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Funny story: A-Rod Gone!

A-Rod Gone!

In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...
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Funny story: Bear Stearns & Co. Financial Crunch Blamed On Company Librarian

Bear Stearns & Co. Financial Crunch Blamed On Company Librarian

Several employees of the financial management firm Bear Stearns & Co. have come forward to lay blame for it's banking meltdown on one particular individual; the company librarian.
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Funny story: Dalai Lama says he will resign if Bear Stearns like Fed bailout continues on Wall Street -- stands firm on Moral Hazard grounds

Dalai Lama says he will resign if Bear Stearns like Fed bailout continues on Wall Street -- stands firm on Moral Hazard grounds

Dharamsala, India - Exiled Tibetan administrative leader the Dalai Lama announced from Dharamsala, northern India that he would not tolerate any further Fed bailouts of Wall Street and would resign as head of his government in protest, if it continue...
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Funny story: Bear Stearns Changes Name to Bull Stearns

Bear Stearns Changes Name to Bull Stearns

Against the backdrop of bearish sentiment on Wall Street, Bear Stearns announced today that it would change its name to Bull Stearns, effective immediately.
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Funny story: JP Morgan admit to error

JP Morgan admit to error

In an startling news JP Morgan admits, due to a typing error, they have actually purchased the British survival expert Bear Grylls.
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Funny story: America's Bear Stearns goes bi-polar

America's Bear Stearns goes bi-polar

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Rioters): Amid echoes of a return to the 1990s' dreaded bear-markets one of the USA's biggest investment banks Bear Stearns is on the verge of going belly-up today.
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