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Funny story:  Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...
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Funny story:  Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy. The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez's  Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To &quotBeaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'

Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To "Beaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'

TARZANA, California - Singing sensation Justin Bieber made a special promotional appearance at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. He was asked how his relationship with fellow singing sensation and girlfriend Selena Gomez was going. Justin did not miss a beat between signing his first name and last as he gave the reporter for iGossip a quick thumbs up. Taffeta Kixx with iGossip f...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift Have Just Completed Filming On Sand Castle Pictures' "Sock Party"

BURBANK - Castle Rock Pictures based in Burbank, California has announced that they have just finished production on the new Durango Grundyweather motion picture set in 1950s Santa Monica titled Sock Party. The film deals with teen girl parties of...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...
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Funny story:  The Arkansas Mysterious Mystery: First Birds Crash To The Ground, Then Fish Drown, And Now Beavers Aren't Giving A Dam(n)!

The Arkansas Mysterious Mystery: First Birds Crash To The Ground, Then Fish Drown, And Now Beavers Aren't Giving A Dam(n)!

LITTLE ROCK - People all over the country are sitting on front porches, backyard decks, and driveways and wondering what in the world did the state of Arkansas do to cause such a environmental upheaval as it is currently witnessing. The Lieutenant...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson has his hand up a beaver's arse, shocking photos prove it.

Mel Gibson has his hand up a beaver's arse, shocking photos prove it.

"Mel Gibson has had to endure questions about his stability following a string of controversies. Now he is preparing to relaunch his career by playing a man who befriends a hand-puppet beaver after suffering a breakdown." This just in, complete wi...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Hollywood Mourns Beaver's Mom: No, not Dina Lohan...

Barbara Billingsley, who taught women in the 1950's that they were abject failures unless they did all of their housework in a ball gown, pearl necklace and apron as the mom on Leave It to Beaver, died Saturday. She was 316. The Only Funny Scene of...
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Funny story:  Former Spice Girl Mel B., 56, Sued For Exposing Beaver

Former Spice Girl Mel B., 56, Sued For Exposing Beaver

Zig-a zig unghhh - Mel B., formerly known as Meathole Spice of the Spice Girls, who is currently paying the rent by starring in "Peep Show" on the Las Vegas strip, selling exercise videos and being a mom to her child with Cash-Cow alleged Bi-boy Eddi...
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Funny story:  Forget Groundhog Day, January 2nd Officially Designated Beaver Day!

Forget Groundhog Day, January 2nd Officially Designated Beaver Day!

Those holiday partiers who think that they have to wait for Febraury 2nd (Groundhog Day) for the next official holiday have been given a reprieve. January 2nd has just been recognized by Congress as Beaver Day. Women wishing to observe the festiv...
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Funny story:  Smurfette's Genuine Sheared Beaver Muff Unveiled!

Smurfette's Genuine Sheared Beaver Muff Unveiled!

Muff, Ireland, UK After repeated goading and prodding by several fellow contributors to The Spoof, writer "smurfette" has at long last decided to expose her muff for all to see. "smurfette" felt that she was forced to respond when "Frankie the J"...
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Funny story:  Recession Affects Beavers

Recession Affects Beavers

Chicago IL: The current recession is devastating to beaver entrepreneurs. Each year the economic downturn lasts, the business smells a little worse. There was a similar slide into a deep hole after the stock market crash of 1987. Mr. Hefner a lean...
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Funny story:  Why, I Otter!

Why, I Otter!

DRUMMOND, WI, USA Iggotte Nein-Pantzer, 51, sought emergency medical services after skinny dipping in Lake Owen near Drummond last Wednesday. The Altach, Austria resident was on her annual vacation with her husband, I. De Weere-Pantzer, a native of...
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Funny story:  Levitra Beaver On Fox Fall Schedule

Levitra Beaver On Fox Fall Schedule

Levitra Beaver, a modern version of the TV Classic Leave It To Beaver will premiere this Fall on the FOX Network with a few of the original cast dropping in from time to time. "The original 'Leave It To Beaver' is listed among the Top 100 All-Time...
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Funny story:  Bleakely Shows her Beaver on Honey Chiles Moped

Bleakely Shows her Beaver on Honey Chiles Moped

The paparazzi were out in their usual droves as Adrian Honey Chiles putted up to the Christine Bleakley's Bleak House to give her a ride on his put- put. Chiles displayed some second thoughts about his co-stars tinie weenie yet often versatile black...
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Funny story:  Beaver Ad Tops List of Years Most Hated Commercial

Beaver Ad Tops List of Years Most Hated Commercial

A recently released list by the Advertising Standards Bureau found that the hotly debated Kotex U tampon advertisement, showing a woman going about daily activities with a beaver in tow, was the most complained about ad in 2008. The ad, which rece...
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Funny story:  Beavers Reintroduced into British Sex Life

Beavers Reintroduced into British Sex Life

The beaver has not been known to have made an appearance in Great Britain since the 16th Century. Though a zoological nicety, the really significant aspect of this factotum has more to do with the sexsual lives of the UK man and wife. Typical B...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Showed Harmid Karzai Her Alaskunt Brown Beaver

Sarah Palin Showed Harmid Karzai Her Alaskunt Brown Beaver

The Republican VPILF-NOT apparently sat somewhat indiscreetly across for Afghani President Harmid Karzai during one of her pretend I'm a real world leader playfests. Karzai, a real gentleman, didn't say a word about the beaver shot but US news so...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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