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Funny story: Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...
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Funny story: Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

Queen Blamed For Glorious Weather Outbreak

As Britain swelters under cloudless skies and glorious sunshine, Her Majesty the Queen is at the centre of a row over the timing of the heatwave. Retail managers maybe rubbing their hands in delight as supermarkets and garage forecourts throng wit...
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Funny story: August Bank Holiday Cancelled

August Bank Holiday Cancelled

In a surprise move the Government has cancelled August Bank Holiday. 'In this age of austerity' explained Georgbe Osborne 'we cannot afford to waste time doing nothing for three days'. Cries of protest from those who have already booked holidays f...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth - Slave Driver - Gordon Ramsay comments

Queen Elizabeth - Slave Driver - Gordon Ramsay comments

Queen Elizabeth is - it appears - a Royal slave driver. Apparently she will NOT be giving staff at the 'Palaces' the day off on William and Kate's Wedding Day. Naturally, they are all pretty upset, which is putting in mildly. No wonder she is hav...
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Funny story: More Rain Forecast - Bank Holiday Umbrella Weekend Looming

More Rain Forecast - Bank Holiday Umbrella Weekend Looming

With a bank holiday weekend looming, the Met Office is forecasting rain, a bit more rain, followed by thundery showers, prolonged spells of wet weather, and then more rain. It will probably feel a bit colder than the seasonal average too. And p...
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Funny story: July 4th will be a New Public Holiday in the UK

July 4th will be a New Public Holiday in the UK

David Cameron has given the biggest hint yet that the UK will be given a new public holiday to bring the number of public holidays up to the same number as the rest of the European Union. Original thoughts were the Monday following Armistice Day i...
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Funny story: Bank Holiday chaos predicted in Government Gnome Coning Fiasco

Bank Holiday chaos predicted in Government Gnome Coning Fiasco

Geoff Hoon the Secretary of State for Transport was forced to apologise to the house this morning after a disastrous mix up in a secret Government laboratory in Croydon. Due to a spelling error by a junior staff member the Human Genome Cloning pro...
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Funny story: Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Most depressing day of year to become bank holiday

Gordon Brown has announced the results of an on line survey to find England's next bank holiday. There were several dates up for grabs, with the Monday nearest to Armistice Day the hot favourite to get the Public Holiday treatment and bring Englan...
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Funny story: New Public Holiday announced

New Public Holiday announced

The Government has finally bowed to pressure for a public holiday between August and Christmas by announcing one, that is, a new bank holiday. Stealth Tax Monday will take place on the last Monday in October each year, with the usual bank holiday...
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Funny story: Bank Holiday 'not all it's cracked up to be' claims Howard

Bank Holiday 'not all it's cracked up to be' claims Howard

'Every major high street bank takes its staff to the beach on bank holidays, but it's not as much fun as you'd think' claimed Howard Brown the musical star of the Halifax adverts.
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Funny story: "Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

"Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...
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Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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