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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Clapton papped emerging dewy-faced from Manhattan bird poop facial salon

Lady Gaga, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Clapton papped emerging dewy-faced from Manhattan bird poop facial salon

New York - There's no better endorsement than a celeb A-Lister's flashing smile bringing 5th Avenue traffic to a halt after one of Madam Butterfly's invigorating, $1,000-a-pop bird poop facials. This afternoon no less than three famous faces were...
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Funny story: New Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter

New Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter

Scientists have stumbled onto a unique and inexpensive way to self-administer a beauty facial that, until now, only Hollywood stars could aspire to. Yes, you can now achieve the same long-lasting results-tight-as-a-drum skin, nearly invisible wri...
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Funny story: Cactus Enemas the latest Hollywood Craze

Cactus Enemas the latest Hollywood Craze

Fresh out of the beauty clinics of Hollywood is the latest beauty treatment that guarantees to tighten facial skin better than botox, put a spring in the step and reverse the visible signs of aging, including erectile dysfunction. "This really is...
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Funny story: Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

People with frizzy hair, curly hair or hair with a slight kink three quarters of the way down, can now finally rejoice in the fashion of perfectly straight hair. Safely. "One of the major drawbacks with traditional hair straighteners," said James...
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Funny story: People who moisturise advised to use both hands

People who moisturise advised to use both hands

Doctor and Gambol, the UK's largest manufacturer of non-edible creams, have announced the results of a study into moisturising that has come up with some remarkable conclusions. "We discovered that people tend to moisturise using just their writin...
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Funny story: Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...
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Funny story: Barack Obama endorses skin whitening product!

Barack Obama endorses skin whitening product!

Thank the racists for still using the term BLACK! President Barack Obama has recently signed a contract with a Philippine skin care brand into endorsing their skin whitening line. "We are so very lucky to have our first major politician to end...
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Funny story: Age Defying Cream Flop

Age Defying Cream Flop

Global chemical giant Splurge Inc has withdrawn its QN7 age defying cream from sale in western countries. QN7 first went on sale in 2004 and was said to be the world's first cream that actually made people younger. Hollywood stars were the first t...
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Funny story: Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Prostoglandin works! Niaciorhombohydrehide is effective at reducing wrinkles! Say goodbye to laughter lines with strepttidiaorrhoic alimintary gum extract! You may not be able to find these compounds in chemical textbooks, but the beauty ind...
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Funny story: West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...
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