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Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
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Funny story: Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Panama City, Panama - President Obama commented today on shaking hands with Raul Castro, dictator of Cuba, during a ceremony honoring Nelson Mandela. "His grip was firm and manly," Obama said. "It reminded me of one of Michele's handjobs." Oba...
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Funny story: Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Obama Worried His Evolution On Gay Marriage May Have Been A Spontaneous Genetic Mutation

Kingston, Jamaica - In a question answer session with Jamaican third and fourth graders at a roadside school, President Obama fielded questions about his own marijuana use, whether he would like a few bong hits for the road, and what prompted his evo...
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Funny story: Obama Answers Rastafarian's Question About Legalizing Marijuana

Obama Answers Rastafarian's Question About Legalizing Marijuana

Kingston, Jamaica - President Obama's question and answer session after a speech to students at the University of the West Indies was dominated by marijuana questions. Aides to the President said he expected "one or two" but was taken aback to find...
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Funny story: Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Barack Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had. The former vice presiden...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders. Ms. Phulz stated that President...
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Funny story: Obama buys Jamaican retirement pad

Obama buys Jamaican retirement pad

Washington DC - "Dis am me Audacity of Dope ganja shack,"" Obama tweeted as he posted pics of a stunning Montego Bay beachside villa complete with its very own cannabis plantation. The $1 million oceanfront mansion has five bedrooms, ten bathrooms...
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Funny story: Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses: Pol Pot stated: "I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the gro...
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Funny story: This Week's Headline Snidbits

This Week's Headline Snidbits

Taken from the top news headlines this week: • Reports indicate that the Disneyland measles outbreaks were caused by low vaccination rates. See what ObamaCare did this week? It lowered inoculation rates 10 years ago. Thanks, Obama. • President Obama made his NCAA bracket picks. He admitted it was very difficult to take a break from his official duties and just enjoy the fun, frivolous mome...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

President Obama Issues Executive Order Mandating That All African-Americans Must Vote

WASHINGTON, DC - In a stunning moment, President Obama signed an executive order that mandates all African-Americans to vote. Obama signed the order in a meeting in Detroit on Thursday. "We shouldn't be making it harder to vote, we should be makin...
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Funny story: GOP Criticizing Obama for Picking Kentucky Instead of Israel

GOP Criticizing Obama for Picking Kentucky Instead of Israel

WASHINGTON -- Republican leaders are engaging in a bit of their own "March Madness" in criticizing President Obama for picking the number one ranked and undefeated Kentucky Wildcats to win the NCAA men's basketball championship instead of GOP favorit...
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Funny story: Obama - "I Don't Know Jack Shit"

Obama - "I Don't Know Jack Shit"

Boston, Massachusetts - In a visit to a Boston Area middle school social studies class yesterday, President Obama found himself unable to answer follow up questions from a persistent student in the class. Obama was visting the city to raise funds...
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Funny story: NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

President Barry Obummer is madder than Michelle on PMS at the news that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA, for short) is spending one billion dollars "that could be better spent on propping up Obummercare," Prezident Obummer co...
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Funny story: Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

Ayatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Barack Obama, criticized a letter sent by 47 U.S. Republican Senators to Tehran about the ongoing negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, saying the move showed "disintegration" in U.S. pol...
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Funny story: White House - Obama Did Email Hilary Clinton On Her Private Account

White House - Obama Did Email Hilary Clinton On Her Private Account

Washington DC - President Obama exchanged emails with Hilary Clinton but his spokesman denies the President was ever cognizant of the act. "We really have no way of knowing," Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters. Earnest went on to say t...
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Funny story: United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

Washington DC - Speaking to a gathering of mentally challenged high school students at a flagship Washington DC vocational charter school, President Obama announced new sanctions against Venezuela, citing Venezuela's "inflammatory" rhetoric. "The...
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Funny story: Has a 'dirty' British general covered up Barack Obama's real origins?

Has a 'dirty' British general covered up Barack Obama's real origins?

London, UK - A highly decorated World War III general and former UK Chief of Stuff has been quizzed by cops following a series of dawn raids as part of Operation Ratsarse. General Sir Monty Dambusta, WC & bar, 47,942,716th in line to the Briti...
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Funny story: Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

Prezident Obummer weighs in on ISIS' destruction of Nimrod

ISIS has built or purchased, "from parties unknown," a time machine and is traveling into Iraq's "ancient past," to destroy the Assyrian city of Nimrod, the United Nations recently whined. "We are heartbroken," archaeologists sniffed, "and outrage...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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