After 30 years of maritial bliss a couple in Dunfermline, Scotland, decided to spice up their lives by buying a vibrator for the wife because the man was entering his hit and miss phase and she too.
They ordered the huge thing over the internet wi...
London - "Bring it on!" was the only comment from a consortium of British producers of the Triple-A carbon-zinc battery threatened with downgrading by EU penpushers.
They were joined by manufacturers of the alkaline, lithium and NiMH rechargeable...
Met police today are investigating the sudden death of the Energiser Bunny. The Bunny famous for going on and on and on was found last night at his flat in Palmers Green. An autopsy early this morning ruled that the Bunny had died of Accute Cardiac A...
Scientists in Birmingham have been working on a revolutionary new battery technology that is set to change the way we use electricity forever.
"For too long," said Matt Baker, "we have been shackled by batteries. As the rest of the technological w...
The International Simultaneous Solar Observatory Synchronised Satellite System (ISSOSSS) has finally attained its orbit around the sun on the opposite side of Earth's orbit to Earth itself, allowing scientists their first view of the entire sun simul...
In an effort to show how green they can be, Vanson has introduced a new wireless battery re-charger that runs on batteries rather than through a wired connection.
"It's all about saving the environment," said Vanson spokesman Timothy Childress. "F...
The current state of the economy is a major turnoff for 21-year-old local resident Jenna Buzzins. The freak used to go through two 8-packs of Energizer AAA batteries a week, and much like the Energizer Bunny, she'd keep going and going… Now she's for...
Battery manufacturers Duracell were fined £4.28 for gross indecency at Kent Magistrates Court yesterday.
Government officials released a vital statement today suggesting that batteries should probably not be eaten.
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