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Bath - Debt Capital of the UK

Funny story: Bath - Debt Capital of the UK

As a group that likes to bring you the most important of issues affecting the UK on a day to day basis, (or whenever we leave the bar long enough to find a lap top and write a story) we're always on the lookout for new cautionary tales. Debt is something that affects us all from student loans (that we have no intention of paying back) to loan shark cash that will eventually result in us losing...

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Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

GOP Nemesis Nancy Pelosi does not take baths according to a hacked NHS spy recording. Why? "We're still listening", says reporter. Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, elected Democratic Leader by House Democrats and therefore the Minority Leader...

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Barking woman 'finds Roman coin hoard behind bath'

Funny story: Barking woman 'finds Roman coin hoard behind bath'

Isle of Dogs, East London - Dame Fifi Rottweiler has spoken of her delight when 30,000 Roman coins unexpectedly spilled from behind the bath during an afternoon's ablutions listening to Radio Four. "It's the biggest hoard of turd," Dame Fifi expl...

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Is it bath night? There's an app for that

Funny story: Is it bath night? There's an app for that

MyWay have been flooded with complaints from customers using their latest applelet for the iPhone after a sizable portion of them have suffered a catastrophic failure of their phones. "I think MyWay have shot themselves in the foot with this parti...

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"Taft tub" will stay in White House until Christie officially denies Presidential aspirations

Funny story: "Taft tub" will stay in White House until Christie officially denies Presidential aspirations

WASHINGTON, D.C.--The head interior decorator for the White House decided Monday not to replace the "Taft Tub" in the Presidential Suite's bathroom until New Jersey governor Chris Christie officially denies any Presidential aspirations. "The 'Taft...

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Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

Funny story: Navy Corpsman Confirms: Bin Laden Burial Bath First He Had in Years!

A retired Marine Corpsman confirmed what is now seeping out on the internet, that Osama Bin Laden was a very 'dirty' fifty-four year old Terrorist who refused to shower, terrorized women and was addicted to Porn! Confirming the charges is a new bo...

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Waiting for the bath water to cool down - A 'new' experience

Funny story: Waiting for the bath water to cool down - A 'new' experience

Yes, I am waiting for my bathwater to cool down. This is definitely a NEW experience for me. My two daughters, in their teens and early 20's, took so many showers that there was NEVER enough hot water for me to have 'a good soak' so I started taking 'showers'. This was 'alien' to me because I was born 3 yrs. after WWII and lived for my first seven years in as terraced house without an indoo...

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International Talks Down The Plughole

Funny story: International Talks Down The Plughole

Las Vegas, USA: A summit of southern and northern hemisphere bath manufacturers that was intended to resolve centuries of discord on the subject of plughole design has ended without agreement. Plugholes manufactured in the southern hemisphere are...

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Pubic Hair Found in Bath

Funny story: Pubic Hair Found in Bath

A friend who was fried alive by his girl friend for leaving the toilet seat up should hear my tale of woe. I left one of my curliest pubic hairs in the bath. On top of that I used her toothbrush - even after kissing her I was not forgiven for that. I pulled the sheet from her side of the bed. I kicked her when I was dreaming. I broke a plate when doing the washing up. I got mud on t...

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Megan Fox Admits She Was Naked Under Soap Bubbles During Super Bowl Commercial

Funny story: Megan Fox Admits She Was Naked Under Soap Bubbles During Super Bowl Commercial

Actress and star of the Transformers movies Megan Fox admitted that she was naked in that bathtub in her Super Bowl commercial. Fox was pictured in a bath tub full of soap bubbles and was hawking a product that no one really cared about. "I wante...

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TV Station Announces New Reality Show: Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson

Funny story: TV Station Announces New Reality Show: Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson

Down-with-the-kids TV has announced that a new reality gameshow will debut on the former music video network in early March. "Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson" will be seen weekly on Fridays at ten p.m. E.S.T. and is expected to build a softeni...

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Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Funny story: Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Beijing, China - A leading Scientist is urging parents to go ahead and throw their babies out with the bath water after reports that baby toiletries laced with cancer-causing chemicals could have contaminated their children. Doctor Vincent Van Nor...

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Bath-time

Funny story: Bath-time

The bath that three old codgers rode down a hill in in the Sit-com Last of the Summer Wine is to be sold of at auction. The bath, as iconoclastic a vehicle as the Batmobile, Del Boy's Robin Reliant and the Pope Mobile is said to be worth very litt...

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Bath, the New 'Bay of Pigs'

Funny story: Bath, the New 'Bay of Pigs'

The Georgian city of Bath in Somerset has just taken delivery of more than 60 pig sculptures to raise awareness of a 3,000-year-old legend, which tells how King Bladud founded the spa town. He is reputed to have discovered the healin...

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Daniel Day Lewis plugs into a life in Bath

Funny story: Daniel Day Lewis plugs into a life in Bath

Now that Daniel Day Lewis has become a member of Britain's landed gentry, he seems to be determined to keep his privacy intact.

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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