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First Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Funny story: First Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

First Tentacle Bank of Planet Purplonia is getting ready to bring their business to Earth. New television ads for the bank proclaim, "At First Tentacle, we offer loans at 2% APR, savings at 16% interest. How does that grab you?" Financial experts...

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Mick Flynn Confronts The New World 'Order'

Funny story: Mick Flynn Confronts The New World 'Order'

This story is not entirely made up. The encounter with the teller is based on fact. A man goes into his bank in Donegal Ireland to deposit 1,000 euros, most of what he had earned that month. Here follows the conversation he had that fateful Monday morning with the girl teller. As he reaches the window she studies his face for a few seconds, dismounts from her stool and seems to be searc...

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The Potter Bank Opens in London

Funny story: The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...

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New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

Funny story: New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...

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Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

Funny story: Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...

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Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

Funny story: Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...

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Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...

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Banks Reply to Greece

Funny story: Banks Reply to Greece

Yes folks, it's ALL FOR YOU, isn't it? "Why can't we all just... get along?" "The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is an international organization headquartered in Washington, D. C., of 188 countries working to foster global monetary coopera...

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Conservative Party Manifesto 2015

Funny story: Conservative Party Manifesto 2015

(Or, actually what Cameron meant to say but didn't, being the gentleman that he is and everything.) "Over the last five years, we have placed our country, according to our business partners' demands, in the U.S. and elsewhere, under total bureaucr...

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Man targeted by ID thiefs on 47 occasions. Banks seem powerless to stop it happening.

Funny story: Man targeted by ID thiefs on 47 occasions. Banks seem powerless to stop it happening.

Norman Steele, father of three from Liverpool is the unluckiest man in the UK when it comes to identity theft. His identity has been stolen by scammers on approximately 47 occasions since 2001. And that's the ones he knows about! It's not unusual...

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Plans to move Scotland's Biggest Bank to Iceland put on ice

Funny story: Plans to move Scotland's Biggest Bank to Iceland put on ice

Scottish business tycoon Ralph Tweedie attempt to buy Scotland's largest bank for a pound and to relocate its entire operation to Iceland has now finally been put to rest. The idea was born out of the fear that Scotland would become independent and...

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Hellfire Bank says sorry for ratting on pervs' secret accounts

Funny story: Hellfire Bank says sorry for ratting on pervs' secret accounts

Gnomes of Zurich, Shitzerland - The CEO of fucked-up Hellfire Bank Zurich has groveled in pubic about grassing up dodgy clients' secret bank accounts. Lord Hellfire of Mammon issued a heartfelt - ok, ok, a wallet-felt! - apology to 100,000 Z-Liste...

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Hellfire Bank hid millions for arms dealers, drug traffickers and Z-Lister celebs

Funny story: Hellfire Bank hid millions for arms dealers, drug traffickers and Z-Lister celebs

Switzerland - Hellfire Bank's Gnomes of Zurich subsidiary hid billions of $$$ for drug lords, arms dealers and Z-Lister royals according to a new report. Celeb non-entities laundered their coke-dealing squillions via the Swiss bank's private arm i...

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GOP Hopefuls Support Big Banks' Risk Taking

Funny story: GOP Hopefuls Support Big Banks' Risk Taking

GOP Presidential hopefuls Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, and Scott Walker today issued a joint statement "of agreement on the economy." Among the topics of that agreement is that certain corporations, particularly financial institutions, are...

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Philae Brings Science Back to Earth

Funny story: Philae Brings Science Back to Earth

Tragedy has struck after a major news conference at the Philae Science, Operations and Navigation Centre in France's CNES space agency, Toulouse. Prof. Claude Clouseau director of Science and Robotic exploration gave a rousing speech to a gatheri...

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It's just Wronga - Pocketmoney Loan Co. opens in Glasgow School!

Funny story: It's just Wronga - Pocketmoney Loan Co. opens in Glasgow School!

Government big-wigs may be forced to act if notorious Payday lenders continue their expansion into the children's pocketmoney market. Payday loan sharks Wronga ! see Easterend Primary School in Glasgow as the ideal trial point in the UK for their con...

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New National Sperm Bank "ATM" Machine Proposal

Funny story: New National Sperm Bank "ATM" Machine Proposal

The new National Sperm Bank in Birmingham is to have "night deposit boxes" and sperm withdrawal A.T.M machines like any other bank, a spokesperson for the N.S.B told our sperm welfare staff this morning. Nasty letters will be sent out to customer...

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