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Funny story: Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval

Red Sox Special Diet Plan for Pablo Sandoval

Pablo Sandoval has gone to the Disabled List. He may have gone to the dogs. He may have gone mad. In any respect, the Red Sox will not play him for at least two weeks. They are hoping his Inflate-gut will subside. The Red Sox master plan is for...
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Funny story: Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

A Dubuque, Iowa woman, named Chiseled Cream, came across a rare 1910 baseball card of Fuzzy Muzzy, who pitched for the St. Louis Louies. She found the card in an old unused toilet while cleaning out the basement in her 200 year old home. "Fuzzy M...
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Funny story: New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

New York Yankees on the verge of running out of uniform numbers, so they opt for Roman Numerals up to MMMMI

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Primarily because of a rich history in professional baseball and retiring so many jerseys and numbers of its all-time greats, the New York Yankees are running out of uniform numbers. So the team is considering using Roman Numerals...
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Funny story: Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

Who Threw the Overalls in Mr. Murphy's Chowder?

NY Mets player Daniel Murphy has astonished the sports world -- and himself -- with a history-making performance. Home runs in six consecutive post-season games! There's a secret to his success. Keep it under your hat, but SOMEONE has been throwin...
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Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Washington, DC Washington officials today announced that they have discovered that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un have each threatened to nuke the other country if they did not release ballplayers critical to the other's fantasy baseball team. The fi...
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Funny story: Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

Mets fans suspended for use of delusion enhancing drugs

New York -- Major League Baseball has banned the entire fan base of the New York Mets from participating in any aspect of the game. The ruling by new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred takes effect immediately and lasts until the end of the current season.
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Funny story: Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...
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Funny story: Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Jeter's Retirement Spells Doom For Franchise

Ask anyone who the "all-star" of the Bronxville, NY Yankee Auto Parts is, and they'll tell you: Bob Jeter. Jeter, 65, is retiring at the end of this month after 40 memorable years at the branch. Working his way up the chain from gasket salesman to...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Detroit Tigers Infielder Suffers "Cash" Injury

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...
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Funny story: Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
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Funny story: Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!

Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!

After splitting up a month ago, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd have gotten back together after 28 years of marriage. As we reported in the Mississippi Meadowlark, Kenneth heard Carole sing "You Lost They Loving Feeling" on Karaoke and he said she loo...
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Funny story: Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension. Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...
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Funny story: New York Mets down to one last fan

New York Mets down to one last fan

Flushing, New York - The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate, an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field. Yet they've always managed to attract a base of supporters. But not anymore. Tired of empty promises and finishe...
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Funny story: The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...
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Funny story: Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Whitecracker, MS (Reuters) - A Caucasian judge in rural Mississippi, who is also a volunteer pee-wee baseball league umpire, has been accused of over-stepping his judicial bounds by sentencing Black and Hispanic pee-weers who have have gone down swi...
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Funny story: The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...
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Funny story: Cooperstown Will Allow Bonds, Rose, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe!

Cooperstown Will Allow Bonds, Rose, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe!

The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to build a separate section for those admitted to the Cooperstown, New York facilities but have tested positive for drugs or other misdeeds. "This will settle the question once and for all. You may deserve to...
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