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Funny story: Homopterans Not Welcome In Occupy Wall Street Movement

Homopterans Not Welcome In Occupy Wall Street Movement

NEW YORK - Mayor Michael Bloomberg, tiring of the antics of the "Occupy Wall Street" groupies, issued a warning that may seem draconian, especially to those who belong to certain groups which Bloomberg has decreed are anathema to the well-being of th...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Claims That NYC Bedbugs Ate Her Boob Implants

Amy Winehouse Claims That NYC Bedbugs Ate Her Boob Implants

Singer Amy Winehouse told reporters today that she was suing a New York City hotel because, during the night, some bedbugs came out and ate her boob implants! "I have called my lawyer and he's coming over right away", she told reporters in Manhatt...
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Funny story: Records Reveal Heaven Outsourced Infestation Job to Bed Bugs

Records Reveal Heaven Outsourced Infestation Job to Bed Bugs

Even Heaven is on a budget. Wrought-iron pearly gates have been replaced by baby safety fences. The walls of precious gems have been substituted with hip hop iced out jewelry. And swarms of locusts have been reduced to by-stander status as Heaven a...
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Funny story: Diabolical Bed Bug Terror Plot Revealed

Diabolical Bed Bug Terror Plot Revealed

In 2007, in a remote area of Amish, Amed Ben Gauly, opened a research lab, and started developing a species of bed bugs that were more resilient than current strains of bed bugs. After developing the strain in a male bed bug, his research team starte...
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Funny story: Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite: Eastern Iowa Infested

Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite: Eastern Iowa Infested

THEY'RE BAA-AAACK!! "Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite" has taken on a whole new meaning as Eastern Iowa residents are sleeping with one eye open these nights. As if the beleagured residents haven't had enough problems with f...
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Funny story: Bed Bug Explosion in US! GOP Voter Registration Soars!

Bed Bug Explosion in US! GOP Voter Registration Soars!

Politico is reporting a new survey that indicates the bed bug epidemic in the US is tied to the sudden surge in Republican Party voter registration. Claims that it is a random statistic and that the two facts have nothing to do with each other, has b...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Infested with New York City Super Bedbugs

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Infested with New York City Super Bedbugs

HOG JAW, Arkansas - A particularly mammoth species of bedbugs that have been populating New York City for months now has found its way to the businesses and homes of Hog Jaw, Arkansas. While no one is sure who is responsible for bringing the bedbugs...
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Funny story: PETA Women to Breast Feed Bed Bugs in New "Compassion Tour"

PETA Women to Breast Feed Bed Bugs in New "Compassion Tour"

"Damned lunacy." That's just one reaction to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' (PETA's) latest campaign to heighten awareness of the importance of the world's creatures, including the smaller ones. PETA members have historically ex...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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