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Funny story: Congress to reinvent itself as a reality TV show to balance the budget

Congress to reinvent itself as a reality TV show to balance the budget

Washington DC - Our mole in the Ways and Means committee reports that the rules of parliamentary procedure are to go the way of the dodo bird and the Bill of Rights. Tough economic times dictate that the government reinvent itself in a form that w...
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Funny story: British beggars go on the rampage and threaten to strike

British beggars go on the rampage and threaten to strike

In a hastily drawn-up statement written on the back of an old copy of the Big Issue, the BABS (British Association of Beggars and Scroungers) announced that it could no longer take responsibility for its members actions. Earlier this morning, a gr...
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Funny story: More Begging Letters To The Editor

More Begging Letters To The Editor

The effects of this most confusing condition are truly bewildering. So I am doubly grateful for your time and understanding today. I, for example, have the random dislocation variant of the disorder, but there are many other ways in which sentences may be mixed, transposed or swapped. Donations will be gratefully received and will help us to work towards the rehabilitation of sufferers. This is th...
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Funny story: Beggars should not be choosers

Beggars should not be choosers

Sociologists at Loughborough University have tested out the old phrase "Beggars Cannot Be Choosers" to see how much truth it holds. "We had a blank week between identifying the next big thing and solving the riddle of the supermarket checkout queu...
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Funny story: Former Indian beggar & homeless man who founded million-dollar hotel empire by street-begging joins faculty of top university to teach course on "Street-Begging as a highly lucrative career"

Former Indian beggar & homeless man who founded million-dollar hotel empire by street-begging joins faculty of top university to teach course on "Street-Begging as a highly lucrative career"

That age-old mantra, "It's the economy stupid" has been growing in resonance across the world. And while words like TARP; stimulus; bail-out and sub-prime have become part of our everyday lexicon, ordinary people are being forced into situations uni...
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Funny story: Beggars to be Fed to Zoo Animals

Beggars to be Fed to Zoo Animals

A new law has been passed whereby anyone caught begging will be chopped up and fed to the animals in the local zoo for supper. The law could also be extended to include charity collectors and buskers - two of the vilest, most wretched forms of org...
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Funny story: Local beggar dies, a city mourns

Local beggar dies, a city mourns

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The death of a deeply loved man strikes the Big Apple to its core, as the streets fill with mourners this Saturday afternoon. Miles Johnson, a local beggar known by thousands, was stricken by a freak lightning bolt in broad dayli...
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Funny story: England To Set Up Border Fences And Patrols To Stop Immigrants From Scotland Reaching London To Beg

England To Set Up Border Fences And Patrols To Stop Immigrants From Scotland Reaching London To Beg

The UK Government has announced plans to set up a border fence to run parallel with the ancient Roman wall built by Adrian Mole and have armed border guards to patrol it to deter illegal Scottish Immigrants reaching London Tube Stations. "Everyday...
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Funny story: Romanian vagrant awarded sole begging rights to London city centre

Romanian vagrant awarded sole begging rights to London city centre

Unfettered fury erupted in the High court earlier today when Romanian beggar Aberama Stanka, 39, was awarded sole begging rights to some of Central London's most famous and popular tourist attractions under ancient vagrancy laws revealed this week i...
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Funny story: Bank to panhandle for cash

Bank to panhandle for cash

Britain's second largest bank, Royal Thistle Bank of Scotland, is to ask passerby for about £10bn of extra cash to improve its financial position and meet its quarterly shortfall.
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Funny story: Heather Mills Arrested For Begging Outside Kings Cross Station

Heather Mills Arrested For Begging Outside Kings Cross Station

Heather Mills, the newest addition to Britain's Rich List, has been arrested by police in London, after she was caught begging outside Kings Cross railway station today.
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Funny story: Crothorp, Inc. Makes "Great Humanitarian Decision".

Crothorp, Inc. Makes "Great Humanitarian Decision".

Thousands starve, or turn to begging, crime, and thievery.
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Funny story: Granny-Grabbing Farrell Breaks Pensioner's Heart

Granny-Grabbing Farrell Breaks Pensioner's Heart

Revelations that heart-throb Colin Farrell spent hours begging for sexual favours from 70-year-old actress Dame Eileen Atkins may have set many hearts a-fluttering amongst those in the autumn of their lives.
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Funny story: Begging Idiots. Idiots Falling in Love with Christians and Rejecting Pagans.

Begging Idiots. Idiots Falling in Love with Christians and Rejecting Pagans.

You can beg an idiot for a lot but remember, you must never harm the idiot. The senses react to pain. Now, if you were to provide honey to an idiot, that idiot might be sufficiently attracted to remaining a fool!...
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