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Funny story:  Detroit roofer and mortician's assistant make eerie discovery

Detroit roofer and mortician's assistant make eerie discovery

DETROIT, MI - Her lawn was mowed. Her bills were paid. Her mail was collected every day. But the lady of the house never went out or answered her door. She couldn't: she was dead. In fact, she was mummified. Her remains were found, neatly...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Robs A Bank!

Justin Bieber Robs A Bank!

Justin Bieber can't stay out of trouble even if he sits on his skinny butt at his house with a girlfriend, according to him. Apparently, guys are having fun at Bieber's expense, going around the area where he lives and playing practical jokes and...
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Funny story:  A Boston Banker Arrested For Printing $8 Million In Counterfeit Monopoly Money

A Boston Banker Arrested For Printing $8 Million In Counterfeit Monopoly Money

BOSTON - Authorities in Boston have reported the arrest of well-known bank president Lars L. Lemoncloud who retired from the Third National Bank of Boston three years ago after a 31 year banking career. Police found Mr. Lemoncloud's fingerprints i...
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Funny story:  Economists Polled Say Things Are Looking Up

Economists Polled Say Things Are Looking Up

It appears that banks who borrowed cheaply can actually park their cheaply borrowed dollars at the Fed--after they bought up the bonds sold by the Treasury. Companies who borrowed from the banks in the form of "lines of credit" can turn around an...
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Funny story:  Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns

Customers of UK High Street Banks are increasingly reporting their unease about the recent trend for banks to demonstrate excessive goodwill and courtesy towards customers. 'I only dropped into Nat West to use the cashpoint,' said one customer. 'O...
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Funny story:  Congress Grants New Powers to Banks

Congress Grants New Powers to Banks

In a surprise move yesterday Washington Congress granted wide-ranging powers to American Banks. Explained Senator Hart Black recently returned from the Bilderberg Conference held this year underneath the Vatican; "In accord with our foreign engagemen...
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Funny story:  Hedge Fund Managers Finally Admit Truth to Public

Hedge Fund Managers Finally Admit Truth to Public

In a stunning announcement of something we already knew, the nation's hedge fund managers have finally admitted that insider trading is at the heart of their business model. Mel Leber, chief investment officer for the BUH Holdings Hedge Fund Gro...
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Funny story:  The Bank of Rupt taking over the banking industry

The Bank of Rupt taking over the banking industry

Tokyo - Minister of Finance, Kurtaklinger San, has announced a new bank will be in control of all Japanese banks. This new bank will also be taking over the other nations banks in quick succession. According to Kurtaklinger San spokesperson, Ningaw...
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Funny story:  O'Malleys Bank in Ireland Demands Euro Bailout to Avoid Meltdown

O'Malleys Bank in Ireland Demands Euro Bailout to Avoid Meltdown

Patrick O'Malley, founder, President, Teller, Receptionist and Cleaner of O'Malley's Bank in McGillmara, Ireland, has demanded a financial bailout from the European Union. Without an immediate injection of cash the bank will collapse and take the...
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Funny story:  Societal Norms to blame for all evil

Societal Norms to blame for all evil

The public today reacted with astonishment after RBS boss Stephen Hester defensively declared "I don't set my pay" and went on to disclose that obscene bonuses awarded to bankers were due to a shadowy cartel known only as 'societal norms'. The app...
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Funny story:  Bank Manager Accused of Planning Robbery Just to Get Floors Cleaned

Bank Manager Accused of Planning Robbery Just to Get Floors Cleaned

"The robber burst through the doors and ordered us all to lie on the floor or else he'd shoot us," said Skweezola Bank customer Altima deNissan, adding, "It was horrible." According to police, the robbery was actually staged by the bank manager...
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Funny story:  Masked bank robber escapes with dozens of "Next Window Please" placards

Masked bank robber escapes with dozens of "Next Window Please" placards

Police say a lone suspect escaped with dozens of "Next Window Please" placards during a tense bank robbery yesterday. "He rushed in when the bank was filled with customers," said First Insolvent Bank manager Libra-Fawn DeMedved. "He grabbed a stapl...
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Funny story:  British bank in US owned by Columbia drug cartels and Mafia!

British bank in US owned by Columbia drug cartels and Mafia!

The US senate have accused a British bank, better known as "Home Suiting Biggest Criminals", of allowing billions of drug money and huge sums from banned nations such as Iran and North korea to slip through their fingers. The washing machines at the...
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Funny story:  Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr...
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Funny story:  Osborne Approves Flood Of Toxic Banks

Osborne Approves Flood Of Toxic Banks

'Piggy Party' a small toy company based in George Osborne's own parliamentary constituency of Tatton, Cheshire, was hailed by the Chancellor yesterday as a "shining example for small businesses." "Rather than sitting around waiting for handouts...
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Funny story:  Quentin Kelp MP - Deck  Chairs & Blissful Indifference

Quentin Kelp MP - Deck Chairs & Blissful Indifference

Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week and should really take a break away from the pressure of constituency work. But duty calls and, anyway, my wife thinks we should visit her mother in Macclesfield. My impending visit to Greece in time for their next bailout or complete exit from the Euro sounds like my best chance for fun before Parliament re-opens. By the way, explaining whe...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair "All Wrong" Over Not Hanging Bankers Says Academic

Tony Blair "All Wrong" Over Not Hanging Bankers Says Academic

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is wrong when he says we should not hang bankers in anger over the current financial mess, says a leading academic. In an interview with the Daily Telegraph today, Mr Blair defends the free market and liberal econo...
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Funny story:  Reality TV show Banker Island cancelled

Reality TV show Banker Island cancelled

The making of new reality television show "Banker Island" has been cancelled after three days, when the contestants ran out of food and requested help. The show put eight banking executives on a desert island where they should have had enough resourc...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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