New York - Wild rumors are sweeping Manhattan that a Slittygroup - uh, CitiGroup! - banker found dead in the bathtub with his throat slit 'may have been topped by beheading jihadis'.
The 30-something specialist in environmental and social risk m...
A new reality TV game show hosted by David Cameron will debut next week, based around the austerity measures put in place by the Tory government.
A staggering 3.6 million contestants will go through various Tory Tucker Trials, such as not crying...
London, UK - An early start to the annual banker jumping season is underway this morning with reports that a senior JP Morgan executive plunged to his death from the top of a notorious 500ft 'hexed' skyscraper in London's Canary Wharf financial dist...
BOSTON - Authorities in Boston have reported the arrest of well-known bank president Lars L. Lemoncloud who retired from the Third National Bank of Boston three years ago after a 31 year banking career.
Police found Mr. Lemoncloud's fingerprints i...
The knighthood of RBS 'banker' Sir Fred Bad-Karma has sensationally moved back to its former home of Buckingtooth Palace.
The move came around after a public outcry, namely a Mr Deesgusted from Tunbridge Wells, and the knighthood revealed to it's...
After a clamour of popular protest, the UK government has rushed through new legislation which allows them to seize any bonuses that are deemed too high.
A committee of "public interest specialists" will meet every month to discuss who should have...
NEW YORK, NY -- In a bold effort to win back their good reputation and stimulate the economy, infamous Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs today promised everyone who votes in the November election $1 million cash.
A Goldman Sachs spokesman said the c...
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