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Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

Funny story: Kim Jon-Un Edges Out Putin for Biggest Asshole Leader Award

In an annual poll taken by Jerk Magazine, the dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has beaten out three-time winner Vladimir Putin as the leader who was the biggest asshole in 2015. "Although there were many contenders as usual, Kim Jong-Un was the hands-down winner this year, what with his nuclear threats and missile tests and labor camps and Putin actually doing something people like this y...

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President Assad Maliciously Smears Tony Blair

The infallible Fox/MSNBC broadcasting-apologetical complex has proved beyond all reasonable and even all rhetorical doubt, that President Assad is "an evil mass-murdering tyrant who is killing his own people." But even if you had the immaculate cruelty and unbearable arrogance to doubt this, you'd maybe better read what he has to say about Our Tony. Read and denounce: Well, well, well...

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Problem Of Syrian Chemical Weapons Solved- Assad Gets A Sarin Shower .

A vast problem has developed with the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad's military in Syria. Used to cripple and decimate his own people, Assad escaped a bombing by U.S. Forces in retaliation by promising to turn all chemical weapons over to International powers that would inventory and get rid of them. Unfortunately, no one wants to take them. Volunteers have come forw...

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The U.S. and Syria Agree That Syria's Chemicals Will Be Transported To An Arizona Landfill

Funny story: The U.S. and Syria Agree That Syria's Chemicals Will Be Transported To An Arizona Landfill

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just announced that he and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad have agreed on a solution to the Syrian chemicals. The entire stockpile of chemicals presently located in an underground bunker in Damascus will be...

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John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'

Funny story: John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'

Washington, DC - Finding little support for his administration's plan to punish Syria, US Secretary of State John Kerry is taking matters into his own face. The former Senator is activating his evil eye against the regime of Bashar al-Assad in r...

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White House Uncertain of which Line Crossed, Obama Possibly Colorblind

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, in an impromptu press conference in August of 2012, vowed that the United States would intervene to end Syria's then eighteen-month massacre should President Bashar Al-Assad use chemical weapons, saying, "We...

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Researchers Discover Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering So Many Of His Own People

Funny story: Researchers Discover Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering So Many Of His Own People

A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort to barbarianism as evidenced especially in Bashar al-Assad, the dictator...

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