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Funny story: Hillary Clinton appears nude; admiring fan fired

Hillary Clinton appears nude; admiring fan fired

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK - Failed presidential candidate and controversial former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton recently had an employee of Bare It All Glamor Shots fired for having had the "temerity to photograph" her while she was naked. The emp...
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Funny story: Actress Bea Arthurs sues National Enquirer over article "Stars you thought were dead, but aren't" - Complains: "But I AM dead!"

Actress Bea Arthurs sues National Enquirer over article "Stars you thought were dead, but aren't" - Complains: "But I AM dead!"

Deceased actress Bea Arthur is suing the National Enquirer over a feature that appeared in last month's issue entitled, "Stars You Thought Were Dead But Aren't." According to Arthur's attorney, Dee Icer, the crux of the lawsuit is the fact that...
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Funny story: "I Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had a Stroke

"I Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had a Stroke

"I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" That was Betty White's "get well" card to fellow former Golden Girls cast member Rue McClanahan, who is recovering from a stroke. "Betty's full of shit", laughed McClanahan. "She and I both sent...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Breaks Seclusion, Seeing Bea Arthur At Night

Jennifer Lopez Breaks Seclusion, Seeing Bea Arthur At Night

Jennifer Lopez finally revealed to reporters why she has avoided everyone over the past several days. When speculation began about her having the Swine Flu, her manager insisted she make a statement. "No, I do not have the Swine Flu", stated J-Lo...
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Funny story: Bea Arthur Believed To Have Been Fifth Beatle

Bea Arthur Believed To Have Been Fifth Beatle

It has been revealed, upon her deathbed, that Bea Arthur, broadway beauty and t.v. bombshell, is believed to have been the 'Fifth Beatle.' Speaking on his cell, superstar seller, Sammy Shore, agent to Ms. Arthur, exclaimed, "Bea was a Beatle. I k...
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Funny story: J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

J-Lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead

According to an Indian newspaper, two of Hollywood's most well known faces, Jennifer Lopez and Beatrice Arthur have come to loggerheads over their upcoming films, both focusing on single women wanting to be mothers. However, over the recent weeken...
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Funny story: Bea Arthur to be the New Voice of God!

Bea Arthur to be the New Voice of God!

Bea Arthur, the tall, somewhat masculine actress best known for her roles on Maude and Golden Girls died today at the age of 86. However, the deceased actress is still getting work. Rumor has it that Bea has a new gig as The Voice of God. Arthu...
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Funny story: Bea Arthur Eats Crowe?

Bea Arthur Eats Crowe?

Police officials in California continue to deny rumors of Bea Arthur's eminent arrest in connection with the recent disappearance of Oscar winning actor and Hollywood heartthrob, Russell Crowe.
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