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Funny story:  Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!

Horny Moleturds Renew Marriage Vows!

After splitting up a month ago, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd have gotten back together after 28 years of marriage. As we reported in the Mississippi Meadowlark, Kenneth heard Carole sing "You Lost They Loving Feeling" on Karaoke and he said she loo...
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Funny story:  Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

Baseball To Ban Sliding Headfirst Into 1st Base

NEW YORK CITY - Major League Baseball's Board of Rules has stated that it plans to issue a ban on the age old baseball play of sliding headfirst into 1st base. The MLBBR stated that ever since the first batter slid into first base that particular...
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Funny story:  Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

Detroit Tigers First Baseman Miguel Cabrera Gets A Contract Extension Worth $292 Million!

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension. Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...
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Funny story:  New York Mets down to one last fan

New York Mets down to one last fan

Flushing, New York - The New York Mets have been a disaster at the plate, an abomination on the mound and a catastrophe in the field. Yet they've always managed to attract a base of supporters. But not anymore. Tired of empty promises and finishe...
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Funny story:  The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...
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Funny story:  Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Mississippi Judge Accused of Misapplying 3-Strikes Statutes

Whitecracker, MS (Reuters) - A Caucasian judge in rural Mississippi, who is also a volunteer pee-wee baseball league umpire, has been accused of over-stepping his judicial bounds by sentencing Black and Hispanic pee-weers who have have gone down swi...
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Funny story:  The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...
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Funny story:  Cooperstown Will Allow Bonds, Rose, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe!

Cooperstown Will Allow Bonds, Rose, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe!

The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to build a separate section for those admitted to the Cooperstown, New York facilities but have tested positive for drugs or other misdeeds. "This will settle the question once and for all. You may deserve to...
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Funny story:  Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

In a shocking press release earlier by Major League Baseball, the entire Houston Astros organization has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for use of banned substances by the league. Reported cases of positive banned substance tests have...
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Funny story:  Alex Rodriguez Writing Poetry During Year Off

Alex Rodriguez Writing Poetry During Year Off

He may have been kicked out of baseball for a year but New York Yankees Alex Rodriguez has gone back to writing poetry. What kind of poetry? "Somewhere between Bob Dylan and Mohammed Ali he laughed." A-Rod then told some reporters that he h...
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Funny story:  Boston Red Sox Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell Is Out The Door

Boston Red Sox Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell Is Out The Door

BOSTON - An inside source at NESM has stated that Jenny Dell has been relieved of her sideline duties effective immediately. It appears that the sexually attractive Miss Dell violated an unwritten rule that states that reporters will not fraterniz...
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Funny story:  A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...
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Funny story:  Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Mr. Met Traded to the Cubs For a Year's Supply of Steroids

Flushing, New York - Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of super steroids. The...
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Funny story:  Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Babe Ruth's Other Legend! Janitor Finds Film!

Although it has been shown many times over the years, it is still a big argument over whether Babe Ruth actually pointed to the outfield and then hit a home run in exactly the spot he had pointed to. Or was it all just a freak action that became a le...
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Funny story:  Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming from the office of MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is that MLB will be testing out a red baseball prior to the opening of the 2014 baseball season. The commissioner said that he got the idea from China where professional bas...
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Funny story:  Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

Mariano Rivera of The New York Yankees Heading For Dancing With The Stars Next Season

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball. The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on ne...
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Funny story:  Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

MILWAUKEE - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig was in Milwaukee visiting a childhood friend when he was approached by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. She asked the commissioner if there were any new rules that MLB is...
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Funny story:  Baseball Catcher Spends 23 Years In The Minor Leagues Finally Decides To Forget About Going To The Majors

Baseball Catcher Spends 23 Years In The Minor Leagues Finally Decides To Forget About Going To The Majors

DULUTH, Minnesota - Grady Skipwater, a 42-year-old catcher for the Duluth Doodlebugs, has spent his entire 23-year baseball career in the minor leagues. He was signed by the Duluth team back on March 13, 1990, and since then he has caught every si...
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