The transfer silly season is now in full swing with millions of pounds being thrown at players who barely know how play the offside trap and who think "man on" is a homophobic slur.
In a effort to cut through the lies and deceit in these the most...
A BBC poll has revealed that Germany is now the second most popular country on the planet after North Korea. The North Koreans pipped the Germans at the post because their leader, Kim Jong Un, looks like a cuddly Teddy Bear and Angela Merkel resemble...
A football fan in Shepherd's Bush has been attacked by an angry mob after he was spotted strutting around West London in a Bayern Munich shirt.
'A huge crowd chased me, including members of the Anti-Nazi League. They tried to rip the shirt off my...
Chelsea players are getting into the Munich swing of things by ordering buckets of Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and they have also promised to wear their "Lederhosen" if they spank the bums of Bayern Munich tomorrow!
Didier Drogba and his chums trotte...
Last night BMW (Bavarian Master Works) proved that there are more "Special Ones" than generally is believed (Especially "The Special One" himself) after donning their "Lederhosen", spanking their knees and spanking the bums of Ronaldo & Co.
Carlos Tevez has blamed Coronation Street for his refusal to get off the bench against Bayern Munich.
The Argentinian has told Roberto Mancini that he feels "bored and depressed" and has complained that his bum looks big.
"I have turned into a...
There was real drama in Munich last night, when Portuguese champions, Sporting Lisbon, arrived late for their Champions League match with Bayern München at the Allianz Arena, after 'delays' on the way to the game.
The Lisbon team didn't arrive at...
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