Last Night There Were Hundreds of Them, This Morning They are Gone. The protesters camping on the steps of St Paul's Cathedral awoke this morning to find their tents had disappeared.
Confusion reigned for a short time as the dirty unkempt tax-dodg...
A week after the bailiffs arrived to evict a group of travellers from Basildon, the travellers are still there.
"We're not going anywhere," said George Atasda, from the other side of a big wall. "We like it here."
Currently, the law is against...
Philadelphia, PA- Andrew Dovidio, 27, mistook a knock on the door yesterday morning for a bill collector, when in fact it was actually Opportunity.
"Dude, I woke up to this harsh knocking," reported the perpetually balding Andrew, "and my fir...
Westminster - Ugly scenes this afternoon when a group of burly men arrived in a furniture van at the gated entrance to Britain's most famous cul-de-sac.
Metropolitan Police officers on security detail told the burly, leather jacketed bling encrust...
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