NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted.
According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even ha...
New York - "Back home in Budapest we have this saying," Hungarian model Kristof Somfai explained this morning, "from the outside a handsome youth may look like he's already shaving but on the inside he's still - how you say? - an unripened, er, fruit...
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