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Funny story: Pope Francis's Beatification of Pope Paul VI Causes Public Outcry

Pope Francis's Beatification of Pope Paul VI Causes Public Outcry

Rome.-Pope Francis has just beatified Pope Paul VI, who led the Catholic Church through turbulent times before his death in 1978. Beatification is the one of the most important posthumous honors a Pope can receive, which declares that he is among the...
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Funny story: I'm a saint

I'm a saint

I'm a saint. No, it's true! I just heard it on the News. Pope Francis has declared me a saint. Miracles are second nature to me. As I write, adoring hordes are beating their way to the door of my bungalow because I have experienced miracles. It's a miracle I'm still alive after that near miss with the articulated lorry at that road junction near Gerona in Spain with Dennis and Gordon in Dennis's A...
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Funny story: Cam Newton Provides Second Miracle for Beatification of Pope

Cam Newton Provides Second Miracle for Beatification of Pope

For months Alabama Crimson Tide fans have been perplexed as to how their multi-touchdown lead at halftime resulted in a 28-27 loss to the Auburn Tigers. Today Vatican officials announced that the result was the miraculous intervention of Pope John...
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Funny story: Pope John Paul II Scandal: Body Substituted

Pope John Paul II Scandal: Body Substituted

As hundreds of thousands (vermicelli) of people gathered in St Peter's Square (the Vatican estimate numbers are to be over 1 million) today, to see the beatification of Pope John Paul II and, no one could have made this one up! This has got to be one...
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Funny story: £600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

£600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

It appears Nicky Clarke completely lost the plot with regards to the beatification of his holiness and deadness Pope John Paul II. Having set up a mobile hairdressing studio on the balcony of the Vatican this morning, he was chased away, much to h...
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Funny story: Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II, leader of the Catholic Church for over a quarter of a century, was finally beatified in Rome. Beatificiation is the process where people who are alive decide that a dead person is actually a saint, and elevate them to that level t...
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Funny story: Wiccan scorn as Pope JP II saint-making machine cranks up for Feast of Beltane

Wiccan scorn as Pope JP II saint-making machine cranks up for Feast of Beltane

Rome - The Vatican has hijacked Sunday's pagan New Year's Day to beatify a monster exhumed in a public freakshow. United Grand Coven sources said today veneration of the six year-old corpse - and a 'sacred' vile (sic) of his blood - is typical of...
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Funny story: Berlusconi expects beatification for services rendered to teenage girls

Berlusconi expects beatification for services rendered to teenage girls

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has told Pope Benedict that he expects to be beatified on his death. The Italian Lothario, who will turn 75 in September, believes that he merits beatification because of how happy he has made, and still is...
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