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Funny story: Pessimistic Beverage Packaging Company Begins Manufacturing Aluminum "Can'ts"

Pessimistic Beverage Packaging Company Begins Manufacturing Aluminum "Can'ts"

No longer willing to ignore the stark reality of environmental degradation, global poverty, and deteriorating human health, pessimistic beverage packing company Canned Dreams, Inc., recently announced the launch of a new product line, known as the al...
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Funny story: Boyfriend knows girlfriend is exactly one glass of wine away from falling asleep on couch

Boyfriend knows girlfriend is exactly one glass of wine away from falling asleep on couch

Charlie Barlow reported with confidence on Saturday night that his girlfriend Stacey Cunnings was just one glass of wine away from passing out on the couch and leaving him in peace to go on his laptop the rest of the night and have some "me" time.
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Funny story: Bust Size & Tips

Bust Size & Tips

Every waitress wants TIPS. The American scientist Michael Lynn conducted a study of 482 waitresses at the age of 18 years and older. Waitresses rated themselves and answer the following questions: 1. In what year were you born? 2. What is your bra size? 3. What color is your hair? 4. How big around is your waist? 5. How big around are your hips? 6. How tall are you? 7. How much do you...
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Funny story: Becks - A Review

Becks - A Review

After been told repeatedly by various editors/people in the street to "report on important things" and "why don't you get an actual job" we decided to knuckle down and do some real reporting. By that we meant we bought some Becks and reviewed the shit out of what is a great smooth beverage. In the hope that Mr Becks will see this humble review/tribute and pay us handsomely for it, we have sent...
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Funny story: Big Name Brewers About to Invade With Radical New Boozes

Big Name Brewers About to Invade With Radical New Boozes

Kelly's Bar, Harper Valley (STT News) With the smaller craft beer industry gaining steam as the mega-breweries see constant slippage in sales, there had to be counter-offensive. It was just a matter of time and waiting to see what the giants would t...
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Funny story: The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

The Last Place Milwaukee Bucks Beat The Los Angeles Lakers 108-105

MILWAUKEE - Buckaroo Kazoo, sportswriter with The Turnstile Review stated that one would have thought that the Bucks had clinched a playoff berth as they went wild after beating the Left Coast Lakers. Coach Larry Drew's Bucks team has now improved...
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Funny story: Ale Vs. Amens

Ale Vs. Amens

A recent study conducted by science people wearing white lab coats, in sterile laboratory type environments, of job satisfaction in Britain has come out with some shocking results. Jobs in farming rated as having among the happiest workers in the...
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Funny story: Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Grant Scnapps, Tory Chairman - whose father was a well known immigrant from Eastern Europe - has twitted that Beer & Bingo are the working man's (and woman's) greatest joys. But he has landed himself in at Eton Mess. He has been clobbered by t...
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Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...
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Funny story: The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...
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Funny story: Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

NASHVILLE - Country recording artist Blake Shelton, who also appears as a mentor on the hit show The Voice has come out and voiced his opinion regarding his divorce. Shelton sitting in a Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville told Yippie-Ki-Yay M...
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Funny story: Colorado To Produce The First Pot-Flavored Beer

Colorado To Produce The First Pot-Flavored Beer

BOULDER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has informed the news media that The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company, which is headquartered in Boulder, has just announced an amazing innovation in the beer industry. Company spokesperson Kylee Londonlight,...
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Funny story: Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - Anheuser-Busch announced today that in light of the difficult economic times, they are making a change in the mascots for Bud Lite and their other alcoholic products. "Feeding 250 Clydesdales that weigh up to 2300 lbs. each...
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Funny story: A Beer Brewery In Germany Was Actually A Distribution Center For Marijuana

A Beer Brewery In Germany Was Actually A Distribution Center For Marijuana

BERLIN - Police in Berlin have broken up the notorious Arizona Underground Marijuana Smuggling Operation. The highly intricate pot distribution program was the brainchild of the Tucson-based Salami Brothers, Jorge, Hernando, and Timmy. Berlin p...
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Funny story: The Milwaukee Bucks Are The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

The Milwaukee Bucks Are The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

MILWAULKEE - The fans of the Milwaukee Bucks are starting to chant "Go Yucks" at their home games. Coach Larry Drew's team's record is a very dismal 8-37. The Bucks are in last place in the entire 30 team league. One fan who refused to give his...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

Dairy Queen Adding A Beer Blizzard For Its Adult Customers

EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
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Funny story: Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

Delaware Seeks To Ban Homeless People

DOVER, Delaware - Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has just become one of the state's most hated individuals. The senator introduced a bill that would ban any homeless people from residing within the state. The senator was asked by American S...
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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal. A spokesperson for the Dol...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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