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Funny story: Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

Russian Ballet Dancers Arrested By The KGB For Twerking

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has stated that the Russian government will not put up with the West's fad of twerking. The national news agency stated that two members of The Moscow Winter Ballet Troop were observed twerking ba...
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Funny story: Hurtful comments at the Dorking Dance Off

Hurtful comments at the Dorking Dance Off

A massive argument has erupted at the annual Dorking Dance Off held at Dorking Town Hall. It started just after the tango as the Bollywood dancers came in while the ballet dancers waited for their turn. As heated looks were exchanged, the belly dance...
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Funny story: Channel 5 News to use interpretive dance

Channel 5 News to use interpretive dance

Channel 5 news introduced the stand-up news delivery to the television. This has been adopted by news agencies across the world, apart from the BBC who still sit down. Channel 4 news went half way, with the leaning on a table news presenter, whilst I...
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Funny story: Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

Royal Ballet Principal Quits For Death Metal Band

The world of dance is reeling this morning following the news that Sergei Polunin has quit as a principal with the Royal Ballet. Royal Opera House sources are mystified as to why the 21-year-old Ukrainian - the youngest dancer to be made a princip...
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Funny story: Black Swan Brought Out Natalie's Dark Side

Black Swan Brought Out Natalie's Dark Side

The Oscar winning actress has been slated by her 'body' double for not given her any praise or recognition for her ballet dancing. Sarah Parker did '95%' of the ballet dancing in the film where Portman portrays a 'psychotic' ballet dancer. Natali...
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Funny story: Football Managers: Dress For Success

Football Managers: Dress For Success

Football managers who wear a suit on the sidelines during matches get a better performance from their players than coaches who wear sports gear, according to a study. Sport psychologist Dr Richard Thelwell, of Portsmouth University, reckons player...
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Funny story: Black Swan Effect: Little Madams' Tantrums Get Psychotic

Black Swan Effect: Little Madams' Tantrums Get Psychotic

Tutu-clad little darlings around the world are adding a sinister edge to their tantrums after seeing Oscar-tipped ballet movie, Black Swan. In the film, Natalie Portman plays a ballerina who becomes obsessed with perfection and dancing the Black S...
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Funny story: Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker

Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker

Berlin Philharmonic/Simon Rattle. (EMI) Pierre Noxious writes: Ah, it's Christmas, so it must be old Piotr's Nutcracker. There's a lot of interest in this because Sir Simon doesn't have any rep to speak of when it comes to Tchaikovsky. In fact, this is his first recording of the Russian master and he admits in the sleeve notes that he was never a fan. But this always brings a smile to...
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Funny story: Dimitar Berbatov Joins Bulgarian Royal Ballet

Dimitar Berbatov Joins Bulgarian Royal Ballet

Dimitar Berbatov, the troubled Tottenham striker, has astonished White Hart Lane officials by signing transfer forms with, not as expected, Manchester United, but with the Bulgarian Royal Ballet. Berbatov travelled to Bulgaria this afternoon to co...
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Funny story: Campaign to equate cage fighting with ballet

Campaign to equate cage fighting with ballet

News arrives that the American "Versus" TV channel is launching a campaign to convince viewers that those who take part in the sport of cage fighting require brains as well as brawn, and could just as easily be ballet dancers.
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Funny story: Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.
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Funny story: Formidable ballet tutor Oliphant dies at 85

Formidable ballet tutor Oliphant dies at 85

Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - Page A1...
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