ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley told fellow TNT cast mate Shaquille O'Neal that he does not see the Oklahoma City Thunder beating the Memphis Grizzlies in the Western Conference Semi-Finals.
Barkley said that one, Oklahoma City is too youn...
NEW YORK CITY - The NBA is currently working on a new play that it feels will truly help generate a bit more excitement in the game.
NBA Commissioner David "Short Cake" Stern told members of the sports media that had gathered at The Mrs. Bill Clin...
CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room.
Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...
LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none.
He...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It was quite a long season for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA as all the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and Bobcat fans will attest to.
The Bobcats ended the season in 29th place out of 30 teams. The Cats finished wi...
ATLANTA - Shaquille was in Atlanta filming a commercial for a brand new line of professional basketballs named Big Bouncy Bounce Basketballs.
He was asked by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily to comment on his proposal to change p...
CUCAMONGA - Kobe Bean Bryant has made it abundantly clear that he is extremely disappointed at the fact that due to his injury and his inability to not play cost the Lakers a shot at the NBA title.
He is so upset that he told close friend Bruno To...
DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years.
While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him.
Jack...
LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough.
Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
CLEVELAND - The shamed former coach of the Rutgers basketball team, Mike "The Bully" Rice was in Cleveland to get some fishing in at Lake Erie.
The disgraced coach who thought it was cute to push, shove, hit, kick, and throw basketballs at his col...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet.
Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
HOUSTON - It appears that no one ever cautioned CBS Houston Sports Blogger Claire Crawford, about the perils of sticking your basketball shoe in your mouth.
Claire "The Criticizer" Crawford, whose real name is Anna Megan Raley made some comments a...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers are down to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA's Western Conference Playoffs, 3 games to none.
An unnamed source said that "Vino" Bryant is so mad he could eat a runned over possum and not bat an eye.
SAN ANTONIO - Even if most of the sports writers, reporters, and announcers have said that they think Kobe "The Black Mamba" should stop tweeting during the playoffs, one Laker teammate has insisted that he keep it up.
Metta World Peace, the angry...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency of North Korea has just issued an official state message that the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un has said he would like to visit America.
The national message was conveyed to Pr...
SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs handed the Los Angeles Lakers a 91-79 defeat in game one of their best of seven Western Conference playoffs series.
An unidentified AT&T locker room attendant stated to Sporting Chance Magazine that Coach D'...
MIAMI - LeBron "The Weatherman" James has just shown that not only is he a fantastic basketball player, but he is also one top rate weatherman.
LeBron posted an Instagram of flooded streets in Miami and it was picked up by The National Weather Ser...
LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums.
D'Antoni sat i...