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Funny story:  Dumper truck beauty contest goes ahead despite protests

Dumper truck beauty contest goes ahead despite protests

The 50th annual Dumper Truck Beauty Contest has been held in Mobile, Alabama, which aims to find "the purtiest rear-action dumpster in the world". The event has caused a certain amount of controversy, but protesters' attempts to disrupt it were foile...
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Funny story:  My life as a man #04

My life as a man #04

How I got kicked out of Divinity School, Lost my virginity and won the Vietnam War Or God's own warrior wins the piece It all begins with the war in Vietnam, my story does. I was in high school in Charleston, West Virginia and was faced with the inevitable for a young man in the United States during the late 1960's: the Selective Service Act or the Draft. I had not thought too much abou...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Heather's Nails are Simply Stunning

Isle of Wight News - Heather's Nails are Simply Stunning

Heather Fields, 24, of Shanklin has put the Isle of Wight on the map thanks to her nails! In the National Nail Championships held at Birmingham's NEC Arena, Heather competed among the country's finest nail growers. "It's such an honour," said H...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Miss Isle of Wight crowned

Isle of Wight News - Miss Isle of Wight crowned

After the controversy last year when Edith Millpond won Miss Isle of Wight despite being married and dead for three years, this year's competition went without a hitch. It could not have gone to a more deserving girl this time. Miss Isla White...
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Funny story:  Ugly dog wins world's ugliest dog contest

Ugly dog wins world's ugliest dog contest

A very ugly dog called Yolda (name changed for legal reasons and the editor) has won the Worlds Ugliest Dog contest after being rejected by the Worlds Prettiest Dog contest. After the disappointment of rejection Yolda's owners initially wanted to...
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Funny story:  Miss Muscley Girl USA

Miss Muscley Girl USA

Quite a tussle at the Miss Muscley Girl contest, held once again in the prestigious Bananna Slims Casino and Car Title Loan megaplex near UTurn Nevada. In what is being called a steroid induced rage, Pammie Thighcramps beat up three fellow contest...
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Funny story:  Beauty Queen Wins Appeal

Beauty Queen Wins Appeal

A Texas beauty queen has had her claims of unfair dismissal upheld in a U.S court. Dominique Ramirez was stripped of her crown in January of this year after organisers of the San Antonio pageant fired her for turning up at a magazine shoot "too fa...
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Funny story:  GB Muslim girl wins beauty contest - showing her hair!

GB Muslim girl wins beauty contest - showing her hair!

The newly crowned Miss United Britain, who just happens to be a Muslim has caused quite a stir amongst the male, Muslim fraternity in the UK. Firstly she won the Miss United Britain contest showing her hair, "what, how dare she, daughter of a whor...
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Funny story:  Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition. The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...
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Funny story:  Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...
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Funny story:  Miss Britain To Miss Out?

Miss Britain To Miss Out?

Missy Misteltoe, the mischievous mischief maker from Mistley in Essex used to misplace miscellany in Miss Selfridge's, before being mistaken for the lead singer of Mis-Teeq, and deciding to enter Miss Essex. From here, her career rocketed like a miss...
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Funny story:  Whoops You are not Miss Universe after all!

Whoops You are not Miss Universe after all!

The Television Audience of millions throughout the world for the Miss Universe Contest was coming to its final stage and only two hopefuls remained. Who would be crowned Miss Universe? The Judges assessed relative bums and tits. Considsered the...
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Funny story:  Indians sore at losing Ms Universe Title

Indians sore at losing Ms Universe Title

Indian Human Resource Development Minister Kapil Syllable is likely to face bricbats and catcalls from the Indian Opposition when Parliament reconvenes tomorrow. The nation is agitated that their hopeful to the Miss Universe Contest, a lady from Beng...
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Funny story:  Miss Mexico, Jimena Navarrete, Crowned 2010 Miss Universe

Miss Mexico, Jimena Navarrete, Crowned 2010 Miss Universe

LAS VEGAS - Jimena Navarrete, Miss Mexico, was crowned Miss Universe for 2010 at The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. Jimena beat out a total of 82 girls. The Guadalajara beauty said that she was tremendously thrilled and was as happy...
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Funny story:  Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

MANILA-VANILLA: LIVE at The Ms. Zombie Pageant. 56 global zombie contestants sashayed down the ramp last night to a rendition of 'Thriller' crooned by this city's top celebrity zombies. Competition had been fierce notwithstanding the herculean make...
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Funny story:  Miss Nude Universe contestants stage nude catfight telethon to raise flood-aid.  Phone lines now open!  Ban Ki Moon thrilled to bits with amount raised

Miss Nude Universe contestants stage nude catfight telethon to raise flood-aid. Phone lines now open! Ban Ki Moon thrilled to bits with amount raised

With cries of "Our money is as good as anybody's money", 152 Miss Nude Universe contestants tumbled and rumbled, grabbed and groaned, pulled and tugged , huffed and puffed and contorted their way to the World's biggest flood-aid fund-raiser. The t...
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Funny story:  Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...
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Funny story:  Miss Universe China being taught not to spit in public

Miss Universe China being taught not to spit in public

BEIJING: Conscious of its vulgar public habits and coarse social behaviors China has hired a culture trainer to teach basic manners to its Miss Universe representative. The secretly-crowned Miss China is being given a crash course in foreign cultu...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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