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Funny story: G.I. Joe Denied Pension

G.I. Joe Denied Pension

He fought in the battle of the davenport, captured a whole platoon while scaling the ottoman foot stool and fought the battle of the bulge on twelve-year-old Timmy's bed, but there is one battle venerable action figure G.I. Joe seems destined to lose...
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Funny story: The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives. Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different. For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.
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Funny story: Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...
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Funny story: Barbie is 53 Years Old, Takes Up Zumba

Barbie is 53 Years Old, Takes Up Zumba

To show the world that she's still in great shape, the famous Mattel doll has taken up Zumba, the Latin dance fitness craze that's sweeping the U.S. Dressed in sexy, curve-fitting exercise togs, her blonde locks in a perky ponytail, she was spott...
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Funny story: Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

If you had plans to purchase the new biodegradable, eco-friendly, jackboot dreadlock wearing Barbie in time for Christmas, forget about it. The newest incarnation of Barbie, produced using recycled plastic in a sensible size 7 body type, was blocked...
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Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...
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Funny story: Barbie Doll Is In Her 50's -BEWARE- COUGAR ALERT!!

Barbie Doll Is In Her 50's -BEWARE- COUGAR ALERT!!

Barbie doll is now well into her 50's. She sure doesn't look it. She looks like she's either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you get all your plastic surgery the day you are made. It is also fortunate when all your exquisite feminine contours are molded into their enticing proportions. It must be a bit rough, though, when you are only one yea...
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Funny story: New Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber Duet Video Shot Using Video Girl Barbie

New Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber Duet Video Shot Using Video Girl Barbie

The video for the new Miley Cyrus / Justin Bieber holiday duet --"All I Want For Christmas (Is To Not Be A Pop Music Footnote In Five Years) feat. Nena Cherry, Toni Basil and Jimmy Eat World-- was recorded using Mattel's new Video Girl Barbie. An...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...
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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Dresses Ken Dolls in Barbie Clothes

Christine O'Donnell Dresses Ken Dolls in Barbie Clothes

Can it get any weirder for this babe who's running for a Delaware Senate seat? It has just come out on another obscure videotape that ever since Christine O'Donnell was a sophomore in high school she's had a weird hobby of dressing Ken dolls in Barbi...
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Funny story: Sales of "Anatomically Correct" Lap Dance Barbedie Soar

Sales of "Anatomically Correct" Lap Dance Barbedie Soar

Toy manufacturer, M-Bates, have filled the void left by their contentious recall of the previously popular Battered Barbedie dolls by releasing the Anatomically Correct Lap Dance Barbedie. The Battered Barbedie play set included repositionable br...
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Funny story: Noddy arrested for Drunk Driving

Noddy arrested for Drunk Driving

Noddy was arrested today for Drink Driving, after he drove his car into a tree after drinking several pints of cider. Big Ears, said he heard the noise of the crash as Noddy crashed into a tree near his house in Toyland. Meanwhile Paul Hutton,...
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Funny story: Barbie Murders Ken

Barbie Murders Ken

New York, NY-- Barbie is in a prison today after the dismembered body of her boyfriend was discovered last night, floating in the Hudson River. The NYPD says Ken was stabbed over twenty times and then castrated. Barbi was arrested a short time late...
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Funny story: Barbie celebrates her 50th birthday by getting a belly ring, a tongue stud and a tattoo

Barbie celebrates her 50th birthday by getting a belly ring, a tongue stud and a tattoo

Bangkok, Thailand - Barbie got the ultimate accessories today: a belly ring, a tongue stud and a tattoo It was all to commemorate her turning fifty, which she did not take as well as many had hoped. "I'm tired of being a corporate clone. Working...
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Funny story: Half a Century Barbie Checks into Hospital

Half a Century Barbie Checks into Hospital

As America's plastic beauty turned fifty, she experienced an episode that sent her to the Mattel General Hospital. Having breasts the size of melons on an 18 inch body never seemed to bother Barbie. The most popular toy doll went about her busine...
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Funny story: Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy Wallerby had quite the outing on December 1, 2008. The four-year-old tyke's West Vancouver parents were a little put off when their belligerent son requested Princess Barbie sheets during a recent family shopping trip to Wal Mart.
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Funny story: Barbie Kicks Bratz Plastic Asses!

Barbie Kicks Bratz Plastic Asses!

Barbie, big-breasted gang leader of the doll world made a quick finish of the Bratz. The Bratz known for their gigantic heads sought to dominate Barbie's turf, that was until Barbie got wind of it. Barbie called all of the many other Barbies and...
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Funny story: Graveyard Barbie Debuts

Graveyard Barbie Debuts

(Philadelphia PA) The Madtell Corporation was so impressed with sales of its Suicide Barbie it decided to follow up with its promised Graveyard Barbie. The famous doll's new incarnation is designed for Baby Boomers approaching their final years...
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