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Trump Gets Wiping Papers

Funny story: Trump Gets Wiping Papers

While the rest of us were sitting down for Christmas Dinner, our Commander In Chief was working out a tough situation in the White House bathroom. After hours of pushing, it seemed the deal was just not going to gain the necessary backing to meet th...

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Donald Trump says transsexuals need to "grow a pair"

Funny story: Donald Trump says transsexuals need to "grow a pair"

The bathroom controversy showed no signs of stopping today, when President Donald Trump made a rambling speech on the issue. He began by saying that he sympathised with "Trans-Am" people, as he called them. He admitted that sometimes he wasn't sure w...

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Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom

Funny story: Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom

Narnia, long thought to be a mythical place concocted by writer C.S. Lewis, has a newly found entrance in the U.S. A source, speaking only under the cover of anonymity, told this tale. "I was drivin' on an empty highway in North Eastern Califor...

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Bathroom Debate Ends with a Thud

Funny story: Bathroom Debate Ends with a Thud

Washington (SAPP) - In a strange twist of fate, the bathroom debate has come to a screeching halt. The U.S. EPA, an unlikely actor in this political saga, has settled the issue once and for all. In a blistering beat-down of the political Left and Rig...

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Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

Funny story: Toilet Cam Has New Genital Recognition Software

With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and rep...

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Oh, God, Bathroom Door in Friends' House Doesn't Lock

Funny story: Oh, God, Bathroom Door in Friends' House Doesn't Lock

CANTON, CT--Panic consumed area man Paul Erikson Sunday, upon discovering that the lock for the bathroom door inside friend Matt Hordiman's house was not operational. "Shit, now what am I gonna do?" A desperate Erikson was overhead saying to hims...

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Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Funny story: Man Uses Minimum Amount of Toilet Paper to Avoid Responsibility of Changing the Roll

Armidale, NSW - BA student Kyle Sanders, boarding in university accommodation, reportedly left the bathroom yesterday following a 'comfort stop' in which he used only 4 squares of toilet paper, the bare minimum required to avoid having to change the...

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Justin Bieber Gets Some Payback From Buddies

Funny story: Justin Bieber Gets Some Payback From Buddies

Although Justin Bieber likes to pull jokes even on his best friends, the friends have had enough and reversed one on Gerber. Justin had several friends over and had invited several ladies over as well and told the guys they were going to trick the...

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The White House toilets have stank since 2009

A White House insider who has defected to Russia, has revealed a horrible and disgusting secret. The toilets in The White House have stank constantly since January 20th, 2009 The defector who remains unnamed, revealed these details to British,...

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Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

The High Street Intelligentsia Department Store with more stores in Oxford and Cambridge than it's similarly abbreviated rival, has innovated yet again with the world's first disposable bath towel. "You can either buy a single roll, or family pack...

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Archaeologists Discover Cave Paintings Are Just Early Men's Room Graffiti

Funny story: Archaeologists Discover Cave Paintings Are Just Early Men's Room Graffiti

Archaeologists studying cave paintings in a dig in France have translated one set that has caused a shift in scientific thought. While once thought to portray a sense of history, they now think that cave paintings are just early graffiti. Dr. Cly...

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Charlie Sheen: I Hate Girlfriends Who Won't Let You Pee In The Sink

Funny story: Charlie Sheen: I Hate Girlfriends Who Won't Let You Pee In The Sink

According to a fellow patient at a rehab where they were also treating Charlie Sheen, Sheen told him he hated having to go to all the trouble of lifting a toilet lid in a bathroom when the sink was "right there waiting for you." He also told me th...

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Justin Bieber: Mom Caught Me in the Bathroom, You-Know

Funny story: Justin Bieber: Mom Caught Me in the Bathroom, You-Know

Justin Bieber was hoping to tweet a message to a few friends but somehow the embarrassing episode has gotten out and now he's afraid that the late night jokes will be all over the television during the next week...or month. Bieber stated on the tw...

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Paris woman trapped for 20 days in bathroom

Funny story: Paris woman trapped for 20 days in bathroom

An elderly woman has survived being trapped in her bathroom in Paris for 20 days, after the door lock jammed. The room had no window or phone so the 69-year-old was unable to tell anyone but she tapped on pipes during the night, hoping to alert he...

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Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

Funny story: Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

The Devil has appeared on a bathroom tile in Budapest, Hungary and refuses to be removed. After spending a fortune on renovating his bathroom Mr.Crsefko let his wife shower first, but the bathroom turned cold and creepy and as she stepped naked ou...

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Area Man Can't Believe The Mess The Girls Made in the Bathroom

After getting out of bed around 2:45am Thursday morning for a drink of water, area resident Christopher Baker could scarcely believe his eyes when he peeked into the guest bath and noticed the total mess the girls made in there. The girls in quest...

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Editorial: "I don't work 12 hours a day to come home and piss in the toilet"

Let me start by clearing the air. Unequivocally, I love my wife. I honestly do. I've never so much as looked at another woman, let alone lay my hands on one and break the sanctity of our wedding vows. Nor do my feelings on the present issue color any other feelings I have for her; we try to make every day a fresh opportunity to show our love and share the best and worst that life has to offer.

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Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Nearly Asphyxiates Self In Bathroom Stall

PEPTI-COLON, FL. - The self-proclaimed "most dangerous man in America" proved to himself and right-wing media cohort Ann Coulter that he is exactly that early yesterday evening, when Limbaugh succumbed to the putrid stench of his own bowel movement.

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