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Bed allegedly commits assault

Funny story: Bed allegedly commits assault

[PP] -- As a man lie sleeping in his bed Monday night, his bed allegedly assaulted him. After calling 911 about the incident, the man was admitted into Area Hospital for treatment. According to doctors, he suffered lacerations to his legs and rectum...

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New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

Funny story: New Bedford, Massachusetts Rocked By An Earthquake

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts - The city of New Bedford was struck by an earthquake at 5:46:13 on Tuesday morning. Residents reported what sounded like a freight train, a squadron of F-15 fighter jets, and Kirstie Alley running combined. One resid...

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Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...

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The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies

Funny story: The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies

According to a just released report, men lie more about having an orgasm than women. In other words they fake it. Then, after a short while (no pun intended) they begin a "second" round of lovemaking. How about a third? "Yeah, on our honeymoon,...

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Sleep Number Beds Introduces Sex Number Line Of Mattresses For College Dorms

Funny story: Sleep Number Beds Introduces Sex Number Line Of Mattresses For College Dorms

As college students return to campuses, many are springing for new mattresses. The biggest seller this year for the dorm room is the new Sex Number line from Sleep Number Beds. The Sex Number Beds have settings for the most common activities, inc...

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Apple said to be Prepping a Revolutionary New Product aimed at Bedroom Dwellers

CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA - With millions of technology hungry consumers looking towards Apple for the next big thing, recent rumours have surfaced that the Cupertino based company could release a revolutionary new product aimed at bedroom dwellers. T...

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Man gets out of bed the wrong way

A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way. Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off. "It...

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Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent, have moved into the bed linen market with a new range of bed sheets in fake tan colour. "We're doing pillow cases, fitted sheets and flat sheets in three shades of fake...

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Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

Funny story: Salford woman wins the Manchester Marathon

The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher. "I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...

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Buffalo Bill Ryan Fitzpatrick is not Exceeding Expectations in Bed, Lover Says

Funny story: Buffalo Bill Ryan Fitzpatrick is not Exceeding Expectations in Bed, Lover Says

Ryan Fitzpatrick has recently come under attack by a mysterious voice recording. His troubles started this week when a weird pornographic tape was distributed by Fitzpatrick's lover, who wishes to be referred to as the "Lover." In the tape, it's a...

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First Year Undergraduate goes entire second term without duvet cover

Following the conclusion of his second term at Westminster University, Duncan Gilmore announced today that he had spent the entire duration of his second term at the institution without a duvet cover. "After I washed it I just could figure out how...

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Spoof Writer found under Spoof Writer's Bed

Funny story: Spoof Writer found under Spoof Writer's Bed

This morning, a well known Spoof Writer awoke to hear snoring under his bed. He was shocked and amazed as he didn't remember picking anyone up at the pub the night before. Astounded and perplexed, he slowly got down on his knees in order to take...

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Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Vuvuzela Found Under Boy's Bed

In what has been described as "nothing short of an everyday occurrence", a woman in the Potteries yesterday discovered another amazing item under her 9-year-old son's bed - a vuvuzela! Karen Low-Cal, 45, from Stoke, was rummaging about under Child...

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Potty Full Of Shit Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Potty Full Of Shit Found Under Boy's Bed

In what has been ably-described by a woman in the Potteries as "the most gruesome moment of my week", the woman from Stoke-on-Trent has told how she discovered a potty full of shit underneath her son's bed. The woman, whose name you all know, rela...

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Carpet Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Carpet Found Under Boy's Bed

A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered that the floorboards underneath her son's bed were covered with carpet. Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told how she had been clearing...

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Bogey Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Bogey Found Under Boy's Bed

It's what the parent of every knows is there but is unable to locate, but when one Stoke-on-Trent mum had a delve around under her son's bed yesterday, she got a good deal more than she bargained for - a bogey the size of a tennis ball! Karen Low-...

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Microscopic Organism Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Microscopic Organism Found Under Boy's Bed

Scientists have called on the government to allocate 'special funds' towards new research after a previously-unknown microscopic organism was discovered under the bed of a 9-year-old boy in Stoke-on-Trent at the weekend. The organism, which is unl...

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Combine Harvester Found Under Boy's Bed

Funny story: Combine Harvester Found Under Boy's Bed

It's not every day that you find a piece of farm machinery whilst rummaging around under your 9-year-old son's bed, but that is exactly what happened to one young mum as she cleaned-up in her son's bedroom at the weekend. Karen Low-Cal, 46, from S...

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