A 93 year old East London man was taken to hospital yesterday afternoon after he was pulled into a bank's ATM machine along with his bankers card when trying to use it to withdraw money from a hole-in-the-wall cash dispenser machine outside a bank in...
Horace Felchman, reformed Amish farmer turned general handy man was attempting to eat his breakfast at the Daisy Diner this morning only to have dropped a fork full of pancakes and pork sausage into his ample beard. Reaching in through the twisted f...
Bald headed man, Terry Brynner has taken five months to grow a really big bushy beard. Brynner told friends that there is a method in his apparent madness, because he read somewhere on the internet that a surgeon in Sao Paulo, Brazil, has perfected a...
A Newport man has surprised friends and colleagues by allowing his facial hair to grow for several weeks.
Simon Crimp, who works for a local sanitary supplies company, woke up one morning too late to have a shave before he left for the office.
The controversy created by Charles Darwin regarding evolution and creationism over one hundred years ago has taken on a new twist centering on the famously extravagant beard of the father of evolution.
Nearly as famous as the man itself, Darwin's...
A man who works part time in a local pound shop has said that a man bearing more than a passing resemblance to BBC presenter Adrian Chiles was seen entering a theatrical costumier's shop and buying a big false ginger beard.
"It was a massive furr...
It was a dream come true for a bearded couple from Gloucestershire today when they came forward to reveal that they were the winners of the 56 million pound Euromillion lottery prize.
But within hours of going public and receiving the cash the cou...
The BBC is to Ban Beards starting with One Show presenter Adrian Chiles who has recently been seen on the show with his new image the scruffy unshaven look.
It is not clear at present if this ban will only be for BBC presenters or if all BBC progr...
Bearded Boxers have to be banned from taking part in boxing competitions because they find it difficult to scratch an itchy face if their hand is in a boxing glove.
The Amateur Boxing Association of England recently ruled that all fighters had to...
Beards. The mere mention of the word sends shivers down the tender spines of every human baby from Albania to Zimbabwe.
The sheer terror with which facial hair creates in the minds and souls of little babies cannot be fathomed - unless you are a b...
Angelina Jokie finally had enough of Brad's ugly goatee! The unsightly chin fur was driving her out of her mind. She grabbed a pair of scissors while Brad slept and approached him as he slept. She changed her mind at the last minute and decided to...
Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...
Concerns have recently arisen in East Anglia over a possible return to football for the beard of former Manchester United star Royston Maurice Keane, current manager of Ipswich Town.
The beard, last seen when Keane's Sunderland side were soundly b...
Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams was trying to halt rumours today that the secret of eternal life had been discovered nesting in his enormous wad of face fuzz by his local GP during a regular check up.
"This allegation is ludicrous" he warb...
DATELINE:WASHINGTON-- President Obama enjoyed showing off his new beard to everyone last night at his press conference. It is the first time a president has worn facial hair since Teddy Roosevelt over a century ago. Mr. Obama has been growing the...
Hit me baby one more time! Ouch!!! - Reports coming out of Hollywood seem to suggest that Britney Spears is growing a beard. Louisianan Spears has recently been criticised for dressing up as a belly dancer in her shows, and having a belly.
"She's...
Jordanian terrorist and beard fanatic Abu Qatada lost his appeal against deportation. In a unanimous decision, five Law Lords lambasted the length of the radical cleric's beard, saying that there was simply no room in the country for beards of that l...
A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles!...