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Funny story: Bank Manager Accused of Planning Robbery Just to Get Floors Cleaned

Bank Manager Accused of Planning Robbery Just to Get Floors Cleaned

"The robber burst through the doors and ordered us all to lie on the floor or else he'd shoot us," said Skweezola Bank customer Altima deNissan, adding, "It was horrible." According to police, the robbery was actually staged by the bank manager...
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Funny story: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid re-make

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid re-make

It has been rumoured that Mark Thomas of Great Britain is currently working with Michael Moore of the US of A to do a complete re-make of the classic bank robbery film "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid". The storyline has been updated to take ac...
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Funny story: Bank robbed...by a gorilla, nobody saw a thing

Bank robbed...by a gorilla, nobody saw a thing

The Dorking high street bank, Dorking High Street Bank of Dorking, was robbed on Friday morning by a daring bank robber. Although later analysis of the CCTV footage clearly showed the robber, nobody in the bank saw the robber, and the vast majority o...
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Funny story: RBS propose to pay Chief Executive £7m, and investment Executive £5m Bonus!

RBS propose to pay Chief Executive £7m, and investment Executive £5m Bonus!

The Guardian: The Royal Bank of Scotland proposes to give a £5million bonus to its investment banking chief, with another £7million for its chief executive More than three years after bankers brought the country to the brink of collapse, their cavalier destruction of British businesses goes on and on. Look at Peacocks, the retailer which employs more than 10,000 across the UK. At the heig...
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Funny story: Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Revealed: Obama was a bank robber

Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery. He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wear...
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Funny story: Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up. The robber who has been identified as Barnw...
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Funny story: "Granddad Bandit" Arrested After He Calls FBI to Complain About His Nickname

"Granddad Bandit" Arrested After He Calls FBI to Complain About His Nickname

BATON ROUGE, La. - Michael Francis Mara is accused of robbing banks throughout the eastern US. In all, he's said to have robbed at least 25 banks in 13 states over the past two years. He would still be out there robbing banks if it weren't for the bi...
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Funny story: Rip Torn Botches Bank Robbery

Rip Torn Botches Bank Robbery

Famous for numerous movie roles, most recently acting as "Zed" in the Men in Black series, aging actor and now alleged bank robber, Rip Torn, was held in Connecticut jail following a failed attempt at making an early withdrawal without an account.
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Funny story: Bank Heist foiled

Bank Heist foiled

In Shropshire yesterday, a bank heist was foiled by a quick thinking member of the public. Lifoc Rhime entered the Shrewsbury branch of Lloyds TSB on Pride Hill brandishing a revolver demanding that the cashiers fill a holdall with the contents of...
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Funny story: Irish Bank Heist Unravels/7 Arrested But 2 Masterminds and $2M On the Loose!

Irish Bank Heist Unravels/7 Arrested But 2 Masterminds and $2M On the Loose!

Dublin, Ireland/ Banking News - A daring daylight robbery at the College Green Branch Bank of Ireland in Dublin, left the An Garda Siochana (the coppers) shaking their heads in appreciation of the craft and guile employed in the looting of the...
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Funny story: Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

A man wearing a tie-dyed ski mask with the words "Martin Willoughby" printed on the back entered the wrong bank yesterday, apparently confused after several hours of doing shots with some buds. All went well as he quietly entered the bank, his ski...
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Funny story: Sperm Bank Robbery Spoiled

Sperm Bank Robbery Spoiled

A Morganfield man was arrested Monday in conjunction with a sperm bank robbery in London, Kentucky early this morning. By eyewitness accounts, Danny "Boy" O'Flener pulled a daring daylight holdup of the Family Jewels Sperm Bank located on downto...
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Funny story: Thief feels sorry for building society and gets money back

Thief feels sorry for building society and gets money back

In what some may think was a strange turn of events, a thief who used to rob branches of the Bradford and Bingley Building Society prior to the credit crunch turned the act of robbery on its head today. Well known, disrespected, unemployed yet ref...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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