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Funny story: QPR fan given CPR after shock point

QPR fan given CPR after shock point

A Queens Park Rangers fan from West Ealing was rushed to hospital on Tuesday after collapsing with shock as the super hoops - newly managed by modern day saint, national hero and all round cheeky chappy Harry Redknapp - earned a rare point in the 0-0...
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Funny story: Bee Gee CPR saves DJ

Bee Gee CPR saves DJ

There was a tremendous hullabaloo in Dorking today, when a Dorking man saved another Dorking man's life in the busy High Street, Dorking. Ex-scoutmaster Jethro Crampon, 32, was walking down the road in his full scout uniform when he saw Dorking's...
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Funny story: Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Second 'Staying Alive' fatality in as many days

Following on from a previous story, a second fatality has arisen as a result of the Vinnie Jones 'Stayin Alive' resuscitation advert. For those who haven't seen the advert, viewers are advised to compress the chest of the unconscious victim and de...
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Funny story: Man Dies After 'Wrong Version' Song Resuscitation

Man Dies After 'Wrong Version' Song Resuscitation

Tragedy struck today on the streets of London, after an American tourist suffered a heart attack and was then finished off by a well meaning teenager trying to administer first aid. The victim, Barry Goldfinch, 47, had complained of feeling unwell...
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Funny story: Scouse Funny Man Admits To Being A Bee Gee

Scouse Funny Man Admits To Being A Bee Gee

Liverpool comedian John Bishop has finally admitted to the worst kept secret in show biz. He used to be a Bee Gee. In fact he is Barry Gibb. "I spent thousands on face lifts and plastic surgery but my true identity was exposed by my dental record...
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Funny story: Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Stayin' Alive can Kill You Softly

Atlanta, GA - The Center for Musical Disease Control in Atlanta has announced that the Bee Gees' hit song "Stayin' Alive" has one of the best beats for performing CPR. The song played during John Travolta's famous dancing scene in Saturday Night...
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Funny story: Brown Hates The Bee Gees

Brown Hates The Bee Gees

A Downing Street spokeswoman, Miss Asa Loo Mseeker, said: 'Yes, Mr. Brown hates the Bee Gees, and says that they make him sick, and want to vomit on the carpet.' And Reichschancellor Alistair Goering added: 'We're raising taxes on CDs...
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Funny story: Johnny Cash House Gutted By Barry Gibb

Johnny Cash House Gutted By Barry Gibb

The lakeside Tennessee home of late country music superstar Johnny Cash has been destroyed in a fire.
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Funny story: Blair Jams His Blues Away

Blair Jams His Blues Away

A bootleg of Tony Blair's jam session with the Bee Gees during his Christmas freebie has appeared tonight on the Internet.
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Funny story: Tragedy! - Blair is the new Bee Gee

Tragedy! - Blair is the new Bee Gee

Prime Minister Tony Blair was sensationally unveiled today as the new member of squeaky-voiced disco icons the Bee Gees. As he arrived for his well-publicised holiday at Robin Gibb's luxury Florida mansion, few commentators realised the true reas...
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