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Funny story: President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President Obama announced that he wanted to have a serious conversation with the virus that is wreaking havoc on Western Africa and shows signs of spreading to other parts of the world. In a press conference, he stated that he was never told th...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Washington, DC The world was shocked when President Barack Obama called Russian Premier Vladimir Putin "a big doo-doo head" upon hearing that Putin blamed the United States for the conflict in the Ukraine and Israeli terrorism. "I think it's good...
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Funny story: Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
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Funny story: Bashar Assad Writes Thank You Letter to United States, Britain and Turkey

Bashar Assad Writes Thank You Letter to United States, Britain and Turkey

Today the White House released a letter that arrived a few days ago, and after clearing a mysterious white powder from the envelope, the enclosed apparent letter from Bashar Assad was found: Dear Mostly Finks and Bastards, I want to send my heart felt (or maybe it was just gas) warmest thanks for helping us with I-SIS. Here to fore I thought you bastards didn't like me for some reason. Oh I...
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Funny story: Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

WASHINGTON - Revisionist history is to be understood as a consciously falsified or distorted interpretation of the past to serve partisan or ideological purposes in the present. The prime example of this kind of history is the Soviet Union under J...
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Funny story: Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

Obama Coalition Against ISIS Is A Farce

As ISIS fighters seemed ready to take the town of Kobani on the Turkish border, Kurdish opposition said they were running out of ammunition. "Gee, that's too bad," said U.S. Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hegel. " I guess President Obama's coaliti...
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Funny story: Obama Is Unintelligent

Obama Is Unintelligent

WASHINGTON - President Obama has acknowledged that the NSA and The CIA had underestimated the rise of the Islamic State militant group, ISIS, which has seized control of a broad swath of territory in the Middle East. He said he "follows their advice...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the titular head of the Islamic terrorist group called ISIS, downplayed the horrific nature of beheading by comparing it to "waterboarding." Al-Baghdadi, who by the way, is not related to Baghdadi Bob or B...
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Funny story: Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

Invisible Hamsters - Obama's Secret Anti Terror Weapon

In a stranger than fiction planned pre-emptive strike against radicalised Syrian terrorist hamsters, "Stealth" (or "invisible" hamsters) will be deployed to hunt and destroy war gerbils, white assassin mice and suicide bombing laboratory rats on the...
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Funny story: GOP: "Obama is skating on thin ISSIS!"

GOP: "Obama is skating on thin ISSIS!"

An angry President Barack Obama strode to the podium in the Rose Garden this morning and immediately lashed out at the GOP. "This latest attack by the Republicans in Congress has finally gone beyond the pail. ISSIS is not thin by any means and the...
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Funny story: U.K's Prince Philip Looking Forward To Shooting Syrian Hamsters

U.K's Prince Philip Looking Forward To Shooting Syrian Hamsters

With Syria on the shortlist for counter terrorist strikes, Syrian war hamsters, or Golden Martyrs are being radicalised and trained by I.S. executioners to gnaw off the heads of sleeping American and British aid workers according to Spoof's secret A...
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Funny story: Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun...
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Funny story: U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

Polls just out indicate that a large majority of Americans 1) support air strikes on Isis; 2) A majority thinks that President Obama has not been "tough enough" on Isis, during a time that he is widely expanding the war; -- 3) A large majority opp...
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Funny story: Chuck Todd Interviews President Obama - James Lipton Style

Chuck Todd Interviews President Obama - James Lipton Style

New York City - Chuck Todd, the new host of NBC's Meet the Press, recently interviewed President Obama and we imagined how the interview would have gone if Todd had conducted the conversation as one part himself, one part James Lipton, host of Inside the Actor's Studio. Our imaginings are thus presented to you here: Todd: Thank you, Mr. President, for joining us today for what I'm sure will be...
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Funny story: 11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

President Obama, taking a break from his war against ISIS, visited Oakmont Charter School in VA. to show his support for innovative education. The school enrollees include children of diplomats, one of whom is 11-year-old extremely precocious Janna...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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