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Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

Funny story: Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

It happened when drones (y'know, those flying thingies of all shapes and sizes) read about one of their own that was able to rescue two teenagers from a rough surf in Australia. The drone provided a rescue for the swimmers in trouble by quickly throw...

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Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Funny story: Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Today it has come to national attention that a local Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...

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Girls on Cannes beach arrested for covering up too much

Funny story: Girls on Cannes beach arrested for covering up too much

Arrested for trop d'habits ("too much attire"), the teenagers were wearing bathing suits from the 1950's, their grandmothers' time. They put on these old bathing suits "for fun" and were actually relieved that men were not always "staring, you kno...

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Drinking By The Sea

In a drive to arrest falling numbers of visitors to our seaside towns one such place has taken drastic measures to ensure it's future. Sleepy Salminton On Sea has declared that every visitor over the age of 18 can claim a free bottle of wine upon arr...

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US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

General Craig Filner made public Monday that the US has weighed its options, and has decided it will be sending forces into the Bahamas in the coming days. The military act is believed to be in response to the Vladimir Putin decision of sending R...

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Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

Funny story: Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

It's not the location. Or the beautiful white sands. Or the ice-blue water. Or the spectacular, pristine scenery. It's not even the hospitable locals. Siesta Beach near Sarasota, Florida, has been named The Best Beach in America by Beachcombers, a...

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Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Tom's River, NJ -- Long Beach Island, NJ is a perennial popular summer resort island just a few miles north of Atlantic City. Every season, vacationers from all points make the trek to enjoy the sun, the surf, the cooling ocean breezes and the shoppi...

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Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...

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Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Funny story: Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...

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Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

Funny story: Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami. I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taki...

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Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

Funny story: Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

PHOENIX - A recent research study report that was put out by The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago surprised and shocked many residents of Arizona. The 9-month study reported that the reason why so many Arizona residents are in a state...

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Chelsea Handler Says She Was Groped At The Beach

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Says She Was Groped At The Beach

VENICE BEACH, California - Chelsea Handler who is the host of the talk show Chelsea Lately informed the local authorities that while she was sunbathing on Venice Beach she was touched inappropriately or as they say in Daytona Beach (groped). The i...

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Paris Hilton To Star In TV Beach Show 'Baywatch Blue.'

Funny story: Paris Hilton To Star In TV Beach Show 'Baywatch Blue.'

HOLLYWOOD - Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton has just announced that she has agreed to star in her very own television beach-police show Baywatch Blue. Paris met with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills.

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Jellyfish Told To Go Home

Funny story: Jellyfish Told To Go Home

Jellyfish who have illegally settled in the UK have been told to Go Home by the Government. Ice Cream vans have been touring seaside resorts, where these illegal immigrants are known to be lurking, in an effort to get them to leave before they are pr...

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A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Demi Moore left the Tinsel Town radar screen and no one, not even her hair stylist FuFi Fondue knew where the G.I. Jane star was. Fondue placed several calls before he learned that Moore had flown down to Mexico by herself...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the happiest couples in Tinsel Town recently jetted down to sunny old Mexico for some well-earned fun in the sun. The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spied down at The Whole Enchila...

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Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.

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Sea shells sold by seller on sea-shore

A 25-year-old Brighton woman, Sheila Sellers, was arrested last weekend for selling sea shells on the sea-shore without a license. Sheila Sellers had been selling sea shells on the sea-shore every weekend throughout summer. Many day-trippers had o...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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