In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...
Several employees of the financial management firm Bear Stearns & Co. have come forward to lay blame for it's banking meltdown on one particular individual; the company librarian.
Dharamsala, India - Exiled Tibetan administrative leader the Dalai Lama announced from Dharamsala, northern India that he would not tolerate any further Fed bailouts of Wall Street and would resign as head of his government in protest, if it continue...
Against the backdrop of bearish sentiment on Wall Street, Bear Stearns announced today that it would change its name to Bull Stearns, effective immediately.
In an startling news JP Morgan admits, due to a typing error, they have actually purchased the British survival expert Bear Grylls.
Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Rioters): Amid echoes of a return to the 1990s' dreaded bear-markets one of the USA's biggest investment banks Bear Stearns is on the verge of going belly-up today.
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