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Funny story: ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

ISIS and Obummer agree: Israel's Nuttyyahoo "paranoid"

President Bareass Obummer is "hotter than a steaming pile of sh*t," according to Beltway insiders. "He's absolutely fuming!" What has the presidential bowels in such an uproar? Speaker of the House John Boner had the "audacity" to invite Israel...
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Funny story: Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen. The interview included queries about his favorite movie, what he wanted to be growing up, and what superpower he would like to possess.
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Funny story: Mitch McConnel Calls for Vulgar Straight Talk With Obama

Mitch McConnel Calls for Vulgar Straight Talk With Obama

Senate Speaker Mitch McConnell speaking today, published verbatim. The president and I should start "Straight Talking" with one another and cut the crap! Look - everyone knows I'm a straight shooter - and so let's just cut the crap and have some conversations with each other that most Americans,and especially southern conservative can really relate to and understand! For example - Barak -...
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Funny story: The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

Washington DC - Citing an off-color Mars/Neptune conjunction in Pisces followed by a psychotic Aquarius New Moon the acclaimed Astrology Channel has suddenly turned chicken. And cancelled Tuesday's live stream Presidential rant. It's the first...
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Funny story: 'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant. "But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent...
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Funny story: Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama will unveil a plan to tax flatulent-producing foods in order to cut methane emissions from Americans during his remaining two years in the White House. The new "fart tax" - which will be formally unveiled on...
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Funny story: President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

BILLINGSGATE POST: State Department spokesperson, Jan Psaki, denied reports that the President chose to watch NFL play-off games rather than gather with other world leaders in Paris this weekend to march in the Charlie Hebdo solidarity gathering.
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Funny story: North Koreans Offer To Cook Bo For Obama

North Koreans Offer To Cook Bo For Obama

Ill Jong Cock - North Korea's demented ruler has offered the services of his palace chefs to turn the Obamas new puppy BO into a North Korean specialty - Baked and Pickled Portuguese Water Dog with sauteed Siberian Tiger balls as a peace offering.
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Funny story: US Super Majors Sitting Pretty On Trillion Dollar Cash Pile

US Super Majors Sitting Pretty On Trillion Dollar Cash Pile

Washington DC - "Doc, I have a dream," President Obama told his personal analyst yesterday morning, "I have this dream I'm gonna rob another - uh - rob a bank." The recurring nocturnal visions started shortly after Thanksgiving and seem to be fixa...
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Funny story: Satan's New Year Address

Satan's New Year Address

Last night, Satan's New Year Address 2015, held as usual in rooms beneath the House of Commons England was hugely attended. Present were all the Grand Masters of the leading Masonic Lodges worldwide, Pope Francis, the Royal Family of England, leading...
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Funny story: Obama's Reference to 'The Hangover', seen as insensitive by Alabama Folks

Obama's Reference to 'The Hangover', seen as insensitive by Alabama Folks

Mr Obama's humorous reference to the film 'The Hangover', regarding his non - intention to contest a third Presidential Election, has angered Descendants of Ku - Klux - Klan Victims, in Alabama and the Mississipi Delta Area, 'Anything referencing...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hours after North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jung-un called President Obama a "monkey", Mr. Obama responded, saying that Kim Jung-un was "a bug-eating, dog-munching, ping-pang gook". North Korea on Saturday blamed the U.S. for...
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Funny story: Sony to North Korea: "We Are your Bitch"

Sony to North Korea: "We Are your Bitch"

The movie "The Interview" may have been stopped from a wide release, but American viewers are showing their full support for the film, whose release was muted due to pressure from hackers who threatened bloodshed at movie theaters due to the film's m...
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Funny story: Retaliation for The Interview Obama's Urban Renewal Plan

Retaliation for The Interview Obama's Urban Renewal Plan

President Obama has announced that his administration has coordinated with Sony to release their controversial comedy "The Interview" in selected theatres located in neighborhoods with high crime rates targeted for urban renewal across the nation inc...
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Funny story: Sony to Release New Comedy Depicting Assassination of President Obama-- No Protests, No Outcry, No Nothing. Bill O'Reilly Says: 'It's Just a Joke.'

Sony to Release New Comedy Depicting Assassination of President Obama-- No Protests, No Outcry, No Nothing. Bill O'Reilly Says: 'It's Just a Joke.'

Following the PR success of The Interview, Sony Pictures announced today that it would be releasing Alluha Akbar!, an uproarious new comedy about the assassination of President Barack Obama. The movie is financed by the government of North Korea...
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Funny story: Now You can Sell your Vote!

Now You can Sell your Vote!

WASHINGTON. VOTES FOR SALE by order of Congress. Yes folks, it's finally here, on the back of the 1997 North Carolina ground breaking voluntary sterilization for women called "Project Prevention" that invited young women to have themselves sterilized...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.

To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
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Funny story: UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack

UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack

UK bookies made a mint by leaving out Australia as a candidate for the next 'terrorist attack' and had instead the UK as clear favourite with Spain second. The gunman who laid siege to a Sydney restaurant was named as Man Haron Monis. He forced so...
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