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Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Funny story: Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course,...

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A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

Funny story: A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

MIAMI - Former Major League Baseball player José Canseco has reportedly called up suspended New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. Canseco who was found to have used steroids during his playing days decided to call up A-Rod and invite him to join...

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Bonds: Testicle Shrinkage Due to Sex Change

Funny story: Bonds: Testicle Shrinkage Due to Sex Change

Former baseball slugger Barry Bonds acknowledged today that his sperm-manufacturing organs did indeed atrophy-but not because he was taking steroids to make him more powerful at the plate. Bonds said he suffered the retracted gonads because he w...

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Barry Bonds planning comeback

Funny story: Barry Bonds planning comeback

Disgraced home-run king Barry Bonds is reportedly planning a return to professional sports. He is not, however going to play baseball. "Since MLB turned it's back on Barry, he has continued to work out." Explained Scott Boras, who will represent...

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Pee-Wee League Player Suspended For Illegal Substance Use

(Great Neck-NY) In the shadow of Manny Ramirez's 50 game suspension for the use of a controlled substance, Pee-Wee league rookie sensation Josh "Long Ball" Brenner of the Massapequa Whirlwindz was suspended for three games by the Police Athletic Leag...

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Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids

Funny story: Barry Bonds inadvertently encourages youth to use steroids

Despite his repeated denials, many young high school athletes believe Barry Bonds owes his slugging power and career longevity to the use of performance enhancing substances such as steroids.

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Baseball Commissioner Busts Bonds to 754 in Bizarre Ruling

Funny story: Baseball Commissioner Busts Bonds to 754 in Bizarre Ruling

In a briefly worded decision handed down on Friday, baseball commissioner Bud Selig has ruled fan interference on eight balls that former San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit out of Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T/Whatever Park and into McCovey Cove beyond...

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Barry Bonds Reaches Out to Kids

Funny story: Barry Bonds Reaches Out to Kids

Alcatraz, CA - While Barry Bonds has made some mistakes in his life, he's determined to make sure that other's do not fall into the same traps. After being sent to jail for perjury and obstruction to justice, Barry Bonds entered into a plea...

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Bonds: "They Weren't Performance Enhancing Steroids"

Funny story: Bonds: "They Weren't Performance Enhancing Steroids"

SAN FRANCISCO - Baseball's home run king, Barry Bonds, was his usual witty, charming self as he shrugged off questions regarding his recent indictment by a federal grand jury.

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Barry Bonds wins Spoofwriter's award for "teacher of the year;" ironically loses perspective of own balls

Funny story: Barry Bonds wins Spoofwriter's award for "teacher of the year;" ironically loses perspective of own balls

Barry Bonds just clinched it. After being indicted today for perjury and obstruction of justice, Bonds won Spoofwriter, King David's award for "teacher of the year."...

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Barry Bonds Ball sells for $752,457

Funny story: Barry Bonds Ball sells for $752,457

Steroid-enhanced home-run King Barry Bonds ball, which broke the home run record, sold for the price of a small town mansion this afternoon at auction.

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Barry Bonds & Bob Costas Come to Oral Blows

Funny story: Barry Bonds & Bob Costas Come to Oral Blows

US and A (ESPN) - After Barry Bonds referred to sports commentator Bob Costas as "a little midget man who doesn't know jack about baseball", Costas has upped the ante by giving Bonds the nickname 'The Juicer'. (Strangely, Mr. B...

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Man Who Caught Barry Bonds Ball has Novel Way to Display it

Funny story: Man Who Caught Barry Bonds Ball has Novel Way to Display it

After Barry Bonds hit his record breaking home run there was pandemonium in the stands to gain control of the ball. The ball has been estimated to be worth an undetermined amount. Bonds 72 HRs in a season fetched some $400.000. Fans are saying the ke...

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Barry Bonds Ties Home Run Record

Funny story: Barry Bonds Ties Home Run Record

Barry Bonds hit his 755th home run to tie Hank Aaron's record. This places him in a probable "asterisk" record if/when he moves ahead of Aaron after hitting his next home run.

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Charlton Heston Mocks Barry Bonds

Funny story: Charlton Heston Mocks Barry Bonds

SAN FRANCISCO (Lumberg) - Actor Charlton Heston mocked Barry Bonds on Saturday, announcing that the San Francisco Giants hitter can have Hank Aaron's career home run record only by prying it "from my cold, dead hands".

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Hank Aaron Comes Out of Retirement to Stay Ahead of Barry Bonds

Funny story: Hank Aaron Comes Out of Retirement to Stay Ahead of Barry Bonds

Famed slugger Hank Aaron rejoined the Milwaukee Brewers this week in an attempt to keep his record for career home runs in the major leagues. Aaron retired in 1976 with 755 homers under his belt. This year Barry Bonds has been closing in on Aaron, hi...

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'Hand of God' appears out of Left Field to thwart Barry Bonds Home Run Record Attempt

Funny story: 'Hand of God' appears out of Left Field to thwart Barry Bonds Home Run Record Attempt

SAN FRANCISCO (Lumberg) - The 'Hand of God' repeatedly made an appearance on Wednesday, preventing Barry Bonds from hitting any further home runs.

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Barry Bonds Actually White; Sportswriters Cheer

Funny story: Barry Bonds Actually White; Sportswriters Cheer

Sportswriters over the past week have been announcing their support for Barry Bonds in his home run chase after it was announced last week that Bonds is actually white. Gaylord Perry, a teammate of Bobby Bonds on the 1960s San Franci...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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