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Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

Funny story: Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

BOSTON - The city of Boston is home to the NBA Celtics and the MLB Red Sox and now it is also home to the very first high-profile political same-sex marriage. Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick officiated at the marriage ceremony between Congres...

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Barney Frank To Leave Congress: Plans To Breed Gerbils At His Ranch In New Mexico

Funny story: Barney Frank To Leave Congress: Plans To Breed Gerbils At His Ranch In New Mexico

WASHINGTON - Massachusett's Congressman Barney Frank announced today that he would not run for re-election in 2012, saying that, "He was tired of Washington politics now that his party was not in control of the House of Representatives." Having sp...

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Barney Frank Denies Being Reason For Kardashian Breakup

Funny story: Barney Frank Denies Being Reason For Kardashian Breakup

WASHINGTON: Congressman Barney Frank took time from his busy schedule of running a gay prostitution service from the basement of his Georgetown townhouse to deny reports that he was responsible for hooking up Kris Humphries with one of his stable of...

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White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...

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Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

Funny story: Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

There's good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown , R, who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent...

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Democrats Urge Obama to Deliver Bigger Stimulus Package

Funny story: Democrats Urge Obama to Deliver Bigger Stimulus Package

Democrats are urging that the President send every American family $1,000 in another effort to stimulate the economy. "The $250 we sent out before wasn't enough to get people spending once again", stated Barney Frank. "Now Americans are beginning...

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Obama Tackles Housing Crisis in US: Squat to Own!

Funny story: Obama Tackles Housing Crisis in US: Squat to Own!

President Barack Obama has decided to tackle America's Housing Crisis head on by kicking off a blockbuster marketing deal ahead of the impending 2012 elections to insure he regains his base and gets them out to vote! Dubbed "Squat to Own", the pro...

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Barney Frank Goes To West Point: Tells Cadets To Pucker Up

Funny story: Barney Frank Goes To West Point: Tells Cadets To Pucker Up

70 year old Barney Frank announced today that he was resigning from Congress and will be entering the Military Academy at West Point this fall, becoming the oldest plebe since the opening of the Academy. In doing so, he will be commissioned an offic...

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Obama Says Afghan Strategy Working: Karzai Opens 12 New Restaurants, Takes Over 3 more Banks and Buys Up BP Oil Interests!

Funny story: Obama Says Afghan Strategy Working: Karzai Opens 12 New Restaurants, Takes Over 3 more Banks and Buys Up BP Oil Interests!

Cerebrating his first executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai's ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises. Karzi, who i...

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Barney Frank's Pecker Puffer Heckles GOP Rival

Funny story: Barney Frank's Pecker Puffer Heckles GOP Rival

Jim Ready, Barney Frank's current pecker puffer, was caught heckling Sean Bielet, the GOP candidate running against Barney, after a debate in Brighton, Massachusetts. Mr. Ready, who has gone steady with the Congressman for the past few years, spoke...

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10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

Funny story: 10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

With mid term elections just 12 days away the Dems are furiously digging up dirt busy resurrecting the DEAD in time to Vote, just as they've done for decades. While some may call voting rolls stuffed with DEAD PEOPLE Ghoulish, it's been an importa...

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Democrats Throw Barney Frank Under the Anti-Gay Bus

Funny story: Democrats Throw Barney Frank Under the Anti-Gay Bus

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to regain traction in the upcoming midterm elections, Congressional Democrats threw Congressman Barney Frank under the Anti-Gay Bus, driven by Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss. Chambliss was driving the bus emblazon...

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Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables To Meet With President

Funny story: Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables To Meet With President

Congressional leaders representing their respective constituencies are meeting with the President today. The Fruits, led by Barney Frank, the Nuts by Nancy Pelosi and the Vegetables, who claim Nevada Senator Harry Reid as their leader, are expected...

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Negotiations Break Down Between Barney Frank & Dancing With the Stars Over Partner's Gender!

Funny story: Negotiations Break Down Between Barney Frank & Dancing With the Stars Over Partner's Gender!

Just as 'Dancing with the Stars' producers were set to announce that Congressman Barney Frank would appear on the popular show in order to counterbalance the appearance of Bristol Palin, the light footed Frank demanded more concessions which have thr...

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President Off To Martha's Vineyard To Swim In Shitty Water

Funny story: President Off To Martha's Vineyard To Swim In Shitty Water

After taking a plunge into the oil soaked waters of the Gulf of Mexico with his youngest daughter two weeks ago, to show that the water is safe, President Obama made a quick trip to Martha's Vineyard today. Since the First Family is getting ready...

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Government Motors (GM) Now Confirmed to be "Dumbest Obama Takeover" as it invests More Taxpayer Money to Acquire Subprime Lender to 'increase sales."

Funny story: Government Motors (GM) Now Confirmed to be "Dumbest Obama Takeover" as it invests More Taxpayer Money to Acquire Subprime Lender to 'increase sales."

Just a day after the wrecking crew of Chris Dodd & Barney Frank announced their economy shattering new financial legislature set to doom the already shaky private sector, the dynamic duo, known around town by cocktail waitresses as "Gay" and "Not...

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Barney's Frank Receives Pneumatic Implant

Funny story: Barney's Frank Receives Pneumatic Implant

Veteran Senator Barney Frank announced yesterday that a recent stint in Holy Cross Hospital was not due to any heart related issue as was reported in the press, but that he did receive a pneumatically operated penile implant instead. Long time Vig...

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Barney Frank: Illegals in Massachusetts Don't Need License, But Must Take Driving Test!

Funny story: Barney Frank: Illegals in Massachusetts Don't Need License, But Must Take Driving Test!

After years of looking the other way, Democrat Barney Frank came out today in favor of testing illegal drivers after being rear ended by an uninsured and undocumented driver. Massachusetts is said to be home to about 200,000 illegal aliens, check...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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