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Dinosaur Barney confesses: I used heroin to fill love-shaped hole

TV dinosaur Barney has admitted for the first time that he became a hardened heroin abuser in a desperate attempt to fill a "love shaped hole" after the demise of his popular TV show. Barney said things got so hard after his cancellation he was em...

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Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

Funny story: Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...

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Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

Funny story: Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide. W...

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Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Funny story: Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Compton, CA - Barney, the lovable, iconic, purple dinosaur of the popular PBS television show loved the world over, has been assassinated. Taking credit for the hit just hours ago was a group calling itself, "Two To The Head Club" led by the noto...

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Barney to Enter Rehab

Funny story: Barney to Enter Rehab

Despite the color of his exterior, "Barney the Dinosaur" has been feeling quiet blue lately. The 'purple one' is said to be struggling to make ends meet in today's poor economy, making this one hard year for everyone's favorite dinosaur. Tuesday...

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Barney Drunk on Set

Funny story: Barney Drunk on Set

Barney from the hit children's TV series Barney and Friends, was found walking around the set drinking a bottle of beer, which didn't seem to be his first, and smoking what seems to be either a cigarette, or some sort of drug.

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Barney gets Lipo

Funny story: Barney gets Lipo

Barney the Purple Dinosaur had liposuction last month in an attempt to change the shows format.

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