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Funny story: Green Light for Assad Massacre!

Green Light for Assad Massacre!

The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...
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Funny story: Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

BILLINGSGATE POST: World famous physiognomist, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, today announced to the world that he has found proof that Barack Obama and Syrian President Bashar Assad are brothers who were separated at birth. Billingsgate, who has pract...
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Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...
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Funny story: Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Syria cheating with steroids, say UN inspectors

Damascus -- The chemical warfare situation in Syria took an unexpected turn yesterday, when a team of UN inspectors discovered that the war-torn nation is using steroids and other Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) to fortify its army. "Clearly,...
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Funny story: Assad bombs Krak des Chevaliers, ancient stronghold of King Richard the Lionheart

Assad bombs Krak des Chevaliers, ancient stronghold of King Richard the Lionheart

Syria - The Unesco World Heritage Site was partially destroyed by a Syrian Air Farce MiG air strike after Bashar Al Assad ordered its obliteration in partial payback for the Crusades. Erected in 1031 the citadel straddles a massive meteorite outcr...
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Funny story: EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone

EU threatens Syria with accession to Eurozone

When the Assad regime does not retreat its troops before the 1th December, Syria will automatically be a member of the European Union. The EU hopes that this threat will force troops to retreat and violence to halt. Moody's has already responded b...
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Funny story: Nobel Foundation Hit By Euro Crisis

Nobel Foundation Hit By Euro Crisis

The world renowned and respected Nobel Foundation has announced sweeping changes to the granting of its annual awards, in a move which has been prompted by the continuing financial turmoil which is engulfing Europe. The awards are the legacy of Al...
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Funny story: Barbara Walters & Bashar Al-Assad? What about 'Valerie Simpleton & Joseph Kony'?

Barbara Walters & Bashar Al-Assad? What about 'Valerie Simpleton & Joseph Kony'?

London - The octogenarian doyenne of American news broadcasting has been knocked off her high perch in the controversial Bashar Al Assad affair. Twenty-four hours after the scandal went viral a new drama is unfolding in London amid revelations tha...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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