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This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy

Funny story: This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy

It is the new beauty treatment that literally everyone wants. Have you ever dreamed of having perfect skin, with no moles, freckles or unsightly gob craters? Well now that dream is within reach with facial fracking. The procedure is simple - i...

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment

Funny story: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Always wanting to be on the cutting edge of society, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has taken "getting your carpet steam cleaned" to a new level. The 42 year-old actress now says she goes to a Hollywood spa and receives steam treatments...

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Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Funny story: Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Lady Gaga, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Clapton papped emerging dewy-faced from Manhattan bird poop facial salon

Funny story: Lady Gaga, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Clapton papped emerging dewy-faced from Manhattan bird poop facial salon

New York - There's no better endorsement than a celeb A-Lister's flashing smile bringing 5th Avenue traffic to a halt after one of Madam Butterfly's invigorating, $1,000-a-pop bird poop facials. This afternoon no less than three famous faces were...

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New Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter

Scientists have stumbled onto a unique and inexpensive way to self-administer a beauty facial that, until now, only Hollywood stars could aspire to. Yes, you can now achieve the same long-lasting results-tight-as-a-drum skin, nearly invisible wri...

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Cactus Enemas the latest Hollywood Craze

Funny story: Cactus Enemas the latest Hollywood Craze

Fresh out of the beauty clinics of Hollywood is the latest beauty treatment that guarantees to tighten facial skin better than botox, put a spring in the step and reverse the visible signs of aging, including erectile dysfunction. "This really is...

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Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

Funny story: Dyson launches the Dyson Hair Straighteners

People with frizzy hair, curly hair or hair with a slight kink three quarters of the way down, can now finally rejoice in the fashion of perfectly straight hair. Safely. "One of the major drawbacks with traditional hair straighteners," said James...

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People who moisturise advised to use both hands

Funny story: People who moisturise advised to use both hands

Doctor and Gambol, the UK's largest manufacturer of non-edible creams, have announced the results of a study into moisturising that has come up with some remarkable conclusions. "We discovered that people tend to moisturise using just their writin...

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Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

Funny story: Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...

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Barack Obama endorses skin whitening product!

Thank the racists for still using the term BLACK! President Barack Obama has recently signed a contract with a Philippine skin care brand into endorsing their skin whitening line. "We are so very lucky to have our first major politician to end...

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Age Defying Cream Flop

Funny story: Age Defying Cream Flop

Global chemical giant Splurge Inc has withdrawn its QN7 age defying cream from sale in western countries. QN7 first went on sale in 2004 and was said to be the world's first cream that actually made people younger. Hollywood stars were the first t...

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Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Funny story: Anti Ageing Products Proven Effective - New Report

Prostoglandin works! Niaciorhombohydrehide is effective at reducing wrinkles! Say goodbye to laughter lines with strepttidiaorrhoic alimintary gum extract! You may not be able to find these compounds in chemical textbooks, but the beauty ind...

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West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

Funny story: West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...

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