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Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Funny story: Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Looking nothing like a finishing school, La Wombwella ladies' finishing institute was supposed to resemble the kind of back to back house common young ladies would one day inhabit, with stone steps, a microwave and a scruffy kitchen. But now due to...

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Barnsley 22-b: Earth-like planet confirmed

Funny story: Barnsley 22-b: Earth-like planet confirmed

Astronomers have confirmed the existence of an Earth-like planet in the "habitable zone" around a star not unlike our own. Professor Mike Alidascope told us, "This is the planetary equivalent of Barnsley. In fact, we think it might be Barnsley. We...

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Python sketch comes true for Barnsley bishop

The Bishop of Barnsley caused outrage yesterday when he announced he had undergone a surgical operation in which he was irreversibly conjoined with a pederast. Monty Python's 1973 LP Matching Tie and Handkerchief includes a sketch called 'Elephant...

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Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Funny story: Barnsley Swearing Police On Patrol

Get caught swearing in Barnsley from next month and you could face a fine of £80. People will be asked to report anyone causing offence or intimidation by the use of bad language. The fines process follows discussions between South Yorkshire Po...

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First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

Funny story: First Annual BNP Movie Awards, Mel Gibson Wins Big

In a night of massive drama at the first annual British National Party movie awards, Mel Gibson scooped several awards including Best Actor, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay. Gibson, 55, made a rare public appearance and collected all of...

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Barnsley Promoted to Premier League

Funny story: Barnsley Promoted to Premier League

In a surprise move the Football Association have promoted Barnsley to the Premier League. Suggestions that this might have been a reward to the great town for ditching the LibDems in a Bye election and putting the Tories beneath UKIP, were hotly d...

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Regular Man!

Funny story: Regular Man!

Regular Man - A new, middle of the road kind of hero Faster than a thing thats a bit slower than him! Stronger than a cup of tea made by a blind grandmother! Intelligent as a medium difficulty Sudoku puzzle-solver! To the untrained, semi-skilled and last year at University eye, he is plain, simple Reg Mann, but his alter ego secretly goes around righting wrongs, holding tram doors...

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David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Spice Girls win prize for being women outstanding in their field.

Funny story: Spice Girls win prize for being women outstanding in their field.

London, L.A. and Barnsley - Rootours: - With rumours in the air of a possible reunion and the current "will they, wont they" drama unfolding.

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Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

Funny story: Barnsley Man Attacked By Ladybirds

The unseasonal hot weather in April yesterday turned a pleasant afternoon working in the garden into a nightmare scenario that nearly cost him his life, for odd-job man Stan M. Bellish of Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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