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Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Funny story: Jihadi tweets that #momoftheyear vid footage 'is fake'

Damascus, Syria - A video of a Baltimore mother head-slapping her feckless son for rampaging at the city's recent riots has been staged for prophet a leading Jihadi webshite has warned. "This fake Western propaganda fools no one," Mustapha Pee, m...

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Ray Rice Suspension Overturned, Now Eligible To Punch Roger Goodell

HOOTERS -- Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has had his indefinite suspension from the NFL overturned, and is immediately eligible to punch NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in the elevator of his office suite. "I just wanna get back to...

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Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

Funny story: Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

To honor Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens will be giving away bobble head dolls of the star running back's wife. The dolls come with extra springs to heighten the hitting experience. Mark Conn, Ravens promotions director, feels the freebies will giv...

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NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

Funny story: NFL Season Opens With A Bang As President Obama Wins $700 On The Denver Broncos Vs. Baltimore Ravens Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama said that he is thrilled that the NFL football season is finally here. The commander-in-chief talked with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that there is nothing he likes better than betting o...

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Joe Flacco's Salary Enters the Van Allen Belt

Scientists discovered Joe Flacco's contract details in the new third radiation belt around Earth. Baltimore Ravens quarterback and Super Bowl winner Joe Flacco has gone into outer space with his new high water mark in payroll. His salary is out of...

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Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...

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Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...

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NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Funny story: NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...

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NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

Funny story: NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...

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Super Bowl News: President Obama Bets On The Baltimore Ravens

Funny story: Super Bowl News: President Obama Bets On The Baltimore Ravens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Las Vegas oddsmakers have the San Francisco 49ers as 3½ point favorites over the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII (47). Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that more money will be bet on this year's Super Bowl than i...

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Mrs. Wes Welker Apologizes To Ray Lewis of The Baltimore Ravens

Funny story: Mrs. Wes Welker Apologizes To Ray Lewis of The Baltimore Ravens

BOSTON - It took her ten days, but New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, Anna has finally issued an apology to Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. Mrs. Welker, 32, made the apology through Dottie Bazooka a reporter with Sports...

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Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

Funny story: Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

NEW ORLEANS - The Super Bowl Committee has just announced that it has banned Norte Dame football player and Internet hoax participant Manti Te'o from appearing at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. A committee spokesperson identified as Ebenezer Buc...

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Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Funny story: Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...

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Patriots Find the Pendulum Puts Them into Poe's Pit

As Oliver Hardy often said to Stan Laurel, "Here's another fine mess…" The Dirty Birds won. The Ravens played for the stuff that dreams are made of…and as Humphrey Bogart told us in the Maltese Falcon, you end up with egg on your face-or dead.

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The Ravens Manhandle The Patriots 28-13

Funny story: The Ravens Manhandle The Patriots 28-13

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that the way the Ravens crushed the Patriots, 28-13, the team from Clam Chowder Country looked more like Cub Scouts than Patriots. The birds from Baltimore flew into th...

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Gisele Bünchen-Brady Says The New England Patriots Will Beat The Baltimore Ravens By 29 points

Funny story: Gisele Bünchen-Brady Says The New England Patriots Will Beat The Baltimore Ravens By 29 points

BRENTWOOD, California - Gisele Bünchen, the outspoken wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, was lying out by the pool at their $20 million mansion, which she named Casa Touchdown. The infamous underwear model was speaking with Dottie Bazooka of...

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The Belichick 'Address' Trumps the Raven 'Nevermore'

Edgar Allen Poe left Boston and moved to Baltimore. If you believe in tracing rivalries to their source, we have the root in our grasp. The Ravens may claim that the AFC game will nevermore allow a Patriot victory-as Brendon Ayanbadejo plays t...

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Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

Funny story: Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

DENVER - There were some snow flurries and the temperature was 6 degrees but Baltimore Raven's kicker Justin Tucker's foot was hot as he nailed a 47-yard field goal in overtime to stop Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos dead in their tracks 38-35. Sp...

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