A Goole man with a broken nose was admitted to Humberside Hospital yesterday morning after getting out of bed the wrong way.
Errol Dover, 58, who usually sleeps like a log, bashed his nose against the wall shortly after his alarm went off.
"It...
Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent, have moved into the bed linen market with a new range of bed sheets in fake tan colour.
"We're doing pillow cases, fitted sheets and flat sheets in three shades of fake...
The Manchester Marathon was won today by a forty-two year old woman from Salford called Annette Fisher.
"I hadn't even realised I'd entered the marathon," said Ms Fisher. "I'd hung my bed sheets out on the line because it was quite windy and I th...
Ryan Fitzpatrick has recently come under attack by a mysterious voice recording. His troubles started this week when a weird pornographic tape was distributed by Fitzpatrick's lover, who wishes to be referred to as the "Lover."
In the tape, it's a...
Following the conclusion of his second term at Westminster University, Duncan Gilmore announced today that he had spent the entire duration of his second term at the institution without a duvet cover.
"After I washed it I just could figure out how...
This morning, a well known Spoof Writer awoke to hear snoring under his bed. He was shocked and amazed as he didn't remember picking anyone up at the pub the night before.
Astounded and perplexed, he slowly got down on his knees in order to take...
In what has been described as "nothing short of an everyday occurrence", a woman in the Potteries yesterday discovered another amazing item under her 9-year-old son's bed - a vuvuzela!
Karen Low-Cal, 45, from Stoke, was rummaging about under Child...
In what has been ably-described by a woman in the Potteries as "the most gruesome moment of my week", the woman from Stoke-on-Trent has told how she discovered a potty full of shit underneath her son's bed.
The woman, whose name you all know, rela...
A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered that the floorboards underneath her son's bed were covered with carpet.
Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told how she had been clearing...
It's what the parent of every knows is there but is unable to locate, but when one Stoke-on-Trent mum had a delve around under her son's bed yesterday, she got a good deal more than she bargained for - a bogey the size of a tennis ball!
Karen Low-...
Scientists have called on the government to allocate 'special funds' towards new research after a previously-unknown microscopic organism was discovered under the bed of a 9-year-old boy in Stoke-on-Trent at the weekend.
The organism, which is unl...
It's not every day that you find a piece of farm machinery whilst rummaging around under your 9-year-old son's bed, but that is exactly what happened to one young mum as she cleaned-up in her son's bedroom at the weekend.
Karen Low-Cal, 46, from S...
Barry Tattersall, 39 of Leicestershire, claimed today that pictures exposing his three in a bed romp with a middle aged woman and a teenage girl, were a simple misunderstanding.
Tattersall, an electrician with aspirations of moving into local poli...
Yes, the headline says it all. My wife's cats deserve to die. Just like mass murderers like Saddaam, just like pedophile rapists like Polanski, just like cult leader scum like Jim Johnson, these cats have no saving graces or redeemable qualities.
It was them I was thinking about when I wrote my story on How to Skin a Cat. It was them that I wrote about when I shared this experience.
My wi...
Gordon Brown today announced that as of next Monday morning everyone in the UK should stay in bed under their nice warm duvets until the temperatures begin to climb higher than the single figures they have been since the summer of 2009.
It's been...
International hotel chain Motel Fourteen (it's twice as good as Motel Seven) is offering a trial human bed-warming service at four hotels in Britain this month.
Upon request, a willing staff-member, and all are guaranteed to sport huge staffs memb...