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Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Hospital Local Elections Survey

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Hospital Local Elections Survey

Bartholomew Uttersthwaite had originally been out on his mission to obtain the views of the Nottingham public, on the upcoming Local Elections, but suffered failure in that attempt. Bartholomew Utterswaite Column - Local Eklections Survey Hence this, his second effort, done during his stay in ward E19 of the QMC hospital in Nottingham, as a result of his first attempt. As soon as he started to...
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Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Local Elections Survey

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: Local Elections Survey

Nottingham freelance news-hound and reporter Bartholomew Uttersthwaite (69), has been out on the streets of the City Centre, to get the views of the local proletariat on the upcoming local elections in three weeks time. It was originally intended for him to go on his '1954 Raleigh Superbe Roadster' pushbike, to enable him to get around the new pedestrian routes to interview the public. But one...
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Funny story: Hosepipe banned in Kew Gardens!

Hosepipe banned in Kew Gardens!

So much for the hosepipe ban: The sprinklers that keep the grass lush outside Parliament are still pumping out water! * But the rest of us, the proletariat, the voters, the riff-raff and Spoofers, will face £1,000 fines for washing the patio? *...
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Funny story: The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: The Kenneth Clarke Interview

The Bartholomew Uttersthwaite Column: The Kenneth Clarke Interview

7 months ago: I managed to got permission to hold an interview with The Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP, Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice for the UK. For Thursday 5th April this year. I had to inform them of all the questions and possible questions I might ask him, 6 months in advance. 6 months ago: Mr Clarke's first assistant, The Rt Hon Lord McNally Minister of State...
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Funny story: The Unintentional Nottingham Time Traveller reveals all!

The Unintentional Nottingham Time Traveller reveals all!

In 1952, a Nottingham resident and historian, Bartholomew Uttersthwaite (now 68), then an eight-year-old ankle-biter, started to design and build a Time-Machine (push-bike) in the coalhouse in the soot covered backyard of number 6 Brookfield Place, in Nottingham, next to the railway viaduct. He takes up the story here himself... (oh where is he? Oh, at the WC again... I'll print a few more word...
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