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Funny story: Burgers to be banned on UK buses!

Burgers to be banned on UK buses!

Smokers, alcoholics and people who don't pay their fares on UK buses are banned. Profane language and fighting on buses is banned too along with Grannies forcing young smartphone addicts to give up their seats! However, it seems that UK bus compan...
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Funny story: Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Only in Trumps America would such a move be considered in keeping with current equality laws. After recent pressure from 'large' groups of eatavists, several fast food restaurant chains have given in and applied a nationwide ban on healthy peopl...
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Funny story: Sharapova Drugs Scandal: Hotel Carpet Hits Back After Slur

Sharapova Drugs Scandal: Hotel Carpet Hits Back After Slur

The assembled press came to see one loser as Maria Sharapova admitted taking the recently banned substance Meldonium. But there was another one on show: an innocent carpet, left bruised and with its shag swept against the natural lay. As she offer...
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Funny story: Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice

Forced to leave the only world he knew behind, Joseph Schullermann was banished from his Amish community after he was caught sporting an unsanctioned non-traditional type hat. When asked about his blatant disregard for the rules of his brethren,...
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Funny story: Disgusting Yoga Pants to be banned from the Streets of London!

Disgusting Yoga Pants to be banned from the Streets of London!

Oxford Street, London, CIA HQ, down the sewer sends this latest fashion mind-blowing report! Jaggedone's CIA star fashion reporter, GayGordon Voyeur-Buttockbouncer, has just sent this shocking fashion newsflash from the top of a manhole in Oxford...
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Funny story: Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

In a surprise move that no one saw coming, the Kool-Aid Man has been banned from all stadium events, especially football and hockey events, across North America and the UK effective immediately. In a press release, event organizers cited concerns ove...
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Funny story: Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

Kansas, Missouri, and Iowa Have Banned Lady Gaga Concerts

WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states. A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin...
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Funny story: Iowa Bans Two Children's Christmas Books

Iowa Bans Two Children's Christmas Books

DES MOINES - The Iowa State Senate has just voted to ban two children's Christmas books on the grounds that the are highly inappropriate for the youngsters of the great state of Iowa. Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] informed the...
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Funny story: Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

Utah Is Considering A Ban On Bikini Thong Panties

SALT LAKE CITY - After receiving numerous complaints from mall store owners and managers, the state of Utah will be looking into the prospect of banning bikini thong panties on females between the ages of 18 to 25. According to state Senator Buxto...
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Funny story: Crackdown on Laser Pointers in Ocean City

Crackdown on Laser Pointers in Ocean City

Ocean City - Green-colored laser pointers have become recently popular, especially among youth. Reports state that vendor's on Ocean City's boardwalk have sold over 30,000 of the items over the summer. They have increasingly become a public nuisanc...
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Funny story: 27 States Immediately Ban The New Water Boarding Board Game

27 States Immediately Ban The New Water Boarding Board Game

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that its brand new board game named The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is not doing very well. Company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake said that a total of 27 states including Illin...
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Funny story: Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez has been informed by his lawyer Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski that it looks like his professional baseball playing days could be over or gone with the wind as they say south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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Funny story: Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

Kansas Bans The California Fad of Wearing Underwear as Outerwear

TOPEKA, Kansas - After receiving thousands and thousands of letters, emails, text messages, and tweets, the state of Kansas has just passed what Kansans are calling a much needed blow for decency, morality, and political awareness. Senator Elvira...
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Funny story: Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

Sexy Tennis Player Agnieszka Radwanska Poses In Nude Magazine and Catches Hell From Her Church

NEW YORK CITY - The world's 4th ranked women's tennis player, Agnieszka Radwanska, is causing quite a storm. Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the stunningly gorgeous Polish tennis player has just been banned from her church, Our Lady of...
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Funny story: The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - The State of Pennsylvania has become the first one in the nation to ban the new fad known as Twerking. The state senate voted 50-0 to outlaw the practice and issue heavy fines to individuals caught doing what Senator Con...
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Funny story: Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...
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Funny story: Obese Tourists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As New York Soda Ban Lifted

Obese Tourists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As New York Soda Ban Lifted

24 hours before a ban was set to go into effect in New York City, a state justice has blocked Mayor Michael Bloomberg's controversial regulation curtailing the sale of sodas and other sugary beverages over 16 ounces resulting in a sigh of relief by m...
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Funny story: New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
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