(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania)
What would you do if I screwed a porn star?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong
And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth.
Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn
Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends
Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians...
New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...
New York - Vice President Biden made the winning bid at the Hard Rock Cafe today setting a new record for Beatles memorabilia and other bits of useless 60s music tat.
Bidding was brisk at the Times Square venue as the 1965 Stratocaster, first used...
London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...
THIS WEEK'S BEST SELLING RECORDS.
1. Now I Must Die. Help me... Please! Please! Please!
2. Tomorrow I Must die. Or... the day after.
3 Stop Hurting me. Please... Please... before I kill you.
4. Without You, what is the use of Living?
5. If You Go Away I will die from dope or alcohol, just to Please you.
6. I Can't Live with or Without you. I am a Freemason.
7. If you go Away, so mu...
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been mostly a mystery to western journalists since he took power after the death of his eccentric despotic dad, Kim Jong Il. However new revelations about young Kim will help political...
Day after day, alone with his phone
The man with the foolish grin is tapping away at his keys
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
(As he taps away his soul)
And the fool on the phone
Sees the sun going down
But the eyes in his head
Are still affixed to his screen
Well on the way, mind far away
The man types away at his keys but has nothing to say
In a recent interview we asked Paul McCartney and Ringo who were together for the first time on a recent Television Event, what would it have been like if Paul had been shot and killed instead of John Lennon?
Paul: Well, I certainly wouldn't have been here for you to ask me that.
Ringo: I remember John. Haven't seen him for a bit.
So he would have joked around?
Ringo: He was always pul...
Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney.
Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...
Last night on a rusting Soviet-era troop ship docked in the Strait of Kerch between Crimea and Russia, there was an unusual gathering.
Former members of the Red Army's October Banner Choir, along with hundreds of ethnic Russian Ukrainians, joined...
NYACK, NEW YORK - The last original American Beatle's fan club member, Trixie Prospector, died peacefully in her sleep today in Nyack at the age of 71, according to her younger brother, Buster Prospector.
"Trixie was the Beatle's greatest fan sinc...
ESCONDIDO, CA-Recently discovered archives at the Lawrence Welk resort near this city, belonging to the eponymous bandleader suggest that the Beatles might have joined Welk and his Musical Family when they visited the United States in 1964.
NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities.
He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album.
I guess a lot of older fans of Justin Bieber could see this one coming and they seemed to be in favor as a whole. But, we now here that Justin Bieber is taking time off to go over a lot of the Beatles stuff that he has purchased to record and to reco...
Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono.
"It's just a gesture...
Heather Mills, who told Paralympics official Sylvana Mestre "you don't know who I am, I will make your life miserable," just bought the mortgage company that holds the mortgage on Mestre's house and evicted her using alimony money from Paul McCartney...
London, England George Harrison, who died in 2001, appeared in a seance last week to announce that he was pissed and had his feelings hurt when Paul McCartney mentioned that he sometimes talks to John Lennon and asks him for song advice.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
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