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Funny story:  Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...
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Funny story:  Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness

Kentucky Derby Winner Orb May Not Run In The Preakness

BALTIMORE - Word coming out of the home of The Preakness is that Kentucky Derby winner, Orb may not be entered to race in the second jewel of the Triple Crown race. Orb's owner Stuart "Horsey" Janney said that he was told by Orb's nutritionist ide...
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Funny story:  Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

Baltimore Does Away With "Casual Friday"

BALTIMORE - Reports coming out of the Maryland city that is famous for its orioles have a lot of office workers quite upset and literally fit to be tied. The city council has decided to do away with the age old tradition of Casual Friday, in which...
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Funny story:  Marmite and Whitebread - a new detective series

Marmite and Whitebread - a new detective series

Sky Atlantic has commissioned a gritty new detective series which promises to break the mould as far as stereotyping in US TV cop shows is concerned. Marmite and Whitebread are two tough, ambitious cops who have been thrown together by the top bra...
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Funny story:  Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up. The robber who has been identified as Barnw...
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Funny story:  Baltimore Water Main Break Sparks Spontaneous Baptisms

Baltimore Water Main Break Sparks Spontaneous Baptisms

Baltimore, Md - A major water main break in Baltimore causing the release of tens of thousands of gallons of water has sparked a fury of baptisms at the sight of the break. Holy Brood Baptist Church pastor, Leroy Dwayne Johnson, has stated that hu...
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Funny story:  Construction Begins on the Baltimore Red Line

Construction Begins on the Baltimore Red Line

Baltimore MD: Construction has finally begun, after much controversy over the route, on the light rail system known as the Baltimore Red Line. Initial operations started with a Tunnel Boring Machine (TBM) excavating an underground section of the l...
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Funny story:  Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore Not to Ban Plastic Bags, Considers a DNA Data Base

Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council had considered a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags. Activists had proposed substitutes, such as paper bags, reusing existing bags or a city tax of five cents per plastic bag. Bowing to...
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Funny story:  Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...
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Funny story:  Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Linda Crabb was carpooling home from work in downtown Baltimore Maryland with four coworkers when everything came to a screeching halt on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
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Funny story:  Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs in MLB Game

Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs in MLB Game

The Texas Rangers, one of the teams to have never played in a World Series, became the first ones in over 110 years to score over 30 runs in a game. The Rangers, playing on the road against Baltimore, routed the Orioles by the score of 30 to 3.
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Funny story:  Heightened Security Causing Me Headache

Heightened Security Causing Me Headache

According to himself, writer Kevin Heitz of Baltimore is annoyed and suffering from an acute headache today because of the increased security measures at airports and train stations around the country. “This extra security stuff kinda sucks,” Heitz said this morning while clipping nose hairs. “I think that’s why I have this headache,” I added.
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Funny story:  Cookie Monster Wipes Out Cookie Supply at Baltimore Bakeries

Cookie Monster Wipes Out Cookie Supply at Baltimore Bakeries

The Cookie Monster has struck again!...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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