Baltimore Orioles resplendent slugger Chris Davis had a common habit of nonchalantly dropping the bat head downwards and kicking it softly on the toes of his feet between pitches during an at bat. Unfortunately on Friday night during a game against...
Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract.
The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...
The Texas Rangers, one of the teams to have never played in a World Series, became the first ones in over 110 years to score over 30 runs in a game. The Rangers, playing on the road against Baltimore, routed the Orioles by the score of 30 to 3.
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