil...
The US Navy Seals today announced in the clearest possible terms that they are not about to take any crap from Somali Pirates.
Somali Pirates commandeered a Maersk Line ship and pointed AK 47's at the head of Captain Phillips, at which point the N...
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