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Funny story: New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Myth, legend and now folly surround the rituals of meerkats, as a new study firmly slams the browser shut on their on line behaviour. The study was commissioned by 67 yr old Arthur Jones of Ribblesthwaite Road, Ostwaldtwistle, Lancashire who was f...
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Funny story: How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

Alan Derrick hid the body of his friend for ten years after he died because he feared being evicted from his council flat. His friend Dennis Pring, apparently died ten years ago and Mr Derrick, hid the body under a sofa for all that time. Basil...
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Funny story: Basil Brush loves Megan Fox and the Colonel's Chicken

Basil Brush loves Megan Fox and the Colonel's Chicken

Basil Brush TV personality of the year or he should be, today was asked about the rumours that he loves Megan Fox, the American actress and Model. We asked Basil do you like Megan Fox, to which he replied "BOOM BOOM". Basil went on to say that he...
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Funny story: Basil Brush arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying BOOM BOOM

Basil Brush arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying BOOM BOOM

Basil Brush the furry little fox who works for the BBC was sensationally arrested this morning at Heathrow Airport. Basil was on his way to Ireland to participate in the annual Leprechaun Hunt in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland, but his p...
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Funny story: Hand puppet in running to replace Gordon Brown

Hand puppet in running to replace Gordon Brown

Labor Party insiders have disclosed that childrens' TV legend, Basil Brush, has been approached as a possible replacement for the embattled Prime Minister, as he struggles to fend off the critics in the wake of the MP expenses scandal. A Labor sp...
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Funny story: Obama tars Clinton with Basil Brush

Obama tars Clinton with Basil Brush

Washington AC/DC - (Furry Ass Mess): Presidential wannabe Bollox O'Bama said today that rival Democratic contender Hillary Clitoris is just as inherently racist as ostensibly cute and cuddly UK children's TV fox character Basil Brush.
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Funny story: Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush has been arrested in Padstow, North Cornwall for killing and eating six chickens belonging to prize Poultry Breeder Mrs Nora Pullet.
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Funny story: Basil Brush Apologises In BBC Race Row

Basil Brush Apologises In BBC Race Row

Popular TV presenter Basil Brush was today embroiled in a sordid racism row which threatens to damage the reputation of the BBC establishment.
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Funny story: Basil Brush rushed to hospital for anal surgery

Basil Brush rushed to hospital for anal surgery

Well-respected puppet stand-up comedian Basil Brush has been admitted to a private clinic for surgery to his anus. The entertainer's agent said that the anthropomorphic fox raconteur, whose catch phrase &...
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Funny story: Basil Brush makes TV Comeback as Porn Star

Basil Brush makes TV Comeback as Porn Star

Top entertainment star Basil Brush today came out of retirement spectacularly with his new porn channel series - "You Dirty Little Fox."...
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Funny story: Basil Brush Caught Shoplifting!

Basil Brush Caught Shoplifting!

Sensational news was announced today when it was revealed that long time childrens' TV favourite, Basil Brush, had been arrested for shoplifting in a London department store.
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