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Funny story: Gringotts implicated in Libor Scandal

Gringotts implicated in Libor Scandal

The record £290m fine imposed on Barclays for attempting to manipulate the price of a crucial interest rate known as Libor - the London interbank offered rate - and its European equivalent Euribor - is likely to be chicken feed after another London b...
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Funny story: 'Riggs Bank Was Our Role Model' says rate-rigging bank's Deep Throat

'Riggs Bank Was Our Role Model' says rate-rigging bank's Deep Throat

London - The failed American bank behind every imaginable financial scam involving General Pinochet has set the benchmark high Our-Man-In-Hole-in-the-Wall-Street said today. His secret communique to QM-NewsCorpse stringers has laid bare details of...
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Funny story: Chancellor writes to Bob Diamond of Barclays to apologise for £290million fine

Chancellor writes to Bob Diamond of Barclays to apologise for £290million fine

Thanks to our contacts at the new News International business "Phonetaps'R'Us", located round the back of Fairfax Bus Station, I was exclusively sent a copy of a letter, which my gum-rubbing informant claims was sent to the Chief Executive of Barclays Bank, Bob Diamond, from the Chancellor yesterday. Dear Bob Trusting you and yours are well. Listen mate. Sorry the Financially Stupid Asse...
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Funny story: The Bob Diamond Jubilee stung with record £290m fine

The Bob Diamond Jubilee stung with record £290m fine

London - The longest running scam of the decade has finally been caught out, following a stellar 60 year run. This morning City regulators fined the mendacious bastards in charge of the scam £290m ($450m) for willfully bollocking a gullible public...
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Funny story: UK bankers confirm that they won't be taking big bonuses after all

UK bankers confirm that they won't be taking big bonuses after all

Following a consultation with the government, which included a meeting with Chancellor Ozzy Osborne and the rather tall Business Secretary Dr Vince Price, the chief executives of the big four banks decided that out of respect to the rather large pile...
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Funny story: Barclays Bank In Bonkers Protest

Barclays Bank In Bonkers Protest

A couple mounting a protest outside a high street bank claim that the British public is being misled by TV advertising. Ken and Liz Bonkers began their protest after a visit to their local Barclay's with an inquiry about the Barclaycard contactles...
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Funny story: Barclays £3bn profit built on strategy of actually getting loans paid back

Barclays £3bn profit built on strategy of actually getting loans paid back

Barclays stunned the city and defied economic gloom today with increased profits of up to £3bn. Industry insiders are pinning the success on a revolutionary "payback" strategy. The strategy is based on pioneering business theory that bank profitab...
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Funny story: Barclays' secret payment secrets

Barclays' secret payment secrets

Rumours circulating in parliament this morning suggested that the British Government has contacted the board of Barclays Bank demanding an immediate explanation on recent bonus payments. It follows revelations in today's papers that Barclays had pa...
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