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Funny story: During the Bejing Olympics, the Olympic Torch passage stalled in London for 4 days

During the Bejing Olympics, the Olympic Torch passage stalled in London for 4 days

The British Olympic Committee vows never to use Stephen Hawkings again! Noted physicist and perennial slow poke, Stephen Hawkings, had taken possession of the Olympic Torch for a portion of the famous procession from historic Mt. Olympus to the su...
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Funny story: Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans

Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans

Lausanne, Switzerland - A committee of officials have dramatically taken away all 100 medals awarded to Chinese athletes at the Beijing Olympics following drug retesting. Committee chairman, Stan Ozolol, defended the controversial decision at a recen...
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Funny story: Chinese Launch Bird's Nest Stadium into Space

Chinese Launch Bird's Nest Stadium into Space

China stunned the world once again today by launching its Beijing Olympic Bird's Nest stadium into space. The Chinese Space Agency had billed their latest mission as a space walk for the three Chinese taikonauts onboard their Shenzhou-7 space craft.
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Funny story: US Olympic Committee Identifies Secret Decades Old Red Chinese Plot!

US Olympic Committee Identifies Secret Decades Old Red Chinese Plot!

Licking their wounds after the Beijing Olympics resulted in more Shiny Bling Bling for the Chinese team, The US Olympic Committee was motivated to do some research into the US bumbling in Beijing. The resulting report published in Sour Grapes, the Sp...
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Funny story: Paralympic Track Marshal To Be Charged With Jaywalking

Paralympic Track Marshal To Be Charged With Jaywalking

The Chinese track marshal who nonchalantly walked onto the running track in the midst of the 5000m wheelchair race, and was nearly flattened, has been charged with Jaywalking, it has emerged. Phu Kin Nut casually ambled through a maelstrom of spee...
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Funny story: Paralympics competitors face hurdles

Paralympics competitors face hurdles

The 13th Paralympics got underway in Beijing today with all the glitz and glamour of the main summer games. There was disquiet amongst some of the competitors though as it would appear the designers of the Birds Nest stadium had omitted to install wh...
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Funny story: Home Secretary livid at "Team GB's" medal results

Home Secretary livid at "Team GB's" medal results

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith is said to be "absolutey livid", "gobsmacked" and even "most upset" with the medals won by Team GB at the recent Olympics held in Beijing. This morning, she called Lord Coe into her office and her rantings and ravi...
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Funny story: Beijing Olympics hit by Organ Transplant Scandal

Beijing Olympics hit by Organ Transplant Scandal

The booming transplant industry involving organs harvested from executed convicts in Chinese prisons reached renewed scandalous proportions today with allegations that demand has far exceeded supply and the organs of convicted criminals are being rem...
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Funny story: Word 'hero' to be redefined to include people who can run a bit

Word 'hero' to be redefined to include people who can run a bit

Collins, the makers of the famous Oxford English Dictionary, have announced that the word 'hero' is set to be given a wider definition in the next edition. The change has been in response to BBC Coverage of the Olympic Games. 'Yeah sure there are...
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Funny story: Queen To Bestow Honours Upon Olympic Heroes

Queen To Bestow Honours Upon Olympic Heroes

In a Royal Proclamation, Her Majesty the Queen has announced that she is to recognise the superhuman efforts of Britain's athletes who have taken gold in Beijing. The news was made public as Team GB flew back into the UK today. Recipients of the Q...
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Funny story: Sir Steve Redgrave Makes 'Chink' Blunder

Sir Steve Redgrave Makes 'Chink' Blunder

Sir Steve Redgrave, Britain's greatest Olympian, was left with egg on his face today, after making an insensitive blunder during a BBC interview with Sue Barker. Barker asked Redgrave for his overall view of the Beijing Games, and he replied that,...
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Funny story: Cubans Riot As James DeGale Wins Boxing Gold

Cubans Riot As James DeGale Wins Boxing Gold

British boxer James DeGale won the Olympic Middleweight boxing gold medal against Cuba's Emilio Correa today, but the big news was the reaction of Correa's fans, who started a protest in the arena which spilled over into a full-scale riot. The bou...
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Funny story: Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

Olympic Taekwondo Cheating Scandal - War With China Looms

More Olympic scandal today, in the Taekwondo arena this time, with British girl Sarah Stevenson being the victim of the judges' incompetence, as she lost to, you guessed it, a Chinese competitor. Sarah was trailing 1-0 with just seconds of her mat...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

Gary Glitter to marry 2008 Chinese Olympic gymnast

1970s glam rocker Gary Glitter, 64, whose real name is Paul Gadd, is to wed My Ding Aling, a member of the 2008 Olympic gold medal winning Chinese gymnastic team. Gary Glitter told authorities that this proved that the terrible rumors of him being...
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Funny story: Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Olympic Flame Carbon Print Banned By Gore - Plant life Protests.

Nutty enviro-MENTAL-ist Al Gore has been shouting all week about the huge Olympic Flame, burning away on top of the Birds Nest Stadium since the 2008 Olympic Games started, but no one has been paying any attention to him - even though he seems to hav...
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Funny story: Algerian Runners Will Be Golden Camels!

Algerian Runners Will Be Golden Camels!

At the Olympics today its expected to be a two-horse race between the Algeria stars Nadjim Manseur and Nabil Madi in the 800 metres race. The two runners were victorious in their first rounds and beat a lot of the expected favorites from Europe an...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Settles For Silver Medal In Beijing

Bigfoot Settles For Silver Medal In Beijing

The 'real Bigfoot' capped an extraordinary year with a disappointing end for himself at the Bird's Nest in Beijing tonight, when he could only claim a silver medal in the Olympic Triple Jump event. Phillips Idowu, whose name is the wrong way aroun...
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Funny story: British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British 10km Open Water swimmer David Davies swam the race of his life to win a silver medal in Beijing today, but revealed afterwards that it nearly didn't happen. Davies told officials at the finish line that he believed he had "died", and come...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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