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Funny story:  Buxom Bats Baffle British Boffins

Buxom Bats Baffle British Boffins

London, England-- A colony of bats nesting near the Thames River has British scientists in an uproar this evening. The female bats are sporting big bosoms, much like female humans. No one seems to know why the bats are so blessed with big boobs, an...
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Funny story:  Veteran Actress Reveals How She Was Petrified By Rubber Bat Puppet In 1946 Universal Studios Vampire Movie

Veteran Actress Reveals How She Was Petrified By Rubber Bat Puppet In 1946 Universal Studios Vampire Movie

Veteran actress, and coincidentally, seasoned spoof writer, Mathilde de la Mole has revealed how she was petrified to within an inch of her life, as she was attacked by a rubber bat in Universal Studio's 1946 production of 'The Bastard Hungarian Gyps...
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Funny story:  Local Man Denies Having Sexual Relations With Fruit Bat

Local Man Denies Having Sexual Relations With Fruit Bat

Following a series of spurious internet allegations, local man, Martin Shuttlecock today categorically denied any and all allegations that he has been conducting an illicit and improper sexual relationship with a fruit bat. Up the loft. "I neve...
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Funny story:  Fruit Bats can not be trusted

Fruit Bats can not be trusted

Bastards, that about sums them up. They eat fruit all day and night, then shit where they hang. "What's the problem?", You may ask, I will fukin' tell you mate! When your bed is directly under them, it don't bode well because the detritus sticks to clothing and skin. After a night of being shit on, I resemble a leper that has been in a nude paintball fight. Covered in it, I am. Then, the li...
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Funny story:  Local Man Adopts Snow Leopard, Private Investigator, And Fruit Bat Colony

Local Man Adopts Snow Leopard, Private Investigator, And Fruit Bat Colony

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today felt it necessary to explain how he has adopted a snow leopard, a Sherlock Holmes loving private detective and a colony of fruit bats - who all currently reside in his loft - even though nobody with any sense is r...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Newby Nature Notes

Isle of Wight News - Newby Nature Notes

NEWBY NATURE NOTES: by Billy Murray What do birds and bats have in common? Eyes. Birds enjoy flying around and not bumping into things, but bats don't use their eyes for the same purpose. Bats use a type of radar in order to achieve the same result. However, since the discovery of the white-nose syndrome in bats found living in Newby village, Isle of Wight, there is a possiblity...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

A new movie proposal is being considered by Robert Pattinson, in the title role of The Bat Man! No, it isn't Batman, but The Bat Man. According to the writers, this will be an adventure comedy role here the Bat Man who DOES fight crime, but is act...
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Funny story:  'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

The new American Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made the surprising claim that she is not a blood-sucking vampire. Speaking from the White House, as the sun went down over Washington DC, Mrs Clinton said: 'I don't know where these crazy rumors...
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Funny story:  Bat Species on the Increase: Eco scientists ecstatic

Bat Species on the Increase: Eco scientists ecstatic

At last and unfortunately the little Pipistrelle bat (Pipistrellus pipistrellus) is noted to be on the increase in a paper published in the New Science magazine today.
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Funny story:  Scientists : 65% of Vampire bats are show-offs

Scientists : 65% of Vampire bats are show-offs

In a report out today, scientists suggest that 65% of all bats who categorise themselves as "Vampire" are just exaggerating to look big in front of their mates.
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