TV dinosaur Barney has admitted for the first time that he became a hardened heroin abuser in a desperate attempt to fill a "love shaped hole" after the demise of his popular TV show.
Barney said things got so hard after his cancellation he was em...
ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...
There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide.
Compton, CA - Barney, the lovable, iconic, purple dinosaur of the popular PBS television show loved the world over, has been assassinated.
Taking credit for the hit just hours ago was a group calling itself, "Two To The Head Club" led by the noto...
Despite the color of his exterior, "Barney the Dinosaur" has been feeling quiet blue lately. The 'purple one' is said to be struggling to make ends meet in today's poor economy, making this one hard year for everyone's favorite dinosaur.
Barney from the hit children's TV series Barney and Friends, was found walking around the set drinking a bottle of beer, which didn't seem to be his first, and smoking what seems to be either a cigarette, or some sort of drug.
Barney the Purple Dinosaur had liposuction last month in an attempt to change the shows format.
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