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Funny story:  Johnny Robinson To Duet With Bear Grylls On Tonight's X-Factor

Johnny Robinson To Duet With Bear Grylls On Tonight's X-Factor

Leaked reports have it that X-Factor's slightly effeminate contestant, Johnny Robinson is to perform a duet on tonight's show with survivalist and former SAS man Bear Grylls, singing The Troggs' 60's classic 'What the hell's that all about?' track, W...
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Funny story:  Man VS Wild Epidemic: Several Admitted To Mental Institution

Man VS Wild Epidemic: Several Admitted To Mental Institution

Scores of citizens in the city of Sofia, Bulgaria were said to be admitted to a local mental institution, in what is being described as a strangely bizarre epidemic known as: Man VS Wild Syndrome. In reference to the popular Discovery Channel tele...
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Funny story:  "Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour

"Bear Grylls Has Gone Mad!" Says Neighbour

LONDON - According to a man who claims to be a neighbour, intrepid television survivalist and the youngest Briton to ever summit Mount Everest, Bear Grylls has gone completely mad. According to his alleged neighbour, Bear Grylls has been indulging...
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Funny story:  Bear Grylls Has It Easy Says Cameraman

Bear Grylls Has It Easy Says Cameraman

Top TV cameraman, Ford Focus has caused much controversy in Televisionland by telling the world on You Tube that survivalist Bear Grylls is a bit of a fraud. Viewers have marvelled at Bear's survival skills, which have seen him climbing over mount...
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Funny story:  Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls

Raoul Moat arrested after being spotted going commando with Ray Mears and Bear Grylls

Northumbria - (Ass Mess): Bushcraft run riot? Justice fugitive Raoul Moat was caught after being secretly filmed taking a moonlit dump in the forest with fellow backwoodsmen Ray Mears and Bear 'Panda Face' Grylls. The men had bonded together yea...
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Funny story:  Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls Bare All in Man vs. Siberia

Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls Bare All in Man vs. Siberia

If you've got a hankering to see Russia's answer to Teddy Roosevelt in action, you don't want to miss next week's new episode of Men Vs. Wild on Discovery's Channel. The special, dubbed Men Vs. Siberia, will feature Russian Prime Minister and judo...
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Funny story:  Bear Grylls Turns Up Nose At Broccoli

Bear Grylls Turns Up Nose At Broccoli

December 20, 2008 - NEW YORK CITY, NY - Noted Discovery Channel celebrity and survivalist Bear Grylls walked out of Manhattan's Ristorante Mario in disgust earlier this week. The small but quaint, highly regarded Italian restaurant has been very...
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Funny story:  Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Survivorman Eaten by Large Clam

Quebec, Canada (IPP) - Quebec authorities report that Survivorman star, Les Stroud, was eaten by a large clam on Cocos Island in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. A spokesman for Les Stroud stated that the star of "Survivorman" was cooking a large clam...
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Funny story:  JP Morgan admit to error

JP Morgan admit to error

In an startling news JP Morgan admits, due to a typing error, they have actually purchased the British survival expert Bear Grylls.
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Funny story:  Man Vs Wild Finds Amelia Earhart on Island

Man Vs Wild Finds Amelia Earhart on Island

Howland Island (IP) - Man Vs Wild star Bear Grylls was filming a Man Vs Wild episode on a remote island near Howland Island and stumbled into Amelia Earhart who had survived a rough landing on the island decades ago.
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Funny story:  Survive a Life-Or-Death Situation

Survive a Life-Or-Death Situation

LOS ANGELES - Adventurer, survivalist, mountaineer, and Gnarliest Man of the Year, Edward 'Bear' Grylls knows a thing or two about handling life-or-death situations.
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Funny story:  Man vs Wild and Survivorman Food on MacDonald's Menu

Man vs Wild and Survivorman Food on MacDonald's Menu

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - MacDonalds has introduced a new menu featuring the foods eaten by Survivorman and Man Vs Wild stars during their survivor shows.
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Funny story:  Man Vs Wild Episode Filmed in Lake Okeechobee

Man Vs Wild Episode Filmed in Lake Okeechobee

Lake Okeechobee, Florida (IP) - Man Vs Wild episode Number 47 is being filmed near Omakasassa Island on Lake Okeechobee. The island is famous for the giant fresh water octopus which inhabit the deep waters around the island.
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Funny story:  Survivorman Rides Giant Turtle to Safety

Survivorman Rides Giant Turtle to Safety

Lake Okeechobee, Florida (IP) - Survivor man Les Stroud jumped on the back of a 20 foot wide cooter turtle and rode it to safety in Lake Okeechobee last night. He had been filming a Survivorman episode on the west set of the lake near Indian Prairie...
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Funny story:  Survivorman Has Head Shrunken by Irate Natives

Survivorman Has Head Shrunken by Irate Natives

Quebec, Ontario (IP) - Survivorman Les Stroud was captured by irate natives of the Bongo Bongo tribe in the Amazon Jungle yesterday and had his head shrunken down to the size of an orange. They did not kill him, they just shrunk down his head.
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Funny story:  Man Vs Wild Quietly Disappears

Man Vs Wild Quietly Disappears

TV Land, Ether Island (IP) - Our entertainment reporter recently noticed that the television show, Man Vs Wild has disappeared into thin air. It has gone the way of the DoDo bird, the Edsel, and the bird flu never to be seen nor heard from again. T...
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Funny story:  Man Vs Wild Survivorman Will Join Forces

Man Vs Wild Survivorman Will Join Forces

Cape Canaveral, Florida <):O) (IP) (O:(> - On August 27th Mars and the Earth will be only 678,000 miles apart. It will become relatively simple to send spacecraft to Mars for about 30 days during which time Les Stroud and Bear Grylls will tea...
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Funny story:  Survivorman Takes on the Elements

Survivorman Takes on the Elements

Montreal, Canada (IP) - Tonight is the opening night for Les Stroud's Survivorman fall season. This show, along with Man Vs. Wild, have enjoyed phenomenal growth in their popularity this year and tonight's episode promises to be a good one.
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