WASHINGTON - Massachusett's Congressman Barney Frank announced today that he would not run for re-election in 2012, saying that, "He was tired of Washington politics now that his party was not in control of the House of Representatives."
Having sp...
WASHINGTON: Congressman Barney Frank took time from his busy schedule of running a gay prostitution service from the basement of his Georgetown townhouse to deny reports that he was responsible for hooking up Kris Humphries with one of his stable of...
The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...
There's good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown , R, who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent...
Democrats are urging that the President send every American family $1,000 in another effort to stimulate the economy.
"The $250 we sent out before wasn't enough to get people spending once again", stated Barney Frank. "Now Americans are beginning...
President Barack Obama has decided to tackle America's Housing Crisis head on by kicking off a blockbuster marketing deal ahead of the impending 2012 elections to insure he regains his base and gets them out to vote!
Dubbed "Squat to Own", the pro...
70 year old Barney Frank announced today that he was resigning from Congress and will be entering the Military Academy at West Point this fall, becoming the oldest plebe since the opening of the Academy. In doing so, he will be commissioned an offic...
Cerebrating his first executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai's ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises.
Karzi, who i...
Jim Ready, Barney Frank's current pecker puffer, was caught heckling Sean Bielet, the GOP candidate running against Barney, after a debate in Brighton, Massachusetts. Mr. Ready, who has gone steady with the Congressman for the past few years, spoke...
With mid term elections just 12 days away the Dems are furiously digging up dirt busy resurrecting the DEAD in time to Vote, just as they've done for decades.
While some may call voting rolls stuffed with DEAD PEOPLE Ghoulish, it's been an importa...
WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to regain traction in the upcoming midterm elections, Congressional Democrats threw Congressman Barney Frank under the Anti-Gay Bus, driven by Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss.
Chambliss was driving the bus emblazon...
Congressional leaders representing their respective constituencies are meeting with the President today. The Fruits, led by Barney Frank, the Nuts by Nancy Pelosi and the Vegetables, who claim Nevada Senator Harry Reid as their leader, are expected...
Just as 'Dancing with the Stars' producers were set to announce that Congressman Barney Frank would appear on the popular show in order to counterbalance the appearance of Bristol Palin, the light footed Frank demanded more concessions which have thr...
After taking a plunge into the oil soaked waters of the Gulf of Mexico with his youngest daughter two weeks ago, to show that the water is safe, President Obama made a quick trip to Martha's Vineyard today.
Since the First Family is getting ready...
Just a day after the wrecking crew of Chris Dodd & Barney Frank announced their economy shattering new financial legislature set to doom the already shaky private sector, the dynamic duo, known around town by cocktail waitresses as "Gay" and "Not...
Veteran Senator Barney Frank announced yesterday that a recent stint in Holy Cross Hospital was not due to any heart related issue as was reported in the press, but that he did receive a pneumatically operated penile implant instead.
Long time Vig...
After years of looking the other way, Democrat Barney Frank came out today in favor of testing illegal drivers after being rear ended by an uninsured and undocumented driver.
Massachusetts is said to be home to about 200,000 illegal aliens, check...
With Democrat chances looking rather slim for the upcoming election in November, Barney Frank, a staunch and loyal member of his party, is considering life after politics.
"I nevwhere con sid whered dis beff whare in my wife," said Barney Fra...