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Funny story: President Obama's Rutgers Speech: Let's Make Our Country One Giant Shit House

President Obama's Rutgers Speech: Let's Make Our Country One Giant Shit House

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hello Rutgers Class of 2016. Today you join a long line of Scarlet Knights who are waiting patiently to use the restroom of your choice. When you came here four years ago, the last thing you envisioned is that today, you would still be waiting in the same line. During that time, many of you have changed your sexual designation more than once. (Waiting for TelePrompter...
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Funny story: White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

In a move that has been championed by the Obama administration, the United States White Male, specifically low to middle class, has been added to the endangered species list. The World Wildlife Fund said that as of this year the Whitigrious Malelopia...
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Funny story: Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

BILLINGSGATE POST: After being taunted by a bare-chested, heavily tattooed dude wearing leather chaps and a flimsy pair of Fruit of the Loom ball-huggers, the Whip Woman could take no more. Not since her caged encounter with Lash LaRue had she been...
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Funny story: Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

Obama and Putin witness Keshe's invisible spaceship

M.T. Keshe, one of the world's leading scientists, finally presented his long awaited plasma spaceship in Dubai on April 21st in front of an audience of around 500.000 international attendants. Among them was a celebrity VIP group, led by presidents...
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Funny story: Obama rattles Cameron on racial equality

Obama rattles Cameron on racial equality

"The moral crusade for racial equality is ongoing here in Britain", said Obama, "I mean, you've never had a black Queen." Barack Obama's comments during his visit to the UK concerning Britain's multi-cultural record clearly flummoxed the Prime Min...
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Funny story: Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Obama uses 'Executive Action' to change name of Islamic State

Washington DC-President Obama used his Executive authority to officially change the name of ISIS today. With one scribble of his pen, the President declared the name of ISIS (or ISIL), should now be referred to only as 'Global Warming'. The Pre...
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Funny story: Prince Harry promises Obama and his wife an after "swing" party!

Prince Harry promises Obama and his wife an after "swing" party!

Buckingham Palace have announced that lame duck President Obama and his wife are to dine with Prince Harry and his rather boring brother, Willy and his missus. Now naughty Harry purposely invited himself to the rather luxurious dinner in Kensingto...
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Funny story: ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reports that ISIS has just recently named President Obama as their ISIS Team Mascot have been confirmed. The reclusive leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) issued a dramatic SHOUTOUT to Barack Hussein...
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Funny story: Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Coming off what he describes as a "huge success" in Trump University, Donald Trump held a ribbon cutting ceremony inaugurating his next education venture, "Trump Madrasa," and describes it as "a fabulous initiative" to have muslims self-identify and...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

Fidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!

US Hotel giant Starwood has been allowed to purchase three hotels in the Cuban capital of Havana. As part of the purchase, the hotel chain will renovate the hotels to US standards, meaning plastic breakfasts, plastic cutlery, rubber waffles and plent...
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Funny story: Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama

Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama

Washington, DC As Donald Trump was wrapping up another racist rant, Barack Obama slipped away from his Secret Service agents to go up to the stage to chastise Trump for his racist and sexist stances. All of a sudden, a Trump supporter rushed up an...
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Funny story: 2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.

2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.

PLEASE - JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! - Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? - I turned on the TV and thought it was a beauty pageant until I saw Bernie. - Do I really have to wait until after November before I get my regular TV programming back? - Personally, I want Angela Merkel to run. - Donald...
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Funny story: Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile

Obama Disarms ISIS with His Trademark Smile

After decades of an expanding - and largely ineffective - "War on Terror," President Barack Obama recently succeeded in disarming the militant jihadist group ISIS using merely his trademark smile. Sources report that in a confidential meeting wit...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Nominates Himself for Vacant Supreme Court Slot

Donald Trump Nominates Himself for Vacant Supreme Court Slot

Following the death of United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, apparently unclear on the rules governing judicial procedure, attempted to nominate himself to fill the vacant judicial slot.
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Funny story: Obama Named Native American Man Of The Year By FAUX NEWS

Obama Named Native American Man Of The Year By FAUX NEWS

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Barack Obama, wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a full Cherokee Indian headdress, made from real eagle feathers and leather, was featured on the cover of FAUX NEWS as Native American Man of the Year. In an earlier...
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Funny story: "Walk this way..." School curriculum to include lessons in carriage and deportment

"Walk this way..." School curriculum to include lessons in carriage and deportment

Carriage and Deportment is to be introduced as a compulsory subject in a pilot project in British schools as of the new school year, with the aim of preparing British youth in, well, how to walk and stand around. Little known to the public, world...
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Funny story: Barack Demonstrates Why he is President

Barack Demonstrates Why he is President

Washington Post: Washington. President Barack Obama today took the podium during a philosophical debate at Boston University. In a speech prepared by his advisers the President 'showed' awesome knowledge of Oriental and Western philosophy until h...
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Funny story: Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Sean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!

Ex-Madonna hubby and general film-star hooligan, Sean Penn, has furthered his interest in Middle America after supporting Haitian earthquake victims by chapping up to El Chapo, notorious prison breaker and multi billionaire Mexican drug dealer (and g...
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