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Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...
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Funny story: Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Joan Collins Stuns In New Bikini Reveal!

Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini. The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the b...
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Funny story: Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami. I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taki...
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Funny story: Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

PHOENIX - A recent research study report that was put out by The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago surprised and shocked many residents of Arizona. The 9-month study reported that the reason why so many Arizona residents are in a state...
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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Says She Was Groped At The Beach

Chelsea Handler Says She Was Groped At The Beach

VENICE BEACH, California - Chelsea Handler who is the host of the talk show Chelsea Lately informed the local authorities that while she was sunbathing on Venice Beach she was touched inappropriately or as they say in Daytona Beach (groped). The i...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Star In TV Beach Show 'Baywatch Blue.'

Paris Hilton To Star In TV Beach Show 'Baywatch Blue.'

HOLLYWOOD - Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton has just announced that she has agreed to star in her very own television beach-police show Baywatch Blue. Paris met with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills.
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Funny story: Jellyfish Told To Go Home

Jellyfish Told To Go Home

Jellyfish who have illegally settled in the UK have been told to Go Home by the Government. Ice Cream vans have been touring seaside resorts, where these illegal immigrants are known to be lurking, in an effort to get them to leave before they are pr...
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Funny story: A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Demi Moore left the Tinsel Town radar screen and no one, not even her hair stylist FuFi Fondue knew where the G.I. Jane star was. Fondue placed several calls before he learned that Moore had flown down to Mexico by herself...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the happiest couples in Tinsel Town recently jetted down to sunny old Mexico for some well-earned fun in the sun. The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spied down at The Whole Enchila...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

Rex Ryan's Top 10 Beach Activities

New York Jets' coach Rex Ryan was so embarrassed by his team's horrid season that he took off for a Bahamas' beach vacation rather than hold the traditional end-of-year press conference. Unfortunately for Ryan, the media tracked him down and uncovered his favorite seaside pastimes. Here are the top 10: 1. Finish reading "Coaching For Dummies." 2. Stop sending hate mail to Eric Mangini.
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Funny story: Sea shells sold by seller on sea-shore

Sea shells sold by seller on sea-shore

A 25-year-old Brighton woman, Sheila Sellers, was arrested last weekend for selling sea shells on the sea-shore without a license. Sheila Sellers had been selling sea shells on the sea-shore every weekend throughout summer. Many day-trippers had o...
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Funny story: Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Makes His Toes Tingle and His Lap Feel Frisky

Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Makes His Toes Tingle and His Lap Feel Frisky

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Russell Brand and Kate Gosselin have only been dating for a little over a week and they are already making waves (no pun intended) as they frolicked in the warm waters off Santa Monica Beach. Brand wore a black swimsuit with t...
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Funny story: Southport beach to be used for advertising space

Southport beach to be used for advertising space

In order to raise additional cash for the beleaguered metropolitan borough of Sefton, vast tracts of sand in Southport are set to be used for advertising. "It's perfect," said Bill Bored, councillor for advertising in Sefton. "There's about three...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!

Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!

ENSENADA, Mexico - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left their half dozen kids with six nannies at their mansion in Provence, France and flew to Ensenada, Mexico for a much needed vacation. The couple stayed at Eva Longoria's La Happy Hacienda Hotel w...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Talks About Ian Somerhalder's 'Rack Rubbing' At Redondo Beach

Nina Dobrev Talks About Ian Somerhalder's 'Rack Rubbing' At Redondo Beach

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's happiest and most popular couples is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder. The two stars of The Vampire Diaries are just the complete opposite of some of the hip hop couples who seem to relish arguing and carrying on in...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses." Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' t...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Zac Efron Spotted Moonbathing Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Heidi Montag and Zac Efron Spotted Moonbathing Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron who starred in The High School Musical movies and Heidi Montag who gained fame on MTVs The Hills have recently become quite the item. Both were recently seen underneath the Santa Monica Pier where several unnamed...
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