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Funny story: In a baffling burst of candor, Obama declares war on everyone

In a baffling burst of candor, Obama declares war on everyone

President Obama today declared war on every country in the world, and upon his own citizens as well. In so doing, he merely acknowledged what many savvy observers have known or suspected for decades. American troops, private contractors, Homel...
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Funny story: National Guards May Fight Federal Troops

National Guards May Fight Federal Troops

19 republican Senators, and the "Coal Is Good For Health Institute," today issued a joint press release condemning President Obama's "War On Coal." The Senators are from Wyoming, West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Illinois who are the largest coal prod...
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Funny story: Obama Invites Immigrants to Bunker Down in White House

Obama Invites Immigrants to Bunker Down in White House

Washington, DC-In breaking news it was announced that Obama, in order to shield them from Republican legislators bound and determined to deport them, will allow a multitude of immigrants to have sanctuary in the White House. Obama has had barriers...
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Funny story: Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Washington, DC-President Barack Obama's identity was stolen recently when he was trying on clothes at an upscale shopping mall and lost his wallet while in the dressing room. The wallet was stolen right under the noses of the Secret Service. After th...
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Funny story: Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Spokespersons for both Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have "cleared the air" that there is no new odor of disagreement between the two nations. Last night both joined China's President Xi Jinping at The Flaming Canard Orientale Restaurant in Beijing, on...
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Funny story: Phobias now Curable. Guaranteed!

Phobias now Curable. Guaranteed!

Medical scientists in America have taken a keen interest in the discovery by Dr. Bedafford of the Brighton and Sussex Medical School who successfully cured a patient of Arachnophobia accidentally when he had the man's damaged left amygdala removed.
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Funny story: Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America. Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The...
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Funny story: Obama Promises to Meet Republicans Halfway But Doesn't Say When or Where

Obama Promises to Meet Republicans Halfway But Doesn't Say When or Where

Washington D.C.A.C. - In the White House press room today, President Obama promised he was willing to meet Republicans halfway on nearly any topic. "I'm always...willing to meet Republicans. Sometimes when we meet it is by sheer accident. Like the...
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Funny story: Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers

Obama Loses Entire National Treasury to Internet Scammers

Washington, DC The United States was shocked and astounded when the country found out that President Obama had lost the entire contents of the US Treasury to Internet scam artists. "It was a really good deal, where I could double the entire Treasu...
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Funny story: Bibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia

Bibi and Barry to settle "chickensh*t" controversy with duel using Glock pistols and other paraphernalia

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Barack Obama have decided to settle recent differences, and the spat over Mr. Netanyahu being called "chickensh*t," at the firing range. This contest is becoming known as "the grassy knoll" duel ser...
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Funny story: President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years. In his statement, he acknowledged that his original name was Blossom Obama. She had the sex change surgery a...
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Funny story: Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ron Klain, who was appointed Ebola czar by President Obama last week, has not been seen or heard from since. Rumors regarding his present status abound. Most prominent of the speculative theories is that he has been confined to...
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Funny story: Obama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots

Obama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots

Washington DC - The President has started a hush-hash course of anti-Ebola therapy involving a dozen daily shots according to White House barman Dru P Weiner. The day begins with a Kahlua cocktail made from Shady Hollow-grown, hand-picked Arabica...
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Funny story: President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President decides to "have a serious talk" with Ebola virus

President Obama announced that he wanted to have a serious conversation with the virus that is wreaking havoc on Western Africa and shows signs of spreading to other parts of the world. In a press conference, he stated that he was never told th...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Obama Calls Putin "A Big Doo-Doo Head"

Washington, DC The world was shocked when President Barack Obama called Russian Premier Vladimir Putin "a big doo-doo head" upon hearing that Putin blamed the United States for the conflict in the Ukraine and Israeli terrorism. "I think it's good...
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Funny story: Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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