HELENA, Montana - The Montana state legislature has just passed a law that prohibits the drinking of beer anywhere within the state.
Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] said that he and other senators had received hundreds of complaints late...
NEW ORLEANS - Lance Armstrong was recently seen riding his bicycle down on Bourbon Street.
According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Armstrong was wearing a Mitt Romney "Frankenstein" Halloween mask and was dressed in an LSU sweat...
EL SEGUNDO - Russell Brand was sitting in The Second Base Bar when he was approached by the bar manager.
Brand was told by Guido Gunafoochee that he needed to tone down his enthusiasm a bit as he was using way too many curse words and there were s...
CHARLOTTESVILLE VA (ABSNN) - Playboy magazine released its annual list of the Nation's Top Ten Party Schools. The University of Virginia took top honors beating out such famous Animal Houses as University of Southern California, Los Angeles (2); the...
MILWAUKEE - Jonathan Goldsmith, the man who is known throughout the civilized world as The World's Most Interesting Man, was in Beer City speaking at a convention of The Hops and Malt Workers Union.
Goldsmith who has appeared in over 90 television...
Britain's last remaining Mackeson well, located in Stepney, East London has finally run dry after 105 years of production.
Mackeson, a sweet milk stout, is probably best known for the TV catchphrase: 'It looks good. It tastes good. And by golly it...
"Art'noon Fred, feelin' any better t'day are yer?"
"Yeah, worst over Ron, still can't taste or smell anyfing though. Bloody colds."
"Lot ov it goin' rahnd mate. Least yer over the worst of it.... quiet in 'ere t'day ainit."
"Is now, yeah. A few in 'ere earlier there was."
"Dead in 'ere now Fred."
"She's a lazy cah that one."
"Oud'yer mean Fred?"
"Guvners wife sittin' up at t...
Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals.
And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public.
But sad to say, most of the times the...
LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that comedian Ricky Gervais is very concerned about the fact that his career has hit some fairly good speed bumps.
He recently sat down and talked with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole...
L.A., California: A new beer has been created by Estle Brewing Company. The flavor you might ask? Vagina. Yes it is the same flavor of the female sexual organ.
Though its not just one, there are four beers, one for each "type" of vagina; sweet, s...
MILWAUKEE - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney was in Milwaukee speaking at a meeting of The Hops and Malt Adders at the Old Milwaukee Brewery.
Romney told the crowd that when he is elected president he will see to it that more beer breweri...
In his first interview, one with a Spoof reporter, the bear discussed the recent time he spent mingling with humans. "Nothing to write home about," he said, "if I could write, that is. Frankly, I'll be glad to get back to the wild."
The bear ha...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that in order to keep up with panic buying in the UK - just in case something happens - he has spent the last three hours panic buying pies, pasties and Belgian lager across virtually every supermarket in...
In what Irish-Americans are touting as a modern-day St. Patrick's Day miracle, Lower East Side New Yorker Mary McGarry discovered that there was even more beer in her home the morning AFTER her rollicking St. Paddy's Day party than there had been bef...
BOSTON-While hoards of inebriated partygoers celebrated the inconsequentially misunderstood holiday of St. Patrick's Day behind him, Boston native and resident sour puss Jerry Doogan, slowly sipped his pint of Guinness at the bar of the Squealing...
Top blonde Irish telly chef Rachel Allen celebrated St Patrick's day today by smothering her breasts in hot zingy chilli sauce, in an innovative recipe suggestion sent in by avid fan, Martin Shuttlecock.
"I was in a bad mood when I woke up this mo...
A Russian tourist has drowned on his first day in Northumberland.
Ilav Anuvva was visiting one of Newcastle's famous breweries, when he fell into a huge vat of brown ale.
According to some bystanders, Mr Annuva had been leaning over, trying to...
The English Premier League has won their court fight with Pub landlady Marian Curly over selling the Greek Beer 'Sky' at Premier League games.
They have spent nearly £8,000,000.00 in fines and costs for selling Greek beer and Ouzo cheaper than the...