Customers lining up outside Ali Bullo's kebab van near Dorking Leisure Park last night got the shock of their lives when they came under fire from an Apache helicopter gunship.
It is thought that the helicopter crew became disorientated, and misto...
There was some confusion today among commuters arriving at Basingstoke Station, as they found themselves confronted by a mystery blonde woman in the ticket hall, acting strangely.
The woman, suspected to be the mystery blonde who has recently been...
Over forty years ago, the world was humbled first by Apollo 11 landing on the moon, and then by the introduction of Star Trek - showing us that we can live as one in a happy peaceable universe, as long as Capt. James T Kirk can get his dose of green skinned women first, presumably the good captain was unfamilliar with soap on those long voyages.
Many have thought that the struggle between the k...
Reports are flooding in that a woman went stark raving bonkers overnight in Basingstoke, Hants. The unnamed woman was first observed acting bonkers in London Street, where witnesses state that for some inexplicable reason she started to scream at the...
Eddie Gimp, of Basingstoke got quite a surprise when he cleaned out his attic last week, when he found Picasso hiding out up there.
"I thought he was dead," Gimp told us. "But it seems not. There he was, large as life, hiding in my attic, where he...
Reports coming out of the town of Basingstoke, Hampshire, UK tonight are not encouraging, as it would appear that the town has suffered an invasion of topless Amazonian alien women from the planet Venus, according to Derek Peabody, Basingstoke Direct...
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