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Funny story:  Rise in bees turning girls off university

Rise in bees turning girls off university

More and more girls are avoiding universities because of the increase in bees observed in academia. Female school-leavers are now 50 per cent less likely than males to end up at university. Many girls really hate bees, and the thought of being...
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Funny story:  My life as a man #08

My life as a man #08

I really want to know just what it is about men that women dislike so much? I mean, why do you women bother with us men at all? We are no longer a biological necessity because you women conned men into tossing off in cups (HOW HARD WAS THAT?) in order to build huge genetic banks from which you may make withdrawals, so you women can pick and choose certain physical and mental traits for your...
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Funny story:  Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

Honey Boo Boo And The Zombie Bees Scare

MCINTYRE, Georgia - Filming on the popular hit TLC cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was interrupted after a swarm of zombie bees showed up at the Shannon-Thompson household backyard picnic. June "Mama" Shannon, 32, and her live-in partner Mike...
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Funny story:  Babbacombe Man In Bee-Keeping Balls-Up

Babbacombe Man In Bee-Keeping Balls-Up

A man from Babbacombe, Torquay, has become involved in a bee-keeping furore that has caused confusion and outtrage among local residents. Bobby Babbington, 52, who lives in Alphabet Lane, Babbacombe, began b-keeping as a hobby and has amassed a co...
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Funny story:  Satellite spots massive swarm of vampire bees 'heading for Balmoral'

Satellite spots massive swarm of vampire bees 'heading for Balmoral'

Edinburgh - Hatched during freakish Indian Summer conditions the airborne colony was spotted by NASA amid reports of a low-flying 'swastika formation' from somewhere near the defunct Chernobyl nuclear reactor. Enhanced imagery shows the swarm quee...
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Funny story:  Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fukushima - Is it a bird, is it a plane...or is it a luminescent mutant bee swarm mimicking a UFO? The strange aerial formation was spotted high above Fukushima's tsunami-ravaged nuclear power complex during Wednesday's eclipsed full moon penumbra...
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Funny story:  Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

Swarming NYC killer bees 'go mental' ahead of lunar eclipse

New York - Millions of bees are converging on New York ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Swarms have been spotted flying in bizarre geometric formations likened to crop circle patterns seen in the UK's Wiltshire/Hampshire UFO beltway. Yesterd...
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Funny story:  Ronnie Corbett to have painful leg-lengthening surgery

Ronnie Corbett to have painful leg-lengthening surgery

One of our reporters recently sat down with well-know comedian and beekeeper, Ronnie Corbett to discuss his decision at 71 yrs. of age, to have painful leg-lengthening surgery. First, a little background for Ronnie Corbett fans who may think of him ONLY as a short bespectacled comedian. Ronnie was born in 1930, in Scotland and attended Grammar School, not immediately after his birth, but eve...
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Funny story:  Elderly lady swells up!

Elderly lady swells up!

What began as relatively normal day came within a whisker of turning into a tragedy for the Beekman family of Worcester yesterday. Bert Beekman and his wife Elsie were looking forward to a visit from their three children, their partners, and their...
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Funny story:  Bees May Hold Secret to Fourth Dimension

Bees May Hold Secret to Fourth Dimension

Remember the year the bees all but disappeared? Not many were left and beekeepers were beside themselves wondering if their livelihoods had been taken from them forever, only to realize a year later that the bees were back. Where did they go? Quan...
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Funny story:  No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

Miami, FL - Viewers tuning in Saturday to see the baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals may have thought they were hearing the familiar sound of vuvuzelas as a distinct buzzing sound seemed to permeate the air. On...
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Funny story:  Disappearing ee Theories

Disappearing ee Theories

Why are the ees disappearing? Noody seems to know. Here are some of the theories eing deated aout the reason for disappearing ees. It was earlier this year, during spring that news agencies first egan reporting aout a worrisome phenomenon about ee...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees

Team Twilight teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem delighted that the World Cup has begun in South Africa, writes Walter Kenneth Winterbottom-Wolstenholme, Association Football and Apiology Correspondent. According to a sour...
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Funny story:  Bees endanger World Cup

Bees endanger World Cup

A plague of hyperactive Bees almost ruined the first match in the World Cup between hosts South Africa and Mexico. The Bees, thought to be protesting against their anticipated annhilation throughout the world used the match to make their point, caus...
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Funny story:  Man Has Beehive Inside Head

Man Has Beehive Inside Head

Wacky Nigel Fairclough has something unusual to reveal: he has a colony of bees living inside his head! The Oxfordshire beekeeper, 56, has been hosting the bustling colony now for three months. Says Nigel: "I've been a beekeeper since I was a lad.
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Funny story:  Bees Allergic To Pollen

Bees Allergic To Pollen

The decline in bee populations is probably due to over-exposure to pollen, the Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman probably claimed today. Bee populations have been shrinking in recent years and lobby groups have pressed for government funding...
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Funny story:  Bees Descend on Wall Street, Get the Boot

Bees Descend on Wall Street, Get the Boot

A swarm of about 15,000 bees descended on Wall Street yesterday, startling New York natives and visitors alike. A New York Police Department officer, a bee expert, came to the rescue, "vacuumed" up the bees and packed them in a screened pen to be tr...
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Funny story:  Killer Bee Conspiracy Causes Semi-trailer Pileup

Killer Bee Conspiracy Causes Semi-trailer Pileup

Milk River, Alberta. As Don Schollander, visiting paleontologist from USC, drove towards the famed Alberta Dinosaur diggings a bee blew into the window of his pickup. Schollander, who is allergic to bee stings, swerved into the oncoming lane and br...
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